Facts about your Characters

[The Hardcore Disciple]

Wrestling Alias: "Tower of Power" Chaz Stone
Real Name: Charles Wallace Stone of Clan Callaway
Age: 25
Sexual Orientation: Very straight
Living Direct Relatives: Father Samuel Stone (55), Mother Aileen Callaway (52), Twin brothers Seamus and Dylan Stone (31), Sister Iona Stone (27)
Ethnic Ancestry: English (50%) and Scottish (50%)
Character's Idol: Sean Connery
Favorite Match: Hasn't happened yet...
Favorite Promo: Chaz paints us a pretty picture.
Favorite Food: Lamb stew
Favorite Drink: Skullsplitter Ale
Favorite Animal: Tiger
Favorite Music Style: Toss up between Hair Metal and Techno/Trance
Favorite Movie: Thunderball
Favorite TV Show: MXC
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Can't stand cheating/unfairness. A bit of a smart ass and an eye for the finer sex. Hates the idea of being like his father.
Other Facts: A legend in Highland Games competitions back home. Chaz is an accomplished musician as well as an athlete, skilled with the bagpipes, the lute, and (surprisingly) the harp. His proudest moment thus far is playing the Scottish national anthem on the pipes to open the 2003 National Highland Games. Also an artist fluent in clay and oil painting.

[Kermit The Hulk]

Wrestling Alias: James “Magnum” Constance
Real Name: James Constance
Age: 27
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: A mom in Detroit
Ethnic Ancestry: Anglo-Saxon
Character's Idol: Magnum T.A. (wrestling), Tom Selleck (non-wrestling)
Favorite Match: VS L. Rey, Parade Of Champions
Favorite Promo: His first promo with the White Boys
Favorite Food: Fried chicken
Favorite Drink: Scotch with ice
Favorite Animal: Tiger
Favorite Music Style: R&B, blues
Favorite Movie: “Raiders Of The Lost Ark”
Favorite TV Show: Magnum, P.I.
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: He has a little hero-worship toward Tom Selleck.
Other Facts: Constance actually was a Navy seal. However, despite what his bio says, he did not join the Navy because Thomas Magnum was in the Navy. He joined of his own freewill.

Wrestling Alias: L. Rey
Real Name: Louis Reyes
Age: 30
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: A dad, 2 brothers, and 3 sisters in Amarillo, Texas.
Ethnic Ancestry: Latino, from Mexico.
Character's Idol: Antonio Banderas
Favorite Match: Doesn’t have one
Favorite Promo: Doesn’t have one
Favorite Food: Fajitas
Favorite Drink: Jose Quervo
Favorite Animal: Scorpion
Favorite Music Style: Mariachi, Tejano, Boleros, Norteños, Rumba Flamenca, Salsa, and Ramba
Favorite Movie: Any of the “El Mariachi” trilogy
Favorite TV Show: AAA
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Headstrong and ignores pain.
Other Facts: Reyes actually worked as a mariachi before he was a wrestler and while he was training to be a wrestler.

Wrestling Alias: Jason White
Real Name: Jason White
Age: 22
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: A mom and dad in Mobile, Alabama
Ethnic Ancestry: Anglo-Saxon
Character's Idol: Ric Flair, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
Favorite Match: The Ultimate Endurance Match at Parade Of Champions
Favorite Promo: When Koshinryo and Shuga challenged the White Boys For The W*I*G Tag Team Titles at Halloween Hell
Favorite Food: Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, peas, and a biscuit
Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper
Favorite Animal: Horse
Favorite Music Style: Country
Favorite Movie: “Smokey And The Bandit”
Favorite TV Show: Friday Night Lights
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: A little egotistical and proud of the South
Other Facts: Jason has a girlfriend who lives in New York of all places. Go figure.

Wrestling Alias: Justin White
Real Name: Justin White
Age: 23
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: A mom and dad in Mobile, Alabama
Ethnic Ancestry: Anglo-Saxon
Character's Idol: Arn Anderson, Hardcore Holly
Favorite Match: The Ultimate Endurance Match at Parade Of Champions
Favorite Promo: When Koshinryo and Shuga challenged the White Boys For The W*I*G Tag Team Titles at Halloween Hell
Favorite Food: Country fried steak, baked potato with cheese and butter, collard green, biscuits and gravy
Favorite Drink: Coca-Cola
Favorite Animal: Alligator
Favorite Music Style: Country
Favorite Movie: “Smokey And The Bandit”
Favorite TV Show: The Dukes Of Hazzard
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: A little egotistical and proud of the South
Other Facts: Justin has a girlfriend who is from Alabama. Also, she happens to be African-American.

