Official W*I*G: Attrition Thread

[Serious Fan]

This thread will be for the next PPV, which is TBA, or to be announced. Here are the matches so far:

W*I*G Attrition
April 26, 2009
Live on Pay-Per View

WIG World Heavyweight Championship: Final Encounter Dog Collar "I Quit" Match
Coltrane (C) vs Synthy Eris

WIG World Tag Team Championship
Gauntlet Match; Final Round is No-Disqualification

The White Boys (C) vs The Latin Lovers vs James Bon Jovi and The Maxx vs The Highland Diamonds vs The Superstars vs The Johannsons vs Paul's Boutique vs Brash and Weird vs Team Ireland vs Team Raft-Shack

WIG Undisputed Women's Championship

Rosie (C) vs Ykaterina Milasonova vs Lana De La Croix vs Lexi Dyionisi vs Danny Taylor vs Chick Aura vs Fannie Package vs Talia Bell vs BR Juri Sadamoto vs ?

All Interference barred. Violators will be fired, along with the person they interfere for.

James "Magnum" Constance vs Damien Blood

Ladder Match: Maeve O'Hare's Trophy on the Line

Maeve O'Hare vs Molly Ringworm

Gigantor Maximus vs Archibald Barnes

Aidan Donnelly vs Chaz Stone

Guitar on a Pole Match

Vile and Joshua vs Lily Rose and Tanya Flaire

Aqil Ghassan vs Malakai Larkin*

* Only if Aqil accepts Malakai's challenge.

So far, it looks like it will be a good PPV.

[The Latin Lovers' Lady]

All I know is that the Latin Lovers better be in that Gauntlet Match!

[Pope With No God... Yet]

Maybe fickle, but I would like to see at least one title change. At least the tag titles.

[Greedo]

Seems like Maeve O'Hare vs. Molly Ringworm in a Ladder Match is a go too.

No word yet on whether Synthy has accepted Coltrane's "I Quit" challenge.

Wouldn't be surprised to see Earnest... I mean, Malaki take on Aqil Ghassan.

[Greedo]

It seems that Coltrane vs. Synthy has another interesting twist. A Chain Match in addition to the "I Quit" stipulation, if I understood her promo correctly. This PPV is going to be great.

It looks like we might also see an epic match between Gigantor Maximus & Archibald Barnes... INSTANT CLASSIC!!!

[fanniespackage]

I hope that Fannie is in the match for the Women's Title I want to see her win that, then she could go on to fight Coltrane & take the World Heavyweight Title too!

[Serious Fan]

Updated the card. Looks like it will be another good PPV.

[Serious Fan]

Well, the participants in the Women's Title and Tag Team Title matches have been announced. It looks like these matches could be the best in a long while.

[Obscure Man]

I'll get the ball rolling on PPV predictions.

WIG World Heavyweight Championship: Final Encounter Dog Collar "I Quit" Match
Coltrane (C) vs Synthy Eris

This is a hard one to call. Coltrane won the first bout and the second was a draw. Logic would state that Synthy would pick up the victory and the belt this time, but that depends on if W*I*G* is confident in Synthy as the face of the promotion. Therefore... I'll wager on Coltrane retaining through a hellish battle.

WIG World Tag Team Championship
Gauntlet Match; Final Round is No-Disqualification

The White Boys (C) vs The Latin Lovers vs James Bon Jovi and The Maxx vs The Highland Diamonds vs The Superstars vs The Johannsons vs Paul's Boutique vs Brash and Weird vs Team Ireland vs Team Raft-Shack

Another toughie to predict. I'll go with my gut and side with Team Raft-Shack to pick up their first championship together.

WIG Undisputed Women's Championship

Rosie (C) vs Ykaterina Milasonova vs Lana De La Croix vs Lexi Dyionisi vs Danny Taylor vs Chick Aura vs Fannie Package vs Talia Bell vs BR Juri Sadamoto vs ?

Another interesting bout. Here, I'll put my money on Fannie Package finally taking that belt she nearly won at Halloween Hell. She truly deserves it after the result of that match.

All Interference barred. Violators will be fired, along with the person they interfere for.

James "Magnum" Constance vs Damien Blood

I see Damien Blood picking up the win here. That guy is messed up and something tells me Constance won't be able to equal his opponent's bloodthirsty attitude.

Ladder Match: Maeve O Hare's Trophy on the Line

Maeve O Hare vs Molly Ringworm

Maeve O Hare in a ladder match? That'll be a spectacle for certain. I'll give it to Molly Ringworm to claim that trophy and increase O'Hare's hatred for her even more.

Gigantor Maximus vs Archibald Barnes

I predict a stalemate here. It's not logically possible for either of these two to win anything, even though I am a huge fan of them both.

Aidan Donnelly vs Chaz Stone

Ireland vs Scotland eh? I'll say that Aidan screws Chaz Stone out of a victory through some form of nefarious means. Most likely involving Coach O'Hare.

Guitar on a Pole Match

Vile and Joshua vs Lily Rose and Tanya Flaire

Interesting that Joshua is involved here. I'll give it to Vile though to further intensify the rivalry that's been brewing between these two.

Malakai Larkin vs Aqil Ghassan

No idea is this one will even occur. However, if it does happen, I'm going to give it to Aqil. He deserves to get some form of retribution from the former Earnest. That and... since when was the last time Earnest won a PPV match by himself?

