Post by C. M. Synthy on Jun 24, 2008 20:02:25 GMT -5
Fink: Our next scheduled match-up is an Intergender tag-team match! Featuring first weighing at a combined 383 pounds…the team of Katie Lea and Paul BURCHill!
The terrible twosome are already already in the ring as we cut back from commercial. Katie’s rubbing Paul’s shoulders, dressed in a red, shiny attire. Paul’s dressed in his usual. Most of the internet are wishing he was still ‘Pirate’ Paul. Both are staring at the entrance ramp, awaiting their opponents.
Bailey: I'm wishing...he was still "Pirate" Paul.
Lawless: I'm wishing...he'd come over here and make out with me...
Bitches love me ‘cause they know that I can rock!
Bitches love me ‘cause they know that I can rhyme!
Bitches love me ‘cause they know that I can f***!
Bitches love me ‘cause they know that I'm on time!
through-out the projects!
Fink:And their opponents,approaching first, standing at 6’8 and weighing 275 pounds, Tristan HADES!
Bailey: I wonder how much gel Tristan, that enormous competitor, uses in that equally enormous mohawk of his...
Lawless: I wonder how much gel Tri--
Bailey: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT ALREADY!
Tristan stomps outs, decked out on black jeans and a black bandana that contrasts sharply with his stark-white mohawk. He has his trademark sneer on his face, as he climbs toward the ring and faces the ‘Burchills’. He leans against the ropes, merely crossing his arms and waiting for his sister. All three in the ring are getting boos, with some catcalls directed to Katie and Tristan.
Fink: And his partner ..standing at 5’6 and weighing 135 pounds, Lexi! DYIONISI!
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Where's my samurai?
I'm searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find
To find my samurai!
Bailey: And out comes that veritable ball of unending energy, Lexi Dyionisi.
Lawless: I'm totally searching for a man too, just--
Bailey: HEY! We've just been through this!
Several glowsticks are viewed poppoing up in the crowd as the upbeat techno pounds it’s way through the speakers. Lexi bounces out, and a cheerful reaction greets her. Her colorful hair matches the little hearts she’s placed beneath her eyes; two blue on her left cheek, one pink on her right. She raises a peace sign to both sides of the audience as she races into the ring and happily lands her standard Sailor Moon pose. She lowfives her brother before stepping to the outside as Burchill and Tristan are the first to stand off.
Bailey: The men are starting this match off for sure, and what a match this is bound to be!
Lawless: I like to start it off with the men too, have I ever told you about that--
Bailey:Anyway...back to the match.
Tristan grapples with the former pirate, immediately getting shoved into the defensive when Burchil pushes him hard backward and slams a knee into his ribcage. He quickly follows up with a DDT and a standing moonsault for a quick pin!
1…
2…[/b]
Bailey: Quick kick-out by Tristan Hades, and with strength!
Lawless: That's how I like 'em...
Tristan shoves him off, and Paul goes flying. Tristan stands and stomps repeatedly on Burchill’s midsection before pulling him into a leglock. Katie’s foot comes from nowhere and slams into Tristan’s temple causing a quick release. Tristan stands to go after her, but Burchill pulls his arm and swings him into the ropes, before hitting a spear to Tristan!
Lexi: C’mon, Tristy!
Tristan twitches. He sits up, only to get a hard kick to his back. Burchill slaps him upside the head and dropkicks him in his ribs. He pulls him up, going for a twisting neckbreaker, but Tristan grabs him around the waist and throws him backward! He dusts off his hands and punishes Burchill with a shoulder jawbreaker.
Lexi: Tag me in! TagmetagME!
Bailey: Lexi's going absolutely bananas on the outside, she's got quite the bundle of energy.
Lawless: And of plenty of random recreational drugs to match...
Bailey: Ahem, not only do you not know that, but pot, meet kettle...
Lawless: Ooh, you have Beauty and the Beast on your monitor? Let me see?
Bailey: ...nevermind.
Tristan turns to her and grunts. The head shake leaves Lexi with a disappointed look, and Tristan shrugs. He turns- and gets kicked in a rather sensitive place. The referee doesn’t notice, having been distracted by Lexi’s activity. Katie smirks, and Burchill begins landing hard hits to Tristan. Burchill hits a hard side slide and follows it up with a nasty backbreaker. Paul then tags in Katie and stands to the sidelines.
Lexi’s going crazy on the sidelines: Dang it! LEMME IN!
Lawless: It's like she locked herself out of her own house.
