Howard Finkel: The following contest is a handicap match scheduled for one fall.
*James “Magnum” Constance’s music plays.*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR9WJToFsTsFinkel: Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at 6 feet 2 inches, weighting in at 245 pounds, from Honolulu Hawaii, by way of Detroit, Michigan—JAMES “MAGNUM” CONSTANCE.
*Magnum comes out to a big pop. He is wearing sunglasses, a Detroit Tigers cap, a Hawaiian shirt, an orange tropical floral design trunks, black knee pads, and black boots. He walks to the ring as some pyro goes off and enters it. Then, he takes off his cap, shirt, and sunglasses and hands them to the referee, who hands them to the timekeeper.*
Tom Bailey: Well, this should be interesting. I wonder how TNT is going to be able to handle James “Magnum” Constance and L. Rey.
Jeannie Lawless: I don’t know, and I don’t really care. All I know is three of my favorite people are going to be in the ring at the same time!!!!
Tom: You must be so happy.
Jeannie: And horny!
Tom: You could have left that part out.
Jeannie: No, I couldn’t.
*L. Rey’s music plays.*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoQdLJt--kEFinkel: And, his partner, coming down the aisle, at 5 feet 9 inches, weighing at 202 pounds, from Amarillo, Texas—L. REY.
*L. Rey comes out to a big pop. He’s wearing a black leather coat, black jeans, and black boots. He’s also carrying his guitar. He runs down to the ring and slides into it. L. Rey jumps up on the second turnbuckle of a corner facing the W*I*Gscreen and points the neck of his guitar toward it. Then, he moves the guitar back and forth as pyro goes off in rapid succession, like a machine gun. Then, he jumps off the turnbuckle. L. Rey takes off his coat and hands it and his guitar to the referee, who hands them to the timekeeper.*
Tom: It’s great to see L. Rey back. I know the fans missed, and honestly, I did, too.
Jeannie: Yeah, but I missed him more! I cried myself to sleep for the first week he was out!
Finkel: And, their opponents.
*L. Rey and Magnum look at each other confused.*
Tom: Did Finkel just say “their opponents”?
Jeannie: He must be confused.
*TNT’s music plays.*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCX8gDW4YS0Finkel: Coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 637 pounds—TOBY NICHOLAS TUCKER, TRACY JONES, NICOLE MICHAELS, AND TALIA BELL, T.N.T.
Tom: “Combined weight”!? What’s going on?
Jeannie: Finkel must be really confused.
*L. Rey and Magnum still look confused as TNT and the girls come out. Tracy, Nicole, and Talia are in their wrestling gear: Tracy—yellow top and tights with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” in white down the legs, Nicole—yellow top and skirt with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” written in white around the skirt, and Talia—yellow corset-styled singlet with a skirt with a flame design and “TNT” in white on the back and front. TNT is wearing that black noseguard, white wrist tape, white wrestling tights with a flame design and “TNT” written down the legs, and black cowboy boots with a flame design on them. He also has that horseshoe on a string around his neck and is holding a microphone. He immediately starts speaking.*
TNT: What’s matter, hatter? Y’all looked confused. It’s like the synapses, electrolytes, and nervous systems in your brains ain’t workin’. What’s wrong!? Wait…did…did y’all think that y’all was rasslin’ just me!? Did y’all think that when I said “TNT” I meant just me and not the whole group of me and my lovely ladies!?
*TNT and the girls start laughing.*
TNT: Oh my God! You stupid motherhumpers! You’d think that I would put myself inta the ring with y’all after I done got my nose broken and shit!? Ah, hell no! That ain’t happenin’, motherhumpers! This ain’t a 2-on-1 handicap match! This is a 4-on-2 handicap match!
*L. Rey and Magnum look pissed as the crowd boos the group TNT.*
Tom: What the hell!?
Jeannie: That tricky SOB! When he challenged L. Rey and Magnum, he said “TNT,” but he didn’t say whether it would be just him or the whole group.
*Magnum grabs the microphone from Finkel.*
Magnum: When L. Rey and I signed up for this match, we assumed that we would be facing just you. Now, we’re not exactly comfortable with the idea of having to be up on a helpless woman.
TNT: Hey! These aren’t helpless women!
Magnum: Oh, I know! I was talking about you!
*The audience laughs.*
TNT: Hey! I find that sexist and offensive!
Magnum: I’m sorry. I know you’ve come a long way, baby!
*The audience laughs again.*
TNT: Baby!? Did you just call me a baby!?
Magnum: Well, you certainly whine and cry like one. So, if the diaper fits…
*The audience laughs again.*
TNT: That’s it! I’m through talkin’! Let’s get this bitch started!
*TNT and the girls run down to the ring and slide into it. They quickly jump up and attack L. Rey and Magnum. The bell rings, and Finkel quickly exits the ring. Soon, Talia and Tracy trap L. Rey into a corner while TNT and Nicole trap Magnum in the adjacent corner. However, Magnum manages to shove Nicole down to the mat. Then, he punches TNT in the nose. The noseguard protects him, but he still lets out a yelp. Soon, Magnum gets the upperhand with alternating jabs to the chest and head. Meanwhile, Tracy and Talia each grab L. Rey’s arms and whip him across the ring into the opposite corner. Then, Talia places Tracy in the corner and whips her across the ring to L. Rey. However, L. Rey gets his feet up; and Tracy, unable to stop, runs right into them. Talia then charges at L. Rey, but L. Rey comes running out of the corner and dropkicks Talia. L. Rey gets up. Suddenly, Nicole gets up and charges at L. Rey, but he catches her with an arm drag. They both get up, and L. Rey hits Nicole with another arm drag. They both get up again, and L. Rey takes Nicole to the mat with another arm drag. They get up again, but this time L. Rey hits Nicole with a Pele kick. Nicole falls to the mat. Talia gets up and charges at L. Rey, but L. Rey hits her with a drop toe hold into the second turnbuckle of a corner. Suddenly, Tracy gets up and charges at L. Rey. However, L. Rey catches her with an arm drag, causing her to land onto Talia in the corner. L. Rey kips up and the audience applauds him.*
Tom: Well, L. Rey certainly shows no signs of ring rust.
Jeannie: They may be out numbered, but L. Rey and Magnum are holding their own. Let’s see if they can keep it up.
Tom: I’m sure they’re pretty capable of keeping it up.
Jeannie: Yeah, I hope they are capable of keeping it up, too. *giggles*
Tom: What? What’s so funny about keeping it up…*pause*…I hate you.
