Official W*I*G March 29th Thread

[Greedo]

Pro Wrestling W*I*G Presents
W*I*G* March 29th
March 29th 2009
Live on Pay-Per View

W*I*G World Heavyweight Championship Match (Stipulation TBA)
Coltrane (C) vs. Synthy Eris

GND & W*I*G Women's Championship Unification Match (Innocent banned from Ringside)
Rosie (W*I*G Champion) vs. Ykaterina Milasonova (GND Champion)

W*I*G Tag-Team Championship Match
The White Boys (C) vs .[TBA]

Grudge Match
"The Celtic Giant" Shane Malone vs. Hardcore Hensley

Japanese Death Match
BR Juri Sadamoto vs. Chick Aura

Damien Blood & TNT vs. L. Rey & James "Magnum" Constance

If The Latin Lovers win, they get a date with Synthy & Lexi
Latin Lovers vs. Tristan Hades & [Mystery Partner]

Sky Monix Open Challenge

Chaz Stone & Fannie Package vs. Team Ireland (Aidan Donelly & Sean McCann)

Maeve O'Hare vs. Molly Ringworm

[The Latin Lovers' Lady]

They better have that Latin Lovers/Tristan Hades match at this PPV. I was very disappointed that it wasn't on 28 Days Later!

Now, I have to go buy a new TV to replace the one I destroyed.

[Serious Fan]

I wonder what the name of the March PPV will be. Maybe something to do with St. Patrick's Day or the Ides Of March.

Also, this is shaping up to be a good PPV, even though only two matches have been made.

[Greedo]

Three matches now official. I wonder if Synthy is going to try for a rematch with Coltrane. Maybe we'll even get to see Team Ireland actually DO something this month!
And perhaps Bon Jovi & The Maxx will shut up & actually wrestle.

[Totally Eddie]

Mar 9, 2009 16:48:15 GMT -5 Greedo said:

Three matches now official. I wonder if Synthy is going to try for a rematch with Coltrane.

I sure hope so, man. Like really, who will Coltrane's next opponent be now? Jason Hereford again? Chaz Stone again? Synthy Eris again? Not that I don't mind any of those or others, but I'm like "ZUH?" now. There's like, not a whole lot of prominent conters.

[Obscure Man]

And it looks like most of the card is now officially posted up. Wow, just from a quick glance, you can definitely tell a difference between this one's line up and those of the last two PPVs. If anything, this one has TOO many matches.

[Greedo]

Mar 12, 2009 17:55:02 GMT -5 Obscure Man said:

And it looks like most of the card is now officially posted up. Wow, just from a quick glance, you can definitely tell a difference between this one's line up and those of the last two PPVs. If anything, this one has TOO many matches.

I don't really have aproblem with the amount of matches. It could be W*I*G's way of making up for the debacle of New Genesis.

Besides, W*I*G has a really deep talent pool, why not take the opportunity to really show it off?
And look at all those who are having matches. There's no denying that the action will be top class!

[Greedo]

Added the White Boys match & Maeve O'Hare vs. Molly Ringworm. Looks like that might be the full card for the PPV.

Hey, all of Team Ireland are going to be in action on this one. Looks like they're making up for sitting on their collective arses the past few months.

Still wonder what the stipulation for Synthy/Coltrane II will be.
And who will answer Sky Monix's Challenge & who will step up to (hopefully) take the Tag-Team Titles off the White Boys?

[Lana de la Croix]

Actually, unless I'm mistaken, I've got that Sky Monix open challenge claimed.

Speaking of, I should get something up for that... *deedles off to write*

[Serious Fan]

Here are my predictions for March 29th:

W*I*G World Heavyweight Championship Match (Stipulation TBA)
Coltrane (C) vs. Synthy Eris

Winner: Coltrane. It is still too early to take the title off of Coltrane, but once again, Synthy is going to show that she is a worthy contender.

GND & W*I*G Women's Championship Unification Match (Innocent banned from Ringside)
Rosie (W*I*G Champion) vs. Ykaterina Milasonova (GND Champion)

Winner: Rosie. She is the stronger competitor of the two. However, I could see Ykaterina pull off a victory.

W*I*G Tag-Team Championship Match
The White Boys (C) vs .[TBA]

Winner: The White Boys. I have this feeling the White Boys are going to bring in this jobber team and win easily. I hope that does not happen, though.

Grudge Match
"The Celtic Giant" Shane Malone vs. Hardcore Hensley

Winner: Malone. I think the Irish are going to start dominating W*I*G like they did in EWT.

Japanese Death Match
BR Juri Sadamoto vs. Chick Aura

Winner: Juri. She is on a roll, and this is her specialty.

Damien Blood & TNT vs. L. Rey & James "Magnum" Constance

Winner: L. Rey and Magnum. They are going to avenge their lost at 28 Days Later. Though, I could see Nicole pulling off some kind of trick on Magnum to cost his team the win.

If The Latin Lovers win, they get a date with Synthy & Lexi
Latin Lovers vs. Tristan Hades & [Mystery Partner]

Winner: The Latin Lovers. Like I said earlier, with a date on the line, nothing can stop these two.