Wrestling Alias: Guillermo Miramontes
Real Name: Jose Guillermo Miramontes Perez y Adande
Age: 24
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: A dad in Madrid, Spain and a brother in Paris, France
Ethnic Ancestry: Catholic Spanish with some Moorish ancestry
Character's Idol: Julio Iglesias, Sr.
Favorite Match: The Latin Lovers VS The Big Bad Baldies, W*I*G The Beginning Of The End
Favorite Promo: Any with Synthy Eris and Lexi Dyionysi
Favorite Food: Paella
Favorite Drink: Red wine
Favorite Animal: Turtle dove
Favorite Music Style: Flamenca
Favorite Movie: “Man Of La Mancha”
Favorite TV Show: Caméra Café
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: He’s a sex addict. Yes, he lives his gimmick.
Other Facts: That part of his bio about him having to leave Madrid because he had sex with the police chief’s daughter: 100% true.

Wrestling Alias: Casimiro Melendez
Real Name: Julio Casimiro Lopez Melendez y Rodriguez
Age: 24
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: A mom in Cartagena, Columbia
Ethnic Ancestry: Latino, from Columbia
Character's Idol: Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Favorite Match: The Latin Lovers VS Tristan Hades, Date With Destiny
Favorite Promo: When they made their parody of “Slippery When Wet.”
Favorite Food: Fried Red Snapper, fried plantain, rice, and salad
Favorite Drink: White wine
Favorite Animal: Deer
Favorite Music Style: Colombian rock and pop
Favorite Movie: “Love In The Time Of Cholera”
Favorite TV Show: Zorro: La Espada y la Rosa
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Headstrong, quick to anger, and a hopeless romantic
Other Facts: Casimiro has met his idol Gabriel Garcia Marquez. In fact, Marquez said that he was honored that Casimiro named his moves after Marquez’s works.

Wrestling Alias: TNT
Real Name: Toby Nicholas Tucker
Age: 27
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: A mom and dad in Superior, Arizona
Ethnic Ancestry: A little Anglo-Saxon, A little Irish, and a little Native American
Character's Idol: He’s his own idol.
Favorite Match: Anytime he gets into the ring
Favorite Promo: Anytime he opens his mouth
Favorite Food: Steak
Favorite Drink: Beer
Favorite Animal: Scorpion
Favorite Music Style: Rock, heavy metal
Favorite Movie: “U-Turn”
Favorite TV Show: Lost
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Egomania
Other Facts: Tucker is a licensed pilot. A few years ago, his plane crashed in the Mojave. He survived and had to walk in the desert for days until he was rescued. He was found by another pilot and was treated for exhaustion, heat stroke, and rattlesnake venom (he was bitten by a snake during that time).

Wrestling Alias: Tracy Jones
Real Name: Lisa Tracy Jones
Age: 26
Sexual Orientation: She says that she’s straight, but…
Living Direct Relatives: A grandmother in Roswell, New Mexico; her parents died in a car crash when she was 10.
Ethnic Ancestry: African-American
Character's Idol: Doesn’t have one.
Favorite Match: Hasn’t happened yet.
Favorite Promo: Hasn’t happened yet.
Favorite Food: Pork chops
Favorite Drink: Sprite
Favorite Animal: Cat
Favorite Music Style: Rap, R&B, soul, jazz, and glam rock
Favorite Movie: “Grindhouse”
Favorite TV Show: The Wire
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: She’s perfectly sane.
Other Facts: Tracy has been to the notorious Air Force base in Nevada known as Area 51; she had an ex-boyfriend who worked there. However, she can’t divulge what she saw there under penalty of the law.

Wrestling Alias: Nicole Michaels
Real Name: Anna Nicole Michaels
Age: 29
Sexual Orientation: Straight, but she experimented with other girls in college.
Living Direct Relatives: A mom in Phoenix, Arizona
Ethnic Ancestry: African-American
Character's Idol: Rosario Dawson
Favorite Match: Hasn’t happened yet.
Favorite Promo: Hasn’t happened yet.
Favorite Food: Pancakes
Favorite Drink: Café latte from Starbucks
Favorite Animal: Dog
Favorite Music Style: Rock, R&B, and soul
Favorite Movie: “Sixteen Candles”
Favorite TV Show: Lost
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Likes to pit men against each other to fight for her
Other Facts: Nicole is a comic book geek. She loves the looks she gets when she goes to comic book conventions.