*L. Rey walks over to Magnum as he places TNT against the ropes and unleashes a flurry of chops onto TNT’s chest. L. Rey interrupts him and gives TNT a chop of his own. The audience lets out a “Woo.” Magnum then gives TNT another chop. Another “Woo” is heard. Soon, L. Rey and Magnum alternate chops on TNT, and the audience fills the arena with “Woos.” After several seconds, TNT’s chest turns bright red. Magnum and L. Rey stop. They grab TNT’s arm and whip him across the ring. TNT runs across the ring, hits the ropes, and bounces off of them. L. Rey and Magnum charge at him and hit him with a double dropkick, knocking TNT to the mat and causing him to roll to the outside. L. Rey and Magnum high five each other as the audience cheers. Suddenly, Nicole comes charging at them. However, L. Rey and Magnum duck and send Nicole flying with a back body drop. They get up. Suddenly, Tracy gets up and comes running toward L. Rey and Magnum. However, they catch her with a double arm drag. They turn around and see Talia moving out of the corner. Talia turns around and is met with a double kick to the stomach from L. Rey and Magnum. Then, Magnum and L. Rey hits Talia with a double suplex. L. Rey and Magnum get up and high five each other again as the audience cheers them.*
Jeannie: Impressive!
Tom: Man! L. Rey and Magnum are good at double teaming!
Jeannie: Well, that’s good news for me and all the other ladies out there!
Tom: Dammit! I didn’t even walk into that one! I just gave it to you!
Jeannie: Yes, you did, much like I hope that Magnum and L. Rey will give it to me later!
Tom: Dammit! I did it again!
*Suddenly, TNT runs back into the ring and hits L. Rey with a running big boot that sends him to the mat and rolling to the outside. Magnum immediately hits TNT with a vicious chop that sends him reeling back into the ropes. Magnum quickly walks over to TNT, grabs, and whips him across the ring. As TNT hits the opposite ropes and bounces off of them, Magnum charges at him and hits him with a high knee strike. Suddenly, Nicole comes charging at Magnum, but he sidesteps her, grabs her by her head, and sends her over the top rope and onto the floor below. Magnum turns around and is hit by a dropkick from Tracy. He falls back into the ropes. Tracy gets up, runs over to Magnum, and tries to whip him across the ring. However, Magnum grabs the top rope and holds on. Tracy and Magnum are in a tug-o-war for a few seconds. Then, it quickly ends with Magnum flinging Tracy over the top rope; she lands onto the apron and then falls onto the floor. Suddenly, Talia gets up, charges at Magnum, and hits him with a forearm shot to the back of his head. Then, she turns Magnum around, hits him with a few chops, and tries to whip him across the ring. However, Magnum reverses it, pulls Talia towards him, and picks her up into a military press. On the outside, Nicole and Tracy get up. Then, Magnum rushes toward the ropes and throws Talia to the outside. She lands on top of Tracy and Nicole. The audience cheers as Magnum celebrates a little. However, his celebration is short lived as TNT runs into the ring and hits Magnum with a bicycle kick.*
Tom: A well placed bicycle kick from TNT stops Magnum’s momentum.
Jeannie: Now, TNT and the girls need to pounce on Magnum and not let up if they want to win this.
*TNT drops an elbow onto Magnum. Then, he rolls over, sits on Magnum’s chest, and starts punching him in the head. Suddenly, Mangum shoves his open hand up into TNT face, pushing the noseguard back against his injured nose. TNT yells out in pain and rolls off of Magnum, holding his nose. Magnum rolls over onto his hands and knees. However, TNT quickly gets up and kicks Magnum hard in the stomach. Magnum falls to the mat holding his stomach. TNT moves behind Magnum, picks him up with a dead lift, and hits him with a bridging German suplex, holding for the pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out.*
Tom: Magnum kicks out of that dead lift bridging German suplex.
Jeannie: He made a mistake there. He went after TNT’s injured nose but didn’t stick on it.
Tom: You got that right, Jeannie. That noseguard is a bullseye that need to keep shooting arrows at.
Jeannie: They can’t shoot arrows at TNT! That would be a disqualification!
Tom: I was speaking metaphorically. And, it would be more than a DQ—it would be attempted murder.
Jeannie: Yeah, well…shut up!
*TNT gets up again. He kicks Magnum in the stomach as he tries to get up again. This kick rolls Magnum over onto his back. TNT then grabs Magnum legs and swings him around the ring with a giant swing. After a minute or two, TNT lets Magnum go; and Magnum goes flying, hitting the mat and rolling out of the ring. Suddenly, Tracy and Talia come from out of nowhere and pounce on Magnum. They punch and kick Magnum for a few seconds. Then, they pick Magnum up and fling him back first into the guardrail. Talia and Tracy move back and then hit Magnum with a double clothesline, causing him to fall over the guardrail and land in the crowd. Magnum soon gets up. Suddenly, TNT runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, runs across the ring, hits the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, runs back across the ring, jumps up onto the top rope, springboards off, and lands on Magnum with a suicide senton in the crowd. The audience lets out an awestruck groan.*
Tom: Great Scott! TNT just flew out into the crowd and landed on Magnum!
Jeannie: I wish he had landed on me, if you know what I mean.
Tom: Why must everything be sex with you!?
Jeannie: My psychiatrist says that I have issues with my mother.
*TNT gets up. Suddenly, L. Rey runs over and jumps onto TNT. Tracy and Talia jump onto L. Rey and start punching him. The referee exits the ring and breaks everyone up. Then, he yells at everyone to get into their corners or he will throw the match out. L. Rey and the girls reluctantly move to their corners, walking backwards and staring at each other. Meanwhile, TNT picks up Magnum by his hair and throws him over the guardrail. Then, he steps over the guardrail, picks up Magnum again, and throws him into the ring. TNT reenters the ring as Tracy, Nicole, and Talia climb up onto the apron and stand in their corner. L. Rey has also climbed up stands in his corner. TNT then kicks Magnum in the stomach again, causing him to swing over onto the mat. TNT drops an elbow onto Magnum and gets up. He grabs Magnum’s legs and drags Magnum over to his corner. He tags in Talia, but she waits on the apron for a little bit. TNT then flings Magnum up with slingshot catapult into a forearm smash from Talia. Magnum falls backwards onto TNT’s knees, and Talia jumps over the top rope and hits Magnum with a slingshot elbow drop.*
Tom: TNT is Storming The Beaches.
Jeannie: Oh God! Am I going to have to hear your crappy puns all night?
Tom: If I have to hear your disturbing sexual innuendos, then yes.
*Talia pulls Magnum off of TNT, who then gets up and moves onto the apron. Talia picks Magnum up and hits him with several repeated chops. Then, she tries to whip Magnum across the ring, but Magnum reverses it. Talia hits the ropes and bounces off of them. As she comes charging toward Magnum, he catches her and hits Talia with a Double-A spinebuster. Magnum stays on his knees to get a breather. Suddenly, Talia wraps her legs around Magnum’s neck in a headscissors. Magnum tries to pull Talia’s legs apart, but Talia is too strong. Instead, Magnum gets up onto his feet. Magnum then picks Talia up and powerbombs her back to the mat, causing her to let go of the headscissors. Magnum falls back into the ropes and tags in L. Rey. L. Rey jumps onto the top turnbuckle, jumps off, and hits Talia with a twisting elbow drop. He goes for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Talia kicks out.*
Tom: El Angel Elbow from L. Rey is not enough to put Talia Bell away.
