Staff Bios

[James E. Colvin]

Name: James E. Colvin

Debut: 1976

Music: "The Boss" by James Brown

Type: face

Affiliation: Owner of W*I*G

Basic Appearance: White. Completely Bald. Thick Glasses. Tall. Skinny.

Attire: Suits. Usually carries a briefcase

Bio: Has been a manager for decades, and always a fan favorite due to his crazy energy and silly phrases. After years of saving, he finally had the money to start his own wrestling company, W*I*G


Strenghts: Fan Favorite. Good businy mind.

Weaknesses:Partial to faces.

[James E. Colvin]

Backstage Interviewer: John Cena

-No, not that John Cena. A backstage interviewer who's name upsets him greatly.


Ring Announcer: Howard Finkel

-WWE wasn't using the legendary announcer, so W*I*G signed him up.

Color Commentary: Jeannie Lawless

-Basically a female version of Jerry Lawler

Play by Play: Tom Bailey

-The straight-laced play by play man who is always pestered by Jeannie.

[Reynaldo Fernandéz]

Name: Reynaldo Fernandéz

From: San Basilio, La Isla de San Basilio

Height: 6’0”

Weight: 238 lbs.

Age: 55

Debut: 1974 (Military Coup)

Entrance Music: N/A

Favorite and Common Moves:
-Anything (and that means everything) involving a weapon.

Type: Lazy, authoritarian, autocratic heel.

Affiliation: Jett Ripley (Co-GM) and James E. Colvin (Friend and W*I*G Ownder)

Titles Held:
-El Presidente de la Republica de San Basilio
-Co-GM of W*I*G

Basic Appearance: Stout and barrel-chested with short black hair, slicked back, and a Saddam-stache on his face. His stomach protrudes slightly, but hardly enough to constitute being “fat.”

Attire: Wears an olive drab colored-military uniform with dress pants, a buttoned coat, black shoes, a red beret, and numerous medals that adorn the breast of his coat, with patches on the sides of the shoulders.

Bio: Reynaldo Fernandez, according to James E. Colvin, is an old friend from years back. How exactly a dictator became “an old friend” of James Colvin makes little sense, Fernandez was once general of the Armed Forces of his native country, La Isla de San Basilio. After staging a failed military coup that split the ideals of the island in half, Fernandez was forced to leave the island altogether with his half of the population. But with the opportunity to begin his own state within the relative safety of the W*I*G-Sphere, Fernandez accepted the offer whole-heartedly.

Strengths: Fernandez has a small military force at his disposal. How that helps him in a professional wrestling federation is irrelevant unless you ask him, but asking him aside, it does at least help him to feel more powerful and important in W*I*G. Plus, he does possess a certain power of suggestion and natural authority that helps him out an awful lot—after all, how many people can say that they staged a rebellion?

Weaknesses: He’s very corrupt and anyone who knows how to grease the wheels can take advantage of this rather easily. Groveling also leaves a big impression on him and anyone who does it is sure to receive the benefit of the doubt from him. He also favors heels more often than not, which makes him prone to bias.

[Jett Ripley]

Name: Jett Ripley

From: Lansing, Michigan

Height: 6'1

Weight: 178 pounds

Age: 24

Debut: 2009

Entrance Music: N/A

Favorite and Common Moves: Not fit for wrestling whatsoever. He'd get his ass kicked.

Type: Smart, Child at Heart, Friendly Babyface

Affiliation: Jett Ripley (Co-GM) and James E. Colvin (Friend and W*I*G Ownder)

Titles Held: W*I*G* Co GM

Basic Appearance: A slightly tanned average looking young man, with little if any muscular definition to speak of. He has light orange-reddish hair that is short on both the back and sides, though it does hang out a little in more in the front area as well as blue eyes and a thin orange red goatee.

Attire: Jett usually wears a open red blazer jacket, with various t-shirts worn underneath, biege khaki pants, and a pair of plain white athletic shoes. Nothing too fancy at all.

Bio: The son of a powerful businessman, Jett was always groomed from the start to follow in his father's footstep and take over the company when the time came. However, unlike his father, Jett is a much more laid back and casual fellow who likes to enjoy life. Despite his more carefree attitude however, Jett does indeed have a keen mind for occupation of a businessman, having studied at one of the finest business schools in the country and graduating with top honors. Having only recently doing so, Ripley has yet to commit to an actual career as of yet. However, soon after Colvin decided to take his hiatus, Jett's father was contacted and asked to help run things. Of course, he had no interest himself, but he was more than happy to allow his young spawn hold down the fort while he was gone. It also helps that Jett is a life long wrestling fan, a true mark if you will. Now with joint control of WIG with the General Reynaldo Fernandez, Jett's goal is to do one thing and one thing alone... keep entertaining the fans.

Strengths: Jett has one of the best mind for the business and is a very intelligent young man. Though he does at times have his own selfish interests, he knows better than to run the company to suit his own tastes and instead makes sure to provide fans with the show that they want to see. He is also a very friendly and reasonable guy, making him very approachable to any employees that have a matter to discuss with him. Finally, he is a very honorable young man, one who refuses to let anyone bully or bribe their way into getting what they want.

Weaknesses: Well first off, as stated earlier, Jett has no reason at all to step inside a ring and would be destroyed effortlessly by... well, practically anyone. He can also be a bit guillible at times, meaning that it is sometimes possible to sweet talk and take advantage of him. Jett can also have a few... well, crazy ideas which sometimes don't pan out as well as they should. Finally, he is still a tad inexperienced, unlike the General, so he may not always be able to make the tougher decisions.