Sky Monix Open Challenge

Winner: Monix. I think this will be a good way to show his skills. Though, I am a little disappointed that Lana de la Croix decided to come in and spoil the surprise of who would answer the challenge.

Chaz Stone & Fannie Package vs. Team Ireland (Aidan Donelly & Sean McCann)

Winner: Team Ireland. Same situation as the Malone/Hensley match.

Maeve O'Hare vs. Molly Ringworm

Winner: Maeve. Same situation as the other Team Ireland matches.

[The Latin Lovers' Lady]

Here are my predictions for March 29th:

W*I*G World Heavyweight Championship Match (Stipulation TBA)
Coltrane (C) vs. Synthy Eris

Winner: Synthy. Again, girl power.

GND & W*I*G Women's Championship Unification Match (Innocent banned from Ringside)
Rosie (W*I*G Champion) vs. Ykaterina Milasonova (GND Champion)

Winner: Ykaterina. She proved me wrong at 28 Days Later. Hopefully, she'll prove me right.

W*I*G Tag-Team Championship Match
The White Boys (C) vs .[TBA]

Winner: The mystery team. Yeah, the White Boys are good wrestlers and cute; but I think they're in hot water with the W*I*G Management and could be on their way out.

Grudge Match
"The Celtic Giant" Shane Malone vs. Hardcore Hensley

Winner: Hensley. I'm gonna be honest with ya: I'm not a big fan of Team Ireland. I think they're a little overrated. Hensley looks like the better competitor to me, so he'll get the duke.

Japanese Death Match
BR Juri Sadamoto vs. Chick Aura

Winner: Juri. Again, girl power; and I'm not exactly sure Chick's a girl.

Damien Blood & TNT vs. L. Rey & James "Magnum" Constance

Winner: L. Rey and Magnum. They lost at 28 Days Later. They'll win here.

If The Latin Lovers win, they get a date with Synthy & Lexi
Latin Lovers vs. Tristan Hades & [Mystery Partner]

Winner: The Latin Lovers. And this match better take place this time, DAMMIT!!!!

Sky Monix Open Challenge

Winner: Monix. I think they're gonna build him as a strong competitor, and this would be a good start.

Chaz Stone & Fannie Package vs. Team Ireland (Aidan Donelly & Sean McCann)

Winner: Stone and Package. I was impressed by their teamwork in the Colvin Cup, and as I said, I'm not a big Team Ireland fan.

Maeve O'Hare vs. Molly Ringworm

Winner: Molly Ringworm. Maeve is in Team Ireland, and I'm entirely sure she's a girl either. Both of those put me in the Ringworm corner.

[Greedo]

Time to make my own predictions on the card.

W*I*G World Heavyweight Championship Match (Stipulation TBA)
Coltrane (C) vs. Synthy Eris

Still no word on the stipulation? I guess we'll learn tonight. Honestly, not entirely sure. This is the first time that Coltrane has ever had a one-on-one rematch for the title. He may be only five months into his reign, but Synthy is looking stronger then ever. This is a tough one to call, but I'll say Coltrane scrapes through to barely retain the title.

GND & W*I*G Women's Championship Unification Match (Innocent banned from Ringside)
Rosie (W*I*G Champion) vs. Ykaterina Milasonova (GND Champion)

Again, a tough one to call. But I imagine that Rosie (even without The Innocent) will manage to defeat Ykaterina. It won't be easy, but she'll pull it off.

W*I*G Tag-Team Championship Match
The White Boys (C) vs .[TBA]

Don't know, don't care who the opponents are. I hope the White Boys lose their titles & their jobs. If we never see them in W*I*G after this they'll still be over-exposed. They've managed to devalue these titles to the point they mean nothing. They clearly don't mean anything to the champs who never defend them. I'm calling this to be most useless match on the card.

Grudge Match
"The Celtic Giant" Shane Malone vs. Hardcore Hensley

Team Ireland have done nothing since they got here. They're nearly as bad as the White Boys. Only difference is T.I. haven't held titles while they've been sitting around scratching their balls. I actually hope Hensley wins & we see a fire lit under Team Ireland once more.

Japanese Death Match
BR Juri Sadamoto vs. Chick Aura

The 2008 W*I*G Feud of the Year carries on. I'm thinking this will be the best match we see all evening. For some reason, I can see Chick Aura continuing her dominance over Juri.

Damien Blood & TNT vs. L. Rey & James "Magnum" Constance

This feud got very brutal very quickly. I just wish TNT would leave "Magnum" & L. Rey alone. This feud has been stellar, but it's dragged on a bit. I want to see all four of the men involved break out as solo competitors when this feud is over with.

If The Latin Lovers win, they get a date with Synthy & Lexi
Latin Lovers vs. Tristan Hades & [Mystery Partner]

Provided the parties involved show-up this time, I'm still pulling for Tristan Hades. His protective nature will win out over The Latin Lovers' lust.

Sky Monix Open Challenge

Yeah, so the surprise was ruined... but I'm going to say that Sky Monix wins. With new manager Duncan Dunn behind him, they're clearly setting him up to be a major player in W*I*G.