Jeannie: She’s one tough broad. Talia also took a Double-A spinebuster and a powerbomb and still kicked out.
Tom: Hell, she may be tougher that TNT.
Jeannie: I’ll be the judge of that.
Tom: *short pause* Does that mean you’re gonna have sex with TNT and…
Jeannie: LET’S MOVE ON!!!!
*L. Rey picks up Talia and hits her with a Mongolian chop that knocks her back into the ropes. L. Rey then grabs her and tries to whip her across the ring, but Talia reverses it. As L. Rey hits the opposite ropes and bounces off of them, Talia backs into the ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at L. Rey. L. Rey leapfrogs Talia. Talia hits the opposite ropes and bounces off of them at L. Rey lands on his feet and turns around. L. Rey hits Talia with an armdrag. They both get up, and L. Rey charges at Talia; but Talia catches him and hits him with a sidewalk slam. Talia gets up, picks up L. Rey, and throws him into a corner. Talia charges at L. Rey, but he gets his feet up; and Talia is unable to stop herself, running right into his boots. Talia staggers back as L. Rey jumps onto the top turnbuckle. L. Rey jumps off and lands on Talia with a somersault corkscrew senton, staying on top of Talia for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Talia pushes L. Rey off of her.*
Tom: El Angel De Cayendo lands on Talia, but it still wasn’t enough to keep Talia down.
Jeannie: True, but if L. Rey and Magnum stay on top of Talia, then they could wear her down and possibly win the match. Lucky girl.
Tom: How would that make her lucky?
Jeannie: L. Rey and Magnum would be on top of her. Duh!
*Talia gets up, but she is met with a rolling wheel kick from L. Rey. L. Rey gets up and waits for Talia to get up. She gets up onto her knees, and L. Rey hits her with a few Kawada kicks. Suddenly, Talia grabs one of L. Rey’s legs. She manages to get up onto her feet, but not for long as L. Rey hits her with an enziguiri. However, Talia soon gets up onto her hands and knees. L. Rey runs to the ropes, but Tracy kicks him in the back to stop him from attacking Talia. L. Rey turns around and hits Tracy with an elbow smash knocking her off the apron. Suddenly, Nicole grabs L. Rey and hits him with a hangman; he bounces up, holding his throat. The referee moves onto the apron to warn her not to do that again. Meanwhile, Talia gets up and moves behind L. Rey. She places her head under his leg, picks him up onto his shoulders, and hits L. Rey with an electric chair drop. Suddenly, TNT runs into the ring and drops an elbow onto L. Rey’s throat. Magnum enters to ring to attack TNT, but the referee has reentered the ring and not seen TNT attacking L. Rey. He just sees Magnum and runs over to stop him and tell Magnum to exit the ring. They argue, allowing Talia to start choking L. Rey.*
Tom: I don’t believe this! Will the ref turn around!?
Jeannie: As long as the ref’s back is turn, Talia can choke L. Rey for as long as she likes. Excellent strategy from T.N.T.
*Magnum yells at the ref to turn around. He does and sees Talia choking L. Rey. Then, he goes over to administer a 5 count.*
Ref: 1…2…3…4…*Talia lets go of L. Rey’s neck.*
*Magnum exits the ring as Tracy, Nicole, and TNT move back to their corner. L. Rey rolls over and reaches out to Magnum for a tag, but Talia prevents it by locking L. Rey into a rear naked choke. Talia has the move locked on tight, but L. Rey struggles to get out of it. He looks like he’s fading, but suddenly L. Rey grabs the bottom rope. The ref begins another 5 count.*
Ref: 1…2…3…4…*Suddenly, Talia puts her foot onto the rope and pushes it away from L. Rey’s hand.*
*The crowd boos this as Talia pulls L. Rey over to her corner and tags in Nicole. She stomps on L. Rey and scrapes her boot on the back of his head as Talia exits the ring.*
Tom: TNT have full control of this match.
Jeannie: Hell, they might have it in the bag. All they have to do is keep L. Rey from getting any oxygen and knock his sweet ass out.
Tom: I like how you can work in any little comment about the wrestler’s bodies into your analysis.
Jeannie: Thank you!
Tom: That wasn’t a compliment.
*Nicole then rolls L. Rey over and locks him into a dragon sleeper. L. Rey struggles to get out of the hold, but Nicole has the move locked on tight. L. Rey continues to struggle for several seconds. Suddenly, L. Rey grabs Nicole’s hair and pulls back. The referee grabs L. Rey’s hand and forces him to let go. As this happens, Nicole manages to pull herself and L. Rey up. Now, she has L. Rey in a standing dragon sleeper. Nicole quickly transitions the standing dragon sleeper into a neckbreaker.*
Tom: The Last Race to L. Rey after he does some hair pulling.
Jeannie: I don’t like hair pulling. That’s a con against L. Rey.
Tom: Con?
Jeannie: I make a pros and cons list for the entire male wrestlers.
Tom: What for? Wait, nevermind! I think I know.
Jeannie: It’s sex.
*Nicole gets up and tags in Tracy. She enters the ring as Nicole exits and L. Rey slowly gets up onto his feet. Tracy walks up behind him and locks L. Rey into a cobra clutch. L. Rey struggles to get out of the hold, but Tracy has the move locked on tight. After a few seconds, L. Rey begins fading. He falls to one knee. Magnum cheers L. Rey on and gets a small “L. Rey” chant start in the first few rows. Nevertheless, the referee grabs L. Rey’s arm for a 3 count.*
Ref: *raises L. Rey’s arm and lets it drop* 1…
*The “L. Rey” chant gets louder and louder.*
Ref: *raises L. Rey’s arm and lets it drop* 2…
*The “L. Rey” chant is practically deafening.*
Ref: *raises L. Rey’s arm, but this time it doesn’t drop* NO!
*The crowd pops loudly as L. Rey shakes his arm violently. Suddenly, L. Rey punches Tracy; but she doesn’t let go of the hold. L. Rey punches her again, but she still won’t let go. L. Rey shakes and struggles to get out of the hold, punching Tracy a few more times. Suddenly, Tracy hits L. Rey with a cobra clutch legsweep. This silences the crowd. Tracy gets up and tags in Talia. Talia enters the ring as L. Rey slowly gets up onto his feet. Tracy moves back onto the apron. Talia moves behind L. Rey and locks him into a sleeperhold.*
Tom: Shucks! L. Rey was about to get out of the cobra clutch, but Tracy puts the kibosh on that. And now, Talia has L. Rey in the sleeperhold.
Jeannie: “Shucks”? C’mon man! Update your vocabulary!