Wrestling Alias: Talia Bell
Real Name: Talia Smith.
Age: 26
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: A mom, dad, and brother in Gisbourne, New Zealand
Ethnic Ancestry: Caucasian New Zealander
Character's Idol: Zoë Bell (that’s where she got the "Bell" surname)
Favorite Match: Doesn’t have one.
Favorite Promo: Doesn’t have one.
Favorite Food: Hokey pokey ice cream
Favorite Drink: Water
Favorite Animal: Shark
Favorite Music Style: R&B, 1950s/1960s rock, and soul
Favorite Movie: “Vanishing Point”
Favorite TV Show: Neighbours
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Easy to anger
Other Facts: Talia got into wrestling when she saved a vacationing Nicole Michaels from a rude male in a bar in Gisbourne. Nicole liked the way she handled herself and suggested that she take up pro wrestling. She agreed, and Nicole stayed in Gisbourne to help Talia train.

[Team Raft Shack]

Wrestling Alias: Zeleke Ekelez
Real Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Sexual Orientation: Blatently Homosexual
Living Direct Relatives: Rumored to be related to one Pinkmist.
Ethnic Ancestry: Probably human
Character's Idol: Faboon Noobaf
Favorite Match: Team Raft Shack vs Mr. Big and Mr. Bad Old School 8/12/07
Favorite Promo: Way too many to choose from
Favorite Food: The edible kind
Favorite Drink: Milk
Favorite Animal: Pigs of course!
Favorite Music Style: A little bit of everything really.
Favorite Movie: Plan 9 from Outer Space
Favorite TV Show: The Weather Channel
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Zeleke is a completely random and very disturbed young man. He is also a major sex addict, a compulsive eater, and has been clinically diagnosed with ADHD.
Other Facts: Zeleke never breaks character whatsoever. It is pretty much a complete mystery as whether or not the man actually is insane as he acts or if he just does a damn good job acting like a completely lunatic. He is also a skilled artist, though most of his drawings are not fit to be displayed before the human eye.

Wrestling Alias: Faboon Noobaf
Real Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: Rumored to have been raised in a circus
Ethnic Ancestry: Possibly human
Character's Idol: Faboon Noobaf
Favorite Match: Team Raft Shack vs TJT 2/18/08 Common Ground
Favorite Promo: Way too many to choose from
Favorite Food: Fish
Favorite Drink: Orange Juice
Favorite Animal: Manatees of course!
Favorite Music Style: Classical, Jazz, and Opera.
Favorite Movie: The Godfather Part I
Favorite TV Show: King of the Hill
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Faboon actually possesses a very high intelligence quotient, said to be at least 180. He however only tends to use it when it comes to things that interest him. He is also said to have a large ego and tends only to focus on things concerning himself.
Other Facts: Like Zeleke, Faboon never breaks character in public. However, unlike Zeleke, he is actually a quite the conversationalist and is more than happy to communicate with his fellow WIG wrestlers backstage. He also said to be great at bowling, with an average of 216

[The Dancin' Johannsons!]

Wrestling Alias: Spyke Johannson
Real Name: Spyke Johannson (cool parents, ftw)
Age: 21
Sexual Orientation: Straight, despite the penchant for dancing and the rumors of his homosexicality.
Living Direct Relatives: Mom and Dad back in Sweden, brother/Tag partner Crash, cousin Erik, little bro Gunnar, sister Katrina.
Ethnic Ancestry: Swedish (possibly some Canadian)
Character's Idol: Shawn Michaels
Favorite Match: Spyke Johannson vs Joe Ragnal, Chuck-E-Cheese match for the EWT Toolshed Title (Crapamania III)
Favorite Promo: "We need more main event faces, and I'm stepping up."
Favorite Food: Tacos
Favorite Drink: Slushies
Favorite Animal: Falcon
Favorite Music Style: Many forms of Techno/Dance/Electronica, but has been known to listen to rock/metal thanks to Crash
Favorite Movie: Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Favorite TV Show: So You Think You Can Dance?
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Doesn't date women often which led to rumors of his homosexicality. Has commitment issues or whatever. Has also been known to laugh at inappropriate times. Will also laugh at the words "pudding" and "pants." Will piss himself laughing at "pudding pants."
Other Facts: Spyke was once romantically linked to former manager Rachael Leigh Cook. Once rumors of his homosexicality came out, he was supposedly romantically linked to Zeleke Ekelez. While the romantic link to RLC was true for a while, the rumors of a Spyke/Zeleke homosexicle wedding in Vermont were not. Spyke was also rumored to be the father of Rachael Leigh Cook's baby, but it turns out she had just packed on a few pounds upon retiring from the ring.