Katie climbs to the top rope and jumps, going for a double foot stomp- but Tristan rolls out of the way and menaces her. She slaps him and he grins- but Lexi’s yells seem to get to him as he makes a feint toward Katie, who leaps backward, and tags in Lexi.
The crowd cheer and wave variously colored glowsticks.
Bailey: Look at all those glowsticks, courtesy of Big Industrial Glowsticks, Lmtd.
Lawless: Look at this big shill sitting right next to me, courtesy of Mr. Colvin!
Lexi immediately bounces off the ropes nearest to her, does a cartwheel, and clotheslines the astounded Katie Lea. She quickly does a handstand and legdrops Lea. Jumping back up quickly, Lexi slams her elbow into the midsectrion of Burchill, who flails back from surprise. Lexi continues and pounces on Katie, taking a handful of her hair and slamming it down before flipping backward, and locking her legs around Katie’s neck, pulling tightly on her arms as well.
Burchill, seeing Katie in a tight predicament jumps in and yanks Lexi away. She spirals down the ring from the force, and Tristan charges in, spearing Burchill and sending both of them tumbling to the ground on the outside.
Lawless: That was graceful!
Lexi’s nursing her left knee, which collided hard with the mat when she was pulled from Katie. Lea takes advanatge of the distracted Bohemian, yanking her up hard and viciously hitting her with a spinning DDT. Lexi flies from the impact of the ground. Lexi lets out a yelp… and curls into a ball with a hand extended outwards.
Katie’s lip goes into a sneer and she reaches for the Raver’s hand, expecting to pull her into a neckbreaker- but Lexi pulls her down onto her now extended feet, head first! Katie’s head hits harsh, slamming into the mat immediately afterward.
Bailey: Well, that's why you can't be cocky in wrestling--you never know when the advantage will shift away in such a manner.
Burchill’s too busy trying to ward off Tristan, who’s stalking him with a chair.
Lexi leaps up to the top rope, counting on Katie to be too dizzy to respond just yet. And- She hits the Final Revolution! Lexi goes for a pin.
1…
2…
3! [/b]
Bailey: And it...is over!!!
Lexi: Nya nya!! –blows a raspberry-
She slides out of the ring, and shakes her head as Tristan slams his chair over Paul Burchill’s head. She cringes, shrugs, and sighs, as if a little bit disappointed the match was so quick. Tristan doesn’t look as if he could give a flying fuck. His neck pops and he smooths his hair upward before grabbing a jittery Lexi by the wrist and dragging her out of sight.
The terrible twosome are already already in the ring as we cut back from commercial. Katie’s rubbing Paul’s shoulders, dressed in a red, shiny attire. Paul’s dressed in his usual. Most of the internet are wishing he was still ‘Pirate’ Paul. Both are staring at the entrance ramp, awaiting their opponents.
Bailey: I'm wishing...he was still "Pirate" Paul.
Lawless: I'm wishing...he'd come over here and make out with me...
Bitches love me ‘cause they know that I can rock!
Bitches love me ‘cause they know that I can rhyme!
Bitches love me ‘cause they know that I can f***!
Bitches love me ‘cause they know that I'm on time!
through-out the projects!
Fink:And their opponents,approaching first, standing at 6’8 and weighing 275 pounds, Tristan HADES!
Bailey: I wonder how much gel Tristan, that enormous competitor, uses in that equally enormous mohawk of his...
Lawless: I wonder how much gel Tri--
Bailey: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT ALREADY!
Tristan stomps outs, decked out on black jeans and a black bandana that contrasts sharply with his stark-white mohawk. He has his trademark sneer on his face, as he climbs toward the ring and faces the ‘Burchills’. He leans against the ropes, merely crossing his arms and waiting for his sister. All three in the ring are getting boos, with some catcalls directed to Katie and Tristan.
Fink: And his partner ..standing at 5’6 and weighing 135 pounds, Lexi! DYIONISI!
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Where's my samurai?
I'm searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find
To find my samurai!
Bailey: And out comes that veritable ball of unending energy, Lexi Dyionisi.
Lawless: I'm totally searching for a man too, just--
Bailey: HEY! We've just been through this!
Several glowsticks are viewed poppoing up in the crowd as the upbeat techno pounds it’s way through the speakers. Lexi bounces out, and a cheerful reaction greets her. Her colorful hair matches the little hearts she’s placed beneath her eyes; two blue on her left cheek, one pink on her right. She raises a peace sign to both sides of the audience as she races into the ring and happily lands her standard Sailor Moon pose. She lowfives her brother before stepping to the outside as Burchill and Tristan are the first to stand off.
Bailey: The men are starting this match off for sure, and what a match this is bound to be!