*L. Rey struggles to get out of the hold, but he’s been weakened by the other submission holds. However, Magnum gets another “L. Rey” chant going. Unfortunately, L. Rey falls to his knees, and the referee grabs his arm for another 3 count.*
Ref: *raises L. Rey’s arm and lets it drop* 1…
*The “L. Rey” chant gets louder and louder.*
Ref: *raises L. Rey’s arm and lets it drop* 2…
*The “L. Rey” chant is practically deafening.*
Ref: *raises L. Rey’s arm, but this time it doesn’t drop* NO!
*The crowd pops loudly. L. Rey shakes his arm violently as he gets up onto one knee. He starts elbowing Talia in the stomach. However, she won’t let go of the hold. L. Rey gets onto both feet now and keeps on hitting Talia with those elbow shots. Then, L. Rey bends over and tries to shake Talia off. Suddenly, Nicole runs into the ring and kicks L. Rey’s leg out from under him, allowing Talia to hit him with a flashback. The crowd boos, and the referee yells at Nicole. She plays innocent as she exits the ring. Then, Talia walks over her corner and tags in Nicole. Talia exits the ring as Nicole pulls L. Rey to the ropes. Then, she locks him in a rope hung seated chinlock. The referee begins a 5 count.*
Ref: 1…2…3…4…*Nicole lets go of the hold.*
Tom: Nicole locks L. Rey in the Staggolee, but it’s illegal, and she has to let go of the hold. What an unusual name for a move?
Jeannie: It’s a song by Pacific Gas & Electric, a late sixties-early seventies band from Los Angeles.
Tom: How do you know this?
Jeannie: Well, like Nicole, I have great taste in music.
*Nicole gets up and tags in Talia. Talia enters the ring and jumps onto L. Rey with a senton. She gets up so that Nicole can hit L. Rey with a standing moonsault. Nicole gets up and exits the ring as Talia pins L. Rey.*
Ref: 1…2…*L. Rey kicks out.*
Tom: Nicole and Talia hit L. Rey with the Sea Assault, but it doesn’t put down L. Rey.
Jeannie: Yeah, they’re gonna have to pull out some tougher moves to take down L. Rey.
*Talia gets up, picks up L. Rey, and places him onto the ropes. She holds him there as she tags in Tracy, who enters the ring. Tracy and Talia each grab L. Rey’s arms and whip him across the ring. Tracy runs behind L. Rey as he hits the opposite ropes and bounces off of them. As he comes running back, Tracy hits the opposite ropes and bounces off of them, Talia charges at L. Rey, and they hit him with a spear/running neck snap combo. Talia gets up and exits the ring as Tracy pins L. Rey.*
Ref: 1…2…*L. Rey kicks out.*
Tom: Now, L. Rey gets hit with the Land Assault, but he still kicks out.
Jeannie: Smart game plan from T.N.T.—quick tags and double team moves. That’s Tag Team Wrestling 101.
*Tracy gets up and tags in Nicole. Nicole climbs up to the top rope as Tracy picks up L. Rey. Nicole jumps off, and they hit him with a flying neckbreaker/German suplex combo. Nicole pins L. Rey as Tracy exits the ring.*
Ref: 1…2…*L. Rey kicks out; Nicole slaps the mat in frustration.*
Tom: And now, the Air Assault from T.N.T., but it still isn’t enough to keep L. Rey down.
Jeannie: Damn! And, they’ve hit him from land, sea, and air. *giggles*
Tom: That wasn’t remotely funny on any level.
Jeannie: Too mean.
*Nicole gets up and tags in TNT. He walks over to L. Rey and drops an elbow onto his throat as Nicole moves onto the apron. TNT drops a few more elbows onto L. Rey, and then he backs off. TNT climbs up to the second turnbuckle of a neutral corner and waits for L. Rey to get up. He slowly does, and TNT jumps off and hits L. Rey with a diving European uppercut. Then, TNT grabs L. Rey’s arm, picks him up in a straight jacket hold, and hits him with a X-plex.*
Tom: Nitro Suplex to L. Rey. He is in some serious trouble.
Jeannie: No kidding. Wanna tell us something else that’s obvious, like he needs to tag in Magnum.
Tom: Shut up!
*TNT gets up and picks up L. Rey by his throat. Then, he places L. Rey against the ropes and whips him across the ring. L. Rey hits the ropes, bounces off of them, and comes running toward TNT; and he catches L. Rey and hits him with a flapjack lift dropped into a modified European uppercut.*
Tom: Nitro Uppercut to L. Rey.
Jeannie: Now, is L. Rey still in serious trouble here, Tom?
Tom: Shut up!
Jeannie: No, I really wanna know.
Tom: God, I hate you sometimes.
*TNT picks up L. Rey by his neck and then flings L. Rey into a neutral corner. TNT then places his right foot into L. Rey’s throat and starts choking him with it. The ref begins a five count.*
Ref: 1…2…3…4…*TNT removes his foot from L. Rey’s throat.*
*Then, TNT hits L. Rey with a European uppercut. He follows that up with another one and another one and another one. Then, TNT starts taunting the crowd, saying “Give us anotha “L. Rey” chant, bitches!” The crowd boos, but TNT doesn’t care. The girls cheer him on. He makes a gun with his right hand in front of L. Rey’s head and pulls it back like he shot L. Rey. TNT laughs as the crowd’s boos get louder. The girls applaud TNT. Then, TNT grabs L. Rey’s arm and tries to whip him across the ring into the opposite corner. However, L. Rey reverses it and sends TNT into the corner. TNT hits chest first, but it doesn’t really phase him. He turns around and charges at L. Rey. Suddenly, L. Rey hits TNT in the nose with a Pele kick. TNT falls down into the corner in a seated position. The crowd cheers as TNT yells out in pain and holds his nose. L. Rey kips up runs to the corner he was just in, charges at TNT, and hits him with a rope aided corner dropkick onto TNT’s nose. The crowd cheers loudly.*
Tom: Santa Vaca! L. Rey has gotten a second wind and hits TNT with Los Angeles Que Tocando Arpas!
Jeannie: That can’t be good for TNT’s nose. Man, I hope he isn’t going to be permanently disfigured!
Tom: I like how you always focus on the most important thing—how good the wrestlers look.
Jeannie: Thank you!
*L. Rey starts crawling over to his corner to tag in Magnum. Magnum reaches out for his partner, but TNT jumps out of the corner and grabs L. Rey’s leg. TNT stands up, pulling L. Rey up with him. Suddenly, L. Rey hits TNT with a mule kick right into TNT’s nose. TNT falls to the mat, holding his nose; and L. Rey tags in Magnum. The audience pops loudly at Magnum enters the ring. TNT gets up and is met with a lariat takedown from Magnum. Magnum gets up. Suddenly, Nicole runs into the ring and charges at Magnum to come to TNT’s aid, but Magnum sidesteps her, grabs her by her head, and sends her over the top rope. Nicole manages to catch the rope and lands on the apron. Tracy runs into the ring and charges at Magnum, but Magnum hits her with a drop toe hold, knocking her down headfirst into Nicole’s gut and causing Nicole to fall of the apron. Talia runs into the ring and charges at Magnum, but Magnum catches her and hits her with a scoop slam. TNT gets up and charges at Magnum, but Magnum catches him and hits him with a flapjack lift into a cutter.*
Tom: Paradise Blues to TNT, and Magnum is on a roll, taking out all four members of T.N.T.