Chaz Stone & Fannie Package vs. Team Ireland (Aidan Donelly & Sean McCann)

A toughie to call. Fannie Package & Chaz Stone have great fan support & an obvious advantage in size & strength. Yet Aidan & Sean have alot of tag-team experience (despite how much time they spend doing absolutely nothing). I'll say Aidan & Sean, possibly due to Coach O'Hare & shenanigans.

Maeve O'Hare vs. Molly Ringworm

I think Maeve might actually win this one for Team Ireland tonight, Out of them all she seems to have the most potential. And she's the one we've seen the least of in the ring. I say she'll manage to defeat Molly in some way.

[Obscure Man]

W*I*G World Heavyweight Championship Match (Stipulation TBA)
Coltrane (C) vs. Synthy Eris

Call me sexist if you will, but I don't think Synthy will be winning here. Sure, she's a great competitor and very tough woman, but I see Coltrane managing to keep hold over that title of his yet again.

GND & W*I*G Women's Championship Unification Match (Innocent banned from Ringside)
Rosie (W*I*G Champion) vs. Ykaterina Milasonova (GND Champion)

Should definitely be an interesting clash of styles here, but I'll wager on Ykaterina finally dethroning that she thing once and for all to become the undisputed WIG Women's Champion.

W*I*G Tag-Team Championship Match
The White Boys (C) vs .[TBA]

True, the White Boys haven't been around as of late, but hey, who knows the reasoning behind that? Anyway, even against the unknown, I see those slimy little Alabamians manage to keep hold of those Tag Team titles and live on to defend them again in the future.

Grudge Match
"The Celtic Giant" Shane Malone vs. Hardcore Hensley

Been awhile since we've seen Hardcore Hensley. I'm thinking that he'll win this one for sure. After all, why spoil his return by having him lose in his first match back? Though I also expect Shane Malone to put up a hell of a fight in the process.

Japanese Death Match
BR Juri Sadamoto vs. Chick Aura

The rubber match of sorts and one where things will get most ugly. This one could go either way, but I'll give the edge to Sadamoto. Chick will come at her hard and fast, but in the end, I see the Broken Rose to score the victory and bring a fitting end to this awesome awesome fued.

Damien Blood & TNT vs. L. Rey & James "Magnum" Constance

A tag team battle between two alliances of sorts. I'll go with TNT and Damien Blood getting the tainted victory here through some nefarious means.

If The Latin Lovers win, they get a date with Synthy & Lexi
Latin Lovers vs. Tristan Hades & [Mystery Partner]

Who did I pick last time? I'll pretend it was Tristan Hades and the mystery man. With Synthy currently in the main event picture, I don't see the Latin Lovers mucking things up with that whole thing.

Sky Monix Open Challenge

Open Challenges are almost always won by the person who issues them. Therefore by default, I'll go with Sky Monix.

Chaz Stone & Fannie Package vs. Team Ireland (Aidan Donelly & Sean McCann)

This should definitely be an... interesting bout. I see Chaz Stone and "Miss" Package managing to deal yet another loss to the Irelanders after a hard fought bout.

Maeve O'Hare vs. Molly Ringworm

Definitely quite a clash of styles here. I'll go with Maeve O Hare finally picking up a win for Team Ireland and taking back that trophy pieces of her's from the out of this world lunatic.

[Greedo]

This PPV was an enormous bust. Nearly everything about it was terrible.

Coltrane vs. Synthy Eris: A draw? Really? What's the matter Coltrane didn't want to job to possibly the most talented woman in wrestling today? The match was great but the finish sucked!


Rosie vs. Ykaterina Milasonova: Actually a decent match with a somewhat surprising result. I approve of this one.

The White Boys vs. Paul's Boutique: Usual White Boys crap. Take the titles off them already. They suck & long boring matches are not helping them.

"The Celtic Giant" Shane Malone vs. Hardcore Hensley: Mediocre. W*I*G's desire to bury Team Ireland doesn't amuse me either.

BR Juri Sadamoto vs. Chick Aura: The only great match on the card.

Damien Blood & TNT vs. L. Rey & James "Magnum" Constance: Did someone sit these guys down & say, "the longer your match goes the better received it will be"? 'Cause, if so, that person was seriously, SERIOUSLY mistaken. I'm so bored of these four men now. And look, they've got a match lined up for the next PPV too... HOO-RAY!

Latin Lovers vs. Tristan Hades & Jobby McJobberston: Look at the mystery partner... that says it all.

Sky Monix vs. Lana de la Croix: Actually a pretty decent match considering it was Lana's first. At best, though, it was passable.

Chaz Stone & Fannie Package vs. Team Ireland: Keep burying the best team on the roster... go ahead. Nothing bad will come of it.

Maeve O'Hare vs. Molly Ringworm: Despite the Team Ireland slaughter, this was a good match. Hope to see much more of Molly Ringworm in the future.

Team Raft Shack & Lexi vs. Randy Tony & The Superstars: Now W*I*G has a massive jobber stable on it's books too. Bleh.

Probably won't be ordering the next PPV. 1 great match out of 11 is not good enough.