Lawless: I like to start it off with the men too, have I ever told you about that--
Bailey:Anyway...back to the match.
Tristan grapples with the former pirate, immediately getting shoved into the defensive when Burchil pushes him hard backward and slams a knee into his ribcage. He quickly follows up with a DDT and a standing moonsault for a quick pin!
1…
2…[/b]
Bailey: Quick kick-out by Tristan Hades, and with strength!
Lawless: That's how I like 'em...
Tristan shoves him off, and Paul goes flying. Tristan stands and stomps repeatedly on Burchill’s midsection before pulling him into a leglock. Katie’s foot comes from nowhere and slams into Tristan’s temple causing a quick release. Tristan stands to go after her, but Burchill pulls his arm and swings him into the ropes, before hitting a spear to Tristan!
Lexi: C’mon, Tristy!
Tristan twitches. He sits up, only to get a hard kick to his back. Burchill slaps him upside the head and dropkicks him in his ribs. He pulls him up, going for a twisting neckbreaker, but Tristan grabs him around the waist and throws him backward! He dusts off his hands and punishes Burchill with a shoulder jawbreaker.
Lexi: Tag me in! TagmetagME!
Bailey: Lexi's going absolutely bananas on the outside, she's got quite the bundle of energy.
Lawless: And of plenty of random recreational drugs to match...
Bailey: Ahem, not only do you not know that, but pot, meet kettle...
Lawless: Ooh, you have Beauty and the Beast on your monitor? Let me see?
Bailey: ...nevermind.
Tristan turns to her and grunts. The head shake leaves Lexi with a disappointed look, and Tristan shrugs. He turns- and gets kicked in a rather sensitive place. The referee doesn’t notice, having been distracted by Lexi’s activity. Katie smirks, and Burchill begins landing hard hits to Tristan. Burchill hits a hard side slide and follows it up with a nasty backbreaker. Paul then tags in Katie and stands to the sidelines.
Lexi’s going crazy on the sidelines: Dang it! LEMME IN!
Lawless: It's like she locked herself out of her own house.
Katie climbs to the top rope and jumps, going for a double foot stomp- but Tristan rolls out of the way and menaces her. She slaps him and he grins- but Lexi’s yells seem to get to him as he makes a feint toward Katie, who leaps backward, and tags in Lexi.
The crowd cheer and wave variously colored glowsticks.
Bailey: Look at all those glowsticks, courtesy of Big Industrial Glowsticks, Lmtd.
Lawless: Look at this big shill sitting right next to me, courtesy of Mr. Colvin!
Lexi immediately bounces off the ropes nearest to her, does a cartwheel, and clotheslines the astounded Katie Lea. She quickly does a handstand and legdrops Lea. Jumping back up quickly, Lexi slams her elbow into the midsectrion of Burchill, who flails back from surprise. Lexi continues and pounces on Katie, taking a handful of her hair and slamming it down before flipping backward, and locking her legs around Katie’s neck, pulling tightly on her arms as well.
Burchill, seeing Katie in a tight predicament jumps in and yanks Lexi away. She spirals down the ring from the force, and Tristan charges in, spearing Burchill and sending both of them tumbling to the ground on the outside.
Lawless: That was graceful!
Lexi’s nursing her left knee, which collided hard with the mat when she was pulled from Katie. Lea takes advanatge of the distracted Bohemian, yanking her up hard and viciously hitting her with a spinning DDT. Lexi flies from the impact of the ground. Lexi lets out a yelp… and curls into a ball with a hand extended outwards.
Katie’s lip goes into a sneer and she reaches for the Raver’s hand, expecting to pull her into a neckbreaker- but Lexi pulls her down onto her now extended feet, head first! Katie’s head hits harsh, slamming into the mat immediately afterward.
Bailey: Well, that's why you can't be cocky in wrestling--you never know when the advantage will shift away in such a manner.
Burchill’s too busy trying to ward off Tristan, who’s stalking him with a chair.
Lexi leaps up to the top rope, counting on Katie to be too dizzy to respond just yet. And- She hits the Final Revolution! Lexi goes for a pin.
1…
2…
3! [/b]
Bailey: And it...is over!!!
Lexi: Nya nya!! –blows a raspberry-
She slides out of the ring, and shakes her head as Tristan slams his chair over Paul Burchill’s head. She cringes, shrugs, and sighs, as if a little bit disappointed the match was so quick. Tristan doesn’t look as if he could give a flying fuck. His neck pops and he smooths his hair upward before grabbing a jittery Lexi by the wrist and dragging her out of sight.