Jeannie: Magnum looks good, but he better be careful. T.N.T. has gotten the better of him in the past.
*Talia gets up and turns. Suddenly, she is hit with a jumping superkick from Magnum.*
Tom: Wave Goodbye to Talia. Magnum has just laid her out cold.
Jeannie: I have a feeling Talia will be returning soon.
Tom: You don’t think that was a one-way trip.
Jeannie: No, I…wait a minute! I’m playing into your puns! Goddammit! I need help!
*Tracy gets up from the ropes. Magnum walks up behind and grabs. Then, he hits her with a reverse swing neckbreaker.*
Tom: Well, Tracy just felt Magnum’s Rapture!
Jeannie: I would like to feel Magnum’s Rapture, if you know what I mean.
*Magnum gets up. Suddenly, TNT comes charging at him, going for a running big boot. However, Magnum ducks and rolls under him. Magnum jumps up, grabs TNT from behind and hits him with an atomic drop. Then, Magnum dropkicks TNT in his back, sending TNT throat first onto the second rope. Suddenly, Nicole runs back into the ring and jumps onto Magnum’s back. However, Magnum flings Nicole off of him; she lands on her feet. He goes to punch, but Magnum stops short. They just stare at each other. Just then, from out of nowhere, Tracy and Talia attack Magnum, knocking him into a corner with some forearm shots. L. Rey runs into the ring to help Magnum, taking down Talia with an enziguiri. Nicole charges at L. Rey, but he sends her to the outside with a backbody drop.*
Tom: L. Rey and Magnum fighting with the girls in the corner.
Jeannie: What was up with Magnum? He had Nicole but didn’t attack.
Tom: I don’t know what was going on, but it sure cost Magnum. And, he was on such a roll.
*L. Rey grabs Tracy by her hair and throws her over the top rope; she lands on the apron. Then, L. Rey sees TNT still draped over the second rope. The crowd cheers him on, and L. Rey charges at TNT, going for Golpeyando En La Puerta Del Cielo (619). However, TNT grabs L. Rey by his legs. He stands up and tries to throw L. Rey back into the ring. However, L. Rey won’t let go of the ropes. TNT and L. Rey are in a tug-o-war, as L. Rey holds on for dear life while TNT pulls on his legs. Magnum shakes his head and sees the tug-o-war between TNT and L. Rey. He tries to go help L. Rey, but Talia grabs Magnum’s trunks and pulls him back into a forearm shot to his back. Talia then flings Magnum back into the ropes. Tracy, still on the apron, gets up and grabs Magnum. She holds his arms back while Talia gets up and unleashes a flurry of chops onto Magnum’s chest. The referee tries to get the girls to stop, but they aren’t listening to him. Meanwhile, TNT and L. Rey are still in their tug-o-war. Nicole sneaks over to the other side of the ring. The referee finally gets Talia to stop chopping on Magnum. Tracy lets go of him and reenters the ring. The ref tries to gets Talia to exit the ring, but she just pushes the referee out of the way. Then, they grab Magnum’s arms and wait to whip him. On the other side of the ring, Nicole gets up onto the apron, charges at L. Rey, and kicks him in the head, causing to let go. Talia and Tracy whip Magnum across the ring, and TNT swings L. Rey around and hits Magnum with his own partner. Magnum hits the mat with a big thud. L. Rey lands on the mat and rolls to the outside. The crowd lets out an empathetic groan, and then a “Holy Shit!” chant breaks out.*
Tom: Goodness Gracious! Great Balls Of Fire! What in the hell was that!?
Jeannie: I think they call that the Atomic Bomb.
Tom: What an appropriate name! Good Lord! That was devastating!
*The girls move back onto the apron. TNT walks over to Magnum, picks him up, and hits him with a belly to back suplex. TNT gets back up. Suddenly, L. Rey runs back into the ring. He charges at TNT, but TNT gets his boot up, knocking L. Rey down. TNT then picks up L. Rey and hits him with a tiger suplex; L. Rey lands on the mat with a hard thud and rolls out of the ring. TNT gets back up and waits for L. Rey to get up. He does, and TNT runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, runs back across the ring, and goes flying to the outside, hitting L. Rey with a suicide dive into a horizontal European uppercut, knocking L. Rey back into the guardrail. The crowd boos him mercilessly as the girls applaud TNT. Back in the ring, Magnum slowly gets up. TNT jumps up onto the apron, jumps onto the top rope, and hits a springboard rope walk into a top rope headscissors takedown onto Magnum. TNT sits up and does the gun sign to Magnum, pretending to shoot him. The girls applaud TNT, and the crowd boos.*
Tom: What a cocky SOB!
Jeannie: You can’t really blame him for being cocky. For a big man, TNT hits those moves onto L. Rey and Magnum smoothly.
*TNT quickly grabs Magnum and locks him into a triangle choke. He has the move locked on tight, but Magnum tries to wiggle out of it. Suddenly, TNT hits Magnum in the head with an elbow strike. He repeatedly hits Magnum with several elbow strikes to the head. The crowd boos mercilessly. Suddenly, L. Rey runs into the ring. The crowd cheers wildly. However, the cheers turn to boos as the referee blocks him from helping Magnum, and L. Rey and the ref start to argue. As this goes on, TNT reaches out to his corner. Nicole and Talia grab his arm and pull back on it, giving him more leverage for the choke on Magnum. The boos get louder.*
Tom: I don’t believe this. L. Rey tries to come to Magnum’s rescue, but the ref stops him, allowing TNT to gain an unfair advantage.
Jeannie: True, but if L. Rey hadn’t run all willy nilly into the ring, then that would have happened.
Tom: Yeah…but…um…well…damn! You’re right!
Jeannie: I know. I always am.
*Nicole and Talia keep on pulling back on TNT’s arm. L. Rey sees this and alerts the referee. He turns around, sees TNT’s chicanery, runs over, and kicks TNT, Talia, and Nicole’s arms apart. The crowd applauds this. L. Rey moves back onto the apron. TNT gets pissed at this and jumps up, letting go of the hold. TNT gets into the referee’s face and starts yelling at him. The girls try to get him to stop it, but TNT is too angry at the ref to listen. As this goes on, Magnum starts stirring around. Meanwhile, TNT starts poking the referee in the chest and tells him to “Do your job, properly, motherhumper,” with each poke. Magnum has now gotten onto his knees. Suddenly, the referee slaps TNT’s arm away. The crowd pops loudly. TNT becomes enraged and shoves the referee. The ref does not like this and shoves TNT back. TNT shoves the referee again and yells at him, “Don’t do that again, motherhumper.” However, the referee doesn’t list and shoves TNT again. The girls yell at TNT to stop it, but he doesn’t listen. TNT shoves the referee again, the referee shoves him back, and Magnum grabs TNT from behind as he staggers back and rolls him up into a school boy.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT rolls out, but he’s met with a kick to the nose from Magnum as he gets up and falls back into the ropes.*
Tom: Cripes On A Friday! Magnum almost got a surprise win!