Wrestling Alias: Crash Johannson
Real Name: Crash Johannson
Age: 21
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: Same as Spyke
Ethnic Ancestry: Same as Spyke
Character's Idol: Ahmed Johnson
Favorite Match: Crash Johannson vs. Mordecai (WWE Velocity, ??/??/2004)
Favorite Promo: "Spyke and Crash open a 24-hour convenience store" (Buffalo Championship Wrestling, 03/13/2005)
Favorite Food: Steak
Favorite Drink: Orange Hi-C
Favorite Animal: Plankton
Favorite Music Style: Metal/Classic Rock/Gregorian Chant
Favorite Movie: This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite TV Show: MTV's Headbanger's Ball
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Absolutely does not take anything seriously.
Other Facts: Crash graduated high school with a 2.1 GPA and ranked #217 out of 251 students at the school. However, in college, Crash managed a 3.5 GPA through his first 2 semesters and made the Dean's List (making it probably the only thing he ever took seriously). But since his wrestling career has taken off, he decided not to go back. Crash only needs 6 credits to receive an Associates Degree in Acoustical Science.

Wrestling Alias: Rachael Leigh Cook
Real Name: Rachael Linkletter
Age: 24
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: Mom in Minneapolis, Dad in the American Embassy in South Africa, Brother in Boston.
Ethnic Ancestry: German/Danish on Mom's side, South African/Australian on Dad's side.
Character's Idol: Lita
Favorite Match: Rachael Leigh Cook vs. Rosa, 60 Minute Ironwoman Match for the EWT GND Championship (Crapamania III)
Favorite Promo: "Rachael professes her love for Spyke under the mistletoe" (A promo that went nowhere, 12/18/2006)
Favorite Food: Totino's Pizza Rolls
Favorite Drink: Cherry Root Beer
Favorite Animal: Gizmo, the cute fuzzy gremlin from Gremlins.
Favorite Music Style: Was never big into music before hitting the wrestling scene, but will get into almost anything co-workers show her
Favorite Movie: The "Die Hard" series
Favorite TV Show: "Good Eats" on the Food Network
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: She's not very outgoing. Had to get a little tipsy to work up the courage to do the mistletoe scene with Spyke. If someone shouts someones name to get their attention, she will look in the shouters direction, despite the fact that her name isn't being called. This is due to the fact that her elderly grandmother used to call her by a different name each time they talked.
Other Facts: People used to tell her that she looked like the actress Rachael Leigh Cook. This turned into an obsession as Miss Linkletter would buy every single RLC movie available on home video and went so far as to move to the real RLC's hometown of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. The obsession with Rachael Leigh Cook died down a bit sometime after becoming a professional wrestler when she formed her own identity. She kept the name as it was what most people knew her by, but she has said that when she does return to the ring that she'll either go by her real name, or adopt a new name altogether.

[C. M. Synthy]

Random Synthy fact: She is a licensed Piercer and Tattooist and may open her own shop sometime.

Random Lexi fact: Has a Cosmetologist license. Think about that for a second.

Random Tristan fact: Talked Joaquin Phoenix into growing his beard. He told him it'd be good for his hip-hop career. What a diabolical bastard.

[The Hardcore Disciple]

Since it's on my computer...and not up here yet...I'm posting this on Lana's behalf.

Wrestling Alias: Lana de la Croix
Real Name: Katherine Lana de la Croix
Age: 21
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: Mother Adèle (44), father Édouard (47), brother Jamison (23), twin sister Christine (21)
Ethnic Ancestry: 3rd generation Cajun.
Character's Idol: Marilyn Monroe
Favorite Match: Hasn't happened yet.
Favorite Promo: Hasn't happened yet.
Favorite Food: Filé gumbo and red beans with rice.
Favorite Drink: Sazerac
Favorite Animal: Peacock
Favorite Music Style: Zydeco, or anything by Tom Jones
Favorite Movie: Some Like it Hot
Favorite TV Show: NCIS
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Trusting to a fault. Naivete caused by sheltered childhood.
Other Facts: Family descends directly from Acadia, Canada, and owns a massive 600 acre indigo plantation that has served as the family fortune for generations. Her accent is thick enough to spread on toast, but she will firmly contend that it's everyone else who has the accent, not her.