Jeannie: Thanks to the referee.
Tom: True. The referee let his emotions get the better of him. However, TNT did put his hands on him.
Jeannie: Yeah, that wasn’t smart. He could have gotten disqualified.
Tom: Tracy, Nicole, and Talia better get a hold their boss if they hope to win this match.
*Magnum gets up and charges at TNT as he moves out of the ropes. Magnum jumps up, going for a high knee strike. However, TNT catches Magnum as he hits him, falls back into the ropes, and flips Magnum over the top rope. Magnum hits onto the floor, landing on his right knee. Magnum yells out in pain and grabs a hold of knee. L. Rey immediately jumps down from the apron to check on Magnum. TNT quickly exits the ring from another side, runs around to L. Rey, and hits him with a vicious bicycle kick, sending L. Rey into steel steps. TNT then makes a gun sign with both hands, points them at L. Rey and Magnum, and pretends to shoot them. The crowd boos loudly.*
Tom: Sweet Fancy Moses! TNT takes out L. Rey with a bicycle kick after throwing Magnum to the outside onto his knee!
Jeannie: Damn! It looks like T.N.T. might have this match in the bag.
*TNT picks up Magnum throws him into the ring. He reenters the ring and stomps on Magnum’s knee. Then, TNT grabs Magnum’s leg and smashes it knee first onto the mat. Magnum yells out in pain, but this doesn’t stop TNT from doing it again and again and again and again. TNT then places Magnum’s leg onto the bottom rope, jumps up, and then jumps down onto it. Magnum yells out in pain, and TNT does it again. Then, TNT gets up, grabs Magnum’s leg, and locks him into a grounded over the shoulder single leg Boston crab/headscissors combo.*
Tom: TNT works over the knee and locks Magnum into Nitroglycerine. Magnum’s gonna have a tough time trying to get out of this one.
Jeannie: Yeah, but he’s close to ropes.
Tom: Now, the question is—can Magnum reach the ropes before the pain becomes too much for him?
Jeannie: Oh, I’m sure that Magnum is the type of man who can take a lot of punishment.
Tom: Really, or is that just your perverted imagination talking?
Jeannie: Maybe a bit of both.
*Magnum yells out in pain. He struggles, but there really is no way for him to get out of the hold. However, Magnum does see the ropes close by and reaches out for them. However, they are little too far away from him, and he can’t reach. The referee asks Magnum if he wants to give up, but he says, “No.” This goes on for a few minutes. Meanwhile, on the outside, L. Rey starts stirring around. He leans forward and grabs the back of his head. Then, he looks up and sees Magnum trapped in the Nitroglycerine and trying to reach for the ropes. L. Rey stays low to make sure the referee doesn’t see him. Then, he sneaks his hand up onto the bottom rope and pushes it forward for Magnum to grab it. He does, and the crowd cheers. L. Rey then slowly gets up onto the apron and alerts the referee. He sees Magnum’s hand on the bottom and tells TNT to break the hold. He doesn’t, and the ref begins a 5 count.*
Ref: 1…2…3…4…*TNT finally breaks the hold.*
Tom: Well, thanks to some sneaky help from L. Rey, Magnum manages to grab the rope and break the hold.
Jeannie: That wasn’t exactly fair.
Tom: True, but TNT and the girls have been doing it, too. So, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
*TNT grabs Magnum injured leg and pulls him to his corner. He tags in Nicole. However, she is reluctant to get into the ring. TNT yells at her to get in the ring, and she does. Nicole then grabs Magnum’s leg and smashes his knee onto the mat. She picks up Magnum’s leg and does it again. Then, she wraps her arm around Magnum’s ankle and locks him into a leg hook seated chinlock.*
Tom: After some hesitance, Nicole comes in and locks Magnum into the Funky Fanfare.
Jeannie: Hmmm…I wonder why she was so reluctantly to enter the ring. Could it be the obvious sexual tension between these two?
Tom: Maybe it was because despite having an injured leg, Magnum is still bigger and stronger than Nicole is.
Jeannie: Well, I hope so, because MAGNUM’S MINE, DAMMIT!!!! HE’S MINE!!!!
Tom: Jesus Christ! Calm down!
Jeannie: Sorry.
*Nicole has the move locked on as tight as she can. However, Magnum struggles to get out of the hold. Magnum pushes himself and Nicole off the mat, but Nicole pulls back onto his leg. Magnum yells out in pain and falls to the mat. On the apron, L. Rey cheers Magnum on. He starts chanting “Magnum” loudly. The first few rows pick it up. Soon, the chant builds momentum, and after a few seconds, the whole arena is chanting “Magnum.” After a minute or two, Magnum pushes up off the mat and somehow manages to get his leg free. The crowd pops wildly. Suddenly, Magnum rolls over and puts Nicole into a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Nicole kicks out.*
*Nicole rolls over to her corner and tags in Talia. Magnum starts crawling to L. Rey, but Talia jumps over the top rope and lands onto Magnum’s knee with a slingshot elbow drop. The crowd goes silent.*
Tom: Unbelievable! Magnum almost got the win and then the tag, but Talia put the kibosh on it.
Jeannie: I’m a little more impressed that Nicole was able to keep that move locked onto Magnum for as long as she did.
Tom: Agreed. I’m quite impressed how Tracy Jones, Nicole Michaels, and Talia Bell have been able to hold their own with the guys.
Jeannie: No wonder TNT keeps them around.
*Talia grabs Magnum’s legs and rolls him over into a Texas cloverleaf. Talia has the move locked on tight. However, after a minute or two, Magnum pushes himself up off the mat and throws Talia off with his legs, sending her into the ropes. The crowd cheers as Magnum crawls to L. Rey. However, Talia tags in Tracy, who runs into the ring and drops a double axe handle onto Magnum’s leg. She gets up, grabs Magnum’s leg, and pulls him back to her corner. However, Magnum rolls over, grabs her tights, and pulls her into an elbow smash into her gut. Then, he rolls her over into a small package.*
Ref: 1…2…*Talia jumps over onto Magnum with an double axe handle and breaks up the pin.*
Tom: Sweet Mother Of Pearl! Magnum almost pulled out a victory, but Talia makes the save.
Jeannie: I think I smell a roll coming on. Those girls better put the kibosh on it if they hope to get a victory.
*Talia pulls back on Magnum’s hair and drops some forearm shots onto his chest as Tracy gets up. Then, they both pick up Magnum and hit him with a double DDT. The girls get up as TNT and Nicole cheer them on. Then, Tracy and Talia pick up Magnum and go for a double suplex. However, Magnum manages to block it. They go for it again, but Magnum blocks it. Suddenly, Magnum counters with a suplex of his own. The crowd pops loudly. Magnum manages to get up onto his feet starts limping to L. Rey for the tag. Suddenly, TNT rushes into the ring, but L. Rey warns him; and Magnum stops TNT in his tracks with a jumping superkick. The crowd’s cheers get louder.*
Tom: Houses Of The Holy! Magnum somehow stops TNT with the Wave Goodbye!
Jeannie: All he needs to do is tag L. Rey, and they have a chance to win this one.
*Magnum gets up and tries to tag in L. Rey, but Talia gets up, grabs Magnum, and turns him around. She goes for a punch, but Magnum moves out of the way, causing her to swing around. Magnum grabs her from behind in a straight jacket hold and hits her with a sit out rear mat slam.*
Tom: Talia Dreams A Little Dream thanks to Magnum!
Jeannie: I think it’s just a matter of time before he tags in L. Rey. He needs to hurry up and do it, or else T.N.T. will take over.
*Magnum gets up. He tries to tag in L. Rey again, but Tracy stops him this time, grabbing him by his hair. However, Magnum strikes her with his elbow, spinning Tracy around. Magnum grabs Tracy from behind and hits her with a jumping neckbreaker slam.*
Tom: Tigers Fan to Tracy Jones.
Jeannie: Now, tag L. Rey, Magnum! Tag him!
*Magnum gets up, jumps over to his corner, and tags in L. Rey. The crowd goes wild as L. Rey jumps onto the top rope. Talia is the first to get up. She turns around and is met with a springboard enziguiri from L. Rey.*
Tom: L. Rey enters the match in spectacular fashion, connecting on Talia with El Angel Wave!
Jeannie: Looks like the tide has turned for Magnum and L. Rey’s favor.
*Tracy gets up. She turns around and is hit with 20 rapid fire punches from L. Rey, followed by a Stone Cold Stunner. The crowd’s cheers just get louder and louder.*
Tom: El Angel Stunner to Tracy!
Jeannie: He’s so fast and so furious! Ooh! I have to have him!!!!
*TNT gets up and turns around. L. Rey charges at TNT, but he sidesteps L. Rey. However, L. Rey just jumps onto the rope, springboards off, and hits TNT with a springboard moonsault into a reverse DDT. He grabs TNT’s leg for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Talia breaks up the pin.*
Tom: Damn! L. Rey had the match won with El Angel DDT, but Talia stops that from happening! Damn!
Jeannie: Calm down, Ron Simmons! This match ain’t over.
*Talia picks up L. Rey and lifts him up for a spinning powerbomb. However, as she spins him, Talia accidentally hits the referee with L. Rey’s head. He falls down to the mat as Talia keeps spinning L. Rey around and then drops him.*
Tom: Dammit! Not only has Talia stopped L. Rey’s momentum with Safety Last, but she also knocked down the referee.
Jeannie: Not like it really matter. Seriously, why hasn’t he tried to get everyone to return to their corners!
*Talia goes for a pin but sees the referee down. She gets up and goes over to wake him up. However, he is down and out. As this goes on, L. Rey suddenly kips up. Talia turns around, and L. Rey grab’s Talia’s head and hits her with a sitout jawbreaker. Talia stays on her knees, holding her mouth as L. Rey gets up. Suddenly, L. Rey gives Talia two stiff kicks to the chest and follows them up with a high-speed roundhouse kick to the back of the head.*
Tom: And, Talia gets El Fabricante De Aureola for her troubles.
Jeannie: Damn! L. Rey is on fire! And, I ain’t sayin’ that because he’s incredibly hot!
Tom: But, he is hot. Wait…you mean physically attractive “hot,” didn’t you?
Jeannie: Yes, and you said L. Rey is hot. I guess I’m not the only one who likes him.
Tom: Shut up!
*L. Rey grabs Talia and throws her out of the ring. Suddenly, Tracy gets up and charges at L. Rey for a clothesline. L. Rey rolls out of the way, jumps of onto ropes, and springboards off, going for El Angel Wave. However, Tracy ducks with a bridging evasion move; and L. Rey hits the mat. Undeterred, L. Rey gets and goes for a rolling wheel kick; but Tracy moves out of the way with a cartwheel evasion. L. Rey lands on his feet and jumps onto the top rope. Tracy turns around and charges at L. Rey. L. Rey jumps off, going for Angel De Cayendo (somersault corkscrew leg drop or somersault corkscrew senton), but Tracy ducks, runs into the ropes, and bounces off of them. L. Rey lands on his feet and runs to the ropes. Tracy charges at L. Rey but is hit with a feint shining wizard spun backwards into a back heel kick.*
Tom: Unbelievable! El Angel Attack to Tracy after she avoids two of L. Rey’s moves!
Jeannie: She shouldn’t have run towards L. Rey. She should have avoid him until he made a mistake and ran into something or someone.
* Suddenly, Nicole runs into the ring and hits L. Rey with a single-leg facebreaker.*
Tom: Sweet Shauna In Sauna! Nicole just stopped L. Rey’s roll with Whatever-However!
Jeannie: That was smart of her to wait on the apron until L. Rey stopped. It may have only been for a second, but she took advantage. And, it may have paid off nicely.
*Nicole goes to pick up L. Rey, but suddenly, Magnum grabs her from behind. L. Rey rolls out of the ring to catch his bearings. Magnum holds his fist up, looking like he wants to punch Nicole. The crow cheers Magnum on as Nicole begs Magnum not to hit her. After what seems like an eternity, Magnum drops his fist. Nicole breathes a sigh of relief as the crowd boos. Suddenly, Magnum pulls Nicole close to his body and plants a deep, passionate kiss on her. The crowd is stunned in silence.*
Jeannie: WHAT THE HELL!? NO! DON’T KISS HER, MAGNUM! SHE’LL JUST BETRAY YOU!!!!
Tom: Well, it’s better than what our crowd. It’s nice to see how progressive they are, wanting a man to punch a defenseless woman.
Jeannie: Hey! She’s not THAT defenseless.
Tom: True, but still.
*After several minutes, Magnum breaks the kiss. He then turns to the camera, raises his eyebrows, and smiles. Then, he lets go of Nicole and backs away. Suddenly, L. Rey jumps up onto the top rope, jumps off, and hits Nicole from behind with a springboard forearm strike that sends her flying to the outside. L. Rey kips up, and he and Magnum high five in celebration.*
Tom: La Espada De Damocles to a distracted Nicole thanks to that kiss.
Jeannie: I wonder if they planned that.
Tom: Does it really matter? It looks like it worked.
*Magnum and L. Rey are still celebrating when, suddenly, TNT jumps up, charges at them, and hits them with a double clothesline. It appears that he saw Magnum’s kiss to Nicole as he pounces on Magnum with a flurry of punches. L. Rey gets up and pulls TNT off of Magnum by his hair. However, TNT swings his leg behind, hitting L. Rey in the crotch. TNT turns around, picks up L. Rey, and hits gutwrench side piledriver.*
Tom: Nitro Driver to TNT! And, he is pissed!