[Jack Jupiter]

Wrestling Alias: Jack Jupiter
Real Name: Jack Llywelyn Hereford
Age: 22
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: Andrew Hereford (Father, 50), Stephanie Hereford (Mother, 47), Lucas Hereford (Brother, 23), Zachary Hereford (Brother, 25), Roderick Hereford (Brother, 26), Megan Hereford (Sister, 20)
Ethnic Ancestry: Welsh-American (44%), Danish-American (6%), German-American (25%) and Scottish-American (25%)
Character's Idol: Keanu Reeves
Favorite Match: Jack Jupiter vs Ultimo Chocula
Favorite Promo: The birth of the “Real” alias
Favorite Food: Mahmudiye
Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper
Favorite Animal: Hamadryas Baboon
Favorite Music Style: Rock, Ska Punk and Rap
Favorite Movie: Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Favorite TV Show: The Venture Bros.
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Overly outgoing and arrogant in the company of total strangers.
Other Facts: Despite his onscreen perversion, Jack is currently in a steady relationship and has been for quite some time. Also has an extensive amount of skill in scat singing, ballet, and Chinese checkers.

[The Hardcore Disciple]

Wrestling Alias: "The Big Six" Tornado Jones
Real Name: Cee Jones (C. Alistair Jones)
Age: 27
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Living Direct Relatives: Father Bradley (51), Mother Margaret (49), Sister Nina (24)
Ethnic Ancestry: Canadian (100%)
Character's Idol: Dean Malenko, now...
Favorite Match: Ric Flair vs. Ricky Steamboat, pick one, any one.
Favorite Promo: Hasn't happened yet...
Favorite Food: Country Fried Steak
Favorite Drink: Cranberry Juice
Favorite Animal: Ferret
Favorite Music Style: Blues and Classic Rock
Favorite Movie: The Wrestler
Favorite TV Show: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Can lose himself in a gimmick. Can also drop out of it quickly. Can be very self-deprecating at times.
Other Facts: Refuses to tell anyone but Katya his real full name. During his time out of the ring, Tornado broke the smoking habit that gave him the rough, gravelly voice he had as Crippler; his voice has mostly recovered since then. Was on the school wrestling team in high school (natch), still has his old letterman jacket.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

Wrestling Alias: Mysth

Real Name: unknown (no seriously, I couldn't be arsed to find him a satisfying real name, even though I've actually given it a lot of thought. It's like HE doesn't want me to know his secret identity!)

Age: 23

Sexual Orientation: straight

Living Direct Relatives: his girlfriend Valérie Rose (a.k.a. Ivy Rosepine), his father. Not much is known about the rest of his relatives.

Ethnic Ancestry: Well... French, I guess?

Character's Idol: Hugh Laurie

Favorite Match: Megadeth III. Even though he didn't win, he was the last man eliminated in a very tight finish, which showed he has the skills to be a champion.

Favorite Promo: Doesn't really have one in particular.

Favorite Food:

Favorite Drink: Rum

Favorite Animal: Cats. He likes how they're both faithful and independents.

Favorite Music Style: hard rock and heavy metal.

Favorite Movie: The Great Dictator.

Favorite TV Show: House

Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Well, he can suddenly snap and go postal, but that's when he's really being pushed too far. Other than that, he's surprisingly sane for a man who fights undead pirates inside of cages.

Other Facts:

_Despite being in more title matches and being in the title picture more than most wrestlers when he was in the EWT, he never won any belt;
_Mysth once got into legal trouble by being involved in a bar brawl. Thanks to many testimonies stating that he was in state of legitimate defense, he was only condemned to a light sentence: 3 weeks of community service;
_Mysth can draw very well. In fact, he even made a short-lived comic for an independent newspaper;

[thelasttoknow]

This is going to be really insightful.

Wrestling Alias: Creep From The Deep
Real Name: Who knows
Age: Ummm.....right
Sexual Orientation: Good lord, let's keep a lid on that!
Living Direct Relatives: Shutter to think
Ethnic Ancestry: Chauliodus danae
Character's Idol: Doesn't have one
Favorite Match: Hardcore Match Vs Jack McIllvane. He gave Jack a Double Arm DDT off the ring apron onto a cinder block that resulted in a grade three concussion. Creep thought it was hilarious.
Favorite Promo: He doesn't do promos. At least not in the traditional sense.
Favorite Food: Anything that was alive three seconds before consumption
Favorite Drink: Salt water
Favorite Animal: Anything with gills, big teeth, and lights
Favorite Music Style: Doesn't know what music is
Favorite Movie: Doesn't know what a movie is
Favorite TV Show: Doesn't know what TV is
Personality Disorders and Other Traits: Other than his lack of hygiene, sub human behavior, and a violent streak a mile wide he's straight as an arrow.
Other Facts: He's a registered socialist.