Jeannie: Wow! That’s as big of an understatement as “The universe is big.”
*TNT turns around to Magnum, who has gotten up. TNT violently kicks Magnum in the stomach; Magnum bends over in pain. TNT grabs Magnum’s hair and hits him with several knee shots in his stomach. L. Rey gets and goes to Magnum’s aid, but a kick to his head from TNT stops that from happening; L. Rey lands on the mat, holding his head. Then, TNT picks up Magnum into a horizontal back to belly suplex hold and spin him into a sitout facebuster on top of L. Rey. The audience lets out an empathic groans and then boos TNT.*
Tom: By The Power Of Grayskull! TNT hits Magnum with the Chemical Explosion onto L. Rey!
Jeannie: Damn! He is pissed! I can’t even imagine what’s going to happen to Nicole after this match is done!
Tom: Her only saving grace could be a win for her team!
Jeannie: Well, it looks like that might happen if TNT can keep channeling his anger well.
*TNT gets up and picks up Magnum. He hits Magnum with several European uppercuts and then kicks Magnum in the stomach. Then, TNT picks up Magnum in a straight jacket hold and hits him with a sitout powerbomb.*
Tom: And now, TNT hits Magnum with the Explosion Bomb.
Jeannie: I just realized, with the referee down, TNT can pretty much do anything he wants to with Magnum right now!
Tom: God, I hope TNT doesn’t realize this!
*TNT gets up and picks up Magnum by his hair. Suddenly, TNT headbutts Magnum with his noseguard. TNT winces from the pain, but he doesn’t seem to care about it. He’s more focused on beating the crap out of Magnum. TNT viciously headbutts Magnum again. Then, he headbutts Magnum again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again. As this goes on, L. Rey starts stirring around. TNT continues to headbutt Magnum. L. Rey gets up and suddenly kicks TNT in the crotch. He lets out a groan and lets go of Magnum’s hair. L. Rey moves onto the apron, gives Magnum a few slaps to the head to wake him up from the headbutts, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Amazingly, Magnum has enough wherewithal to grab TNT. He quickly hits him with a throat-first flapjack onto the top rope and then follows that up with a clothesline as TNT bounces up. Then, L. Rey jumps off the top rope and lands on TNT with a diving double foot stomp.*
Tom: Hot Damn! Kiss The Sabre and Cayendo De Los Cielos to TNT!
Jeannie: If only the referee wasn’t, they would have this match won!
*Almost on cue, Magnum goes over to the referee to revive him. As his goes on, L. Rey waits for TNT go get up. He starts stirring around, holding him gut and throat. Meanwhile, as Magnum is helping the referee, Talia and Tracy come from out of nowhere and grab Magnum pulling him to the outside. They start punching and stomping on him. Magnum fights them off, but a lowblow from Talia stops him. Magnum falls to the floor. Talia and Tracy get up. Talia grabs Magnum’s legs as Tracy walks back from them. Then, Talia catapults Magnum, and Tracy charges at him and hits Magnum with a leg lariat, knocking Magnum back to the floor.*
Tom: Oh no! Magnum gets hit with the Hand Grenade on the outside.
Jeannie: L. Rey better be careful. He needs to wrap this match up before the girls pounce on him.
*In the ring, TNT gets up in a bent-over position. L. Rey runs to the ropes behind TNT, bounces off of them, charges at TNT, flips over him, and hits him with an Unprettier. The crowd goes wild, thinking the match is over.*
Tom: El Angel De Muerte!
Jeannie: It’s over! Just get the referee to wake, L. Rey!
*TNT writhes on the mat, holding his nose, and rolls out of the ring. L. Rey goes over to the referee to wake him up. Suddenly, a Japanese man in a trendy shirt, jeans, and sneakers holding a steel chair runs through the crowd, jumps over the guardrail, and runs into the ring. He stands up, and we see that it’s Damien Blood from TigerPath. L. Rey turns around, and Damien smashes the chair over L. Rey’s head. L. Rey falls to the mat, and Damien just laughs. The crowd boos Damien mercilessly. Then, he exits the ring when he sees the referee starting to come to.*
Tom: What the hell!
Jeannie: That’s Damien Blood from TigerPath!
Tom: What the hell is Damien Blood doing!?
Jeannie: I don’t believe it! Damien Blood just hit L. Rey with a steel chair! But why!?
Tom: Oh, I have an idea! Maybe TNT put him up to it!
Jeannie: But how!?
Tom: Does it really matter!? They just stole this match!
*The referee finally gets up, but he’s still wobbly from what happened earlier. Then, L. Rey gets up slowly, still feeling the effects of that steel chair shot. Suddenly, Tracy jumps onto the apron, jumps onto the top rope, jumps off, and hits L. Rey with a springboard double knee strike to L. Rey’s chest. Then, she grabs L. Rey’s legs for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…3! *The bell rings, the crowd boos, and TNT’s music plays.*
Finkel: Here are your winners—TOBY NICHOLAS TUCKER, TRACY JONES, NICOLE MICHAELS, AND TALIA BELL, TNT.
Tom: Dammit! Tracy gets the three count with the Crash Landing, and this one is over!
Jeannie: Amazing! Not only did TNT trick Magnum and L. Rey into a 4-on-2 handicap match, he also got Damien Blood to come to America to help him win the match! The man is a sexy genius!
*Tracy jumps up in celebration. TNT runs into the ring, and Tracy jumps into his arms in celebration. Nicole and Talia, who has L. Rey’s guitar for some reason, enter the ring, and all celebrate their victory as the crowd boos them. Suddenly, Magnum reenters the ring and checks on L. Rey. However, Magnum doesn’t notice that his opponents have stopped celebrating and have turned their attention to him. Then, he suddenly realizes something is off and gets up; but it’s too late. Damien reenters the ring and smashes the chair over Magnum’s back. Then, he picks up Magnum and holds him for TNT, who then smashes the guitar over Magnum’s head. The boos get louder. Some people throw garbage. L. Rey then slowly gets up. However, he is met with another chair shot from Damien, this time on his back; and TNT grabs him and hits him with a reverse thrown F-5 into a forward Russian legsweep.*
Tom: Dammit, no!
Jeannie: There’s the cherry on top—L. Rey’s guitar to Magnum’s head and another chair shot and Dynamite to L. Rey!
Tom: This is unnecessary!
*TNT, Tracy, Nicole, Talia, and Damien leave the ring with L. Rey and Magnum still on the mat. They raise their hands up in victory as the audience boos them.*
Jeannie: Well, I hope their happy, because the war between T.N.T. and L. Rey and Magnum is far from over.
Tom: This is disgusting! Cut to something else, please!
*We cut to a promo for W*I*G’s next PPV.*