[Serious Fan]

Here are my predictions:

WIG World Heavyweight Championship: Final Encounter Dog Collar "I Quit" Match
Coltrane (C) vs Synthy Eris

Winner: Coltrane. I see him having a Samoa Joe/Bryan Danielson like reign: he holds onto the title for so long, building to a big match in which he will drop it.

WIG World Tag Team Championship
Gauntlet Match; Final Round is No-Disqualification

The White Boys (C) vs The Latin Lovers vs James Bon Jovi and The Maxx vs The Highland Diamonds vs The Superstars vs The Johannsons vs Paul's Boutique vs Brash and Weird vs Team Ireland vs Team Raft-Shack

Winner: The White Boys. I somehow see the White Boys pulling off an upset and retain their titles. I think they want to make these guys uber-heels, and that would do it.

WIG Undisputed Women's Championship

Rosie (C) vs Ykaterina Milasonova vs Lana De La Croix vs Lexi Dyionisi vs Danny Taylor vs Chick Aura vs Fannie Package vs Talia Bell vs BR Juri Sadamoto vs ?

Winner: Fannie Package. I think it is time for W*I*G to have a face champion.

All Interference barred. Violators will be fired, along with the person they interfere for.

James "Magnum" Constance vs Damien Blood

Winner: Damien Blood. I think Magnum's anger will get the better of him and cost him the match.

Ladder Match: Maeve O'Hare's Trophy on the Line

Maeve O'Hare vs Molly Ringworm

Winner: Maeve. This is a violent match, and she is a violent woman.

Gigantor Maximus vs Archibald Barnes

Winner: Barnes. Though, it should be a great comedy match.

Aidan Donnelly vs Chaz Stone

Winner: Chaz Stone. I think Team Ireland is going to keep on having problems. I do not think they'll lose all their matches. I think it would be best if Maeve was the only one to get the victory, creating some tension in the group.

Guitar on a Pole Match

Vile and Joshua vs Lily Rose and Tanya Flaire

Winner: Vile and Joshua. Lily Rose is the rock star, and this is her specialty. And, there is a huge trend of wrestlers losing their specialty matches.

Aqil Ghassan vs Malakai Larkin*

* Only if Aqil accepts Malakai's challenge.

Winner: Aqil. I think he will not only accept but also win the match, leading to a lengthy feud in which Malakai tries to beat Aqil to get back into The Innocent only to lose over and over.

[The Latin Lovers' Lady]

Well, I guess I'll do some predicting as well:

WIG World Heavyweight Championship: Final Encounter Dog Collar "I Quit" Match
Coltrane (C) vs Synthy Eris

Winner: Synthy. I think it's time she gets the title.

WIG World Tag Team Championship
Gauntlet Match; Final Round is No-Disqualification

The White Boys (C) vs The Latin Lovers vs James Bon Jovi and The Maxx vs The Highland Diamonds vs The Superstars vs The Johannsons vs Paul's Boutique vs Brash and Weird vs Team Ireland vs Team Raft-Shack

Winner: The Latin Lovers. It's about time they get their shot at the titles. Though, it would be better if they were the only ones challenging for the titles. Nevertheless, they will survive the other teams and win.

WIG Undisputed Women's Championship

Rosie (C) vs Ykaterina Milasonova vs Lana De La Croix vs Lexi Dyionisi vs Danny Taylor vs Chick Aura vs Fannie Package vs Talia Bell vs BR Juri Sadamoto vs ?

Winner: Ykaterina. I think after losing the GND Title to Rosie, she'll get her revenge by taking the W*I*G Woman's Title from her.

All Interference barred. Violators will be fired, along with the person they interfere for.

James "Magnum" Constance vs Damien Blood

Winner: Magnum. I think he'll be able to channel his anger productively and pull off a victory.

Ladder Match: Maeve O'Hare's Trophy on the Line

Maeve O'Hare vs Molly Ringworm

Winner: Molly. I think Team Ireland's troubles will continue.

Gigantor Maximus vs Archibald Barnes

Winner: the people who don't watch this match.

Aidan Donnelly vs Chaz Stone

Winner: Chaz. Again, Team Ireland's losing streak will cotinue.

Guitar on a Pole Match

Vile and Joshua vs Lily Rose and Tanya Flaire

Winner: Rose and Flaire. I think the girls can pull off a victory, especially against a guy who can only kick.

Aqil Ghassan vs Malakai Larkin*

* Only if Aqil accepts Malakai's challenge.

Winner: Ghassan. I think this will be the beginning of a losing streak for Malakai.

[Greedo]

Predicitions, predictions...

WIG World Heavyweight Championship: Final Encounter Dog Collar "I Quit" Match
Coltrane (C) vs Synthy Eris

Da Winnah: It has to be Coltrane. The man is an unstoppable jerk-hole heel. It'll be a tad demoralising to see Synthy fall, but it'll make Coltrane the biggest heel ever.

WIG World Tag Team Championship
Gauntlet Match; Final Round is No-Disqualification

The White Boys (C) vs The Latin Lovers vs James Bon Jovi and The Maxx vs The Highland Diamonds vs The Superstars vs The Johannsons vs Paul's Boutique vs Brash and Weird vs Team Ireland vs Team Raft-Shack

Da Winnah: Tough call. Latin Lovers maybe. Or perhaps The Superstars will shock us all. All I know is, if the White Boys win I am THROUGH with W*I*G. I'm sick of them being given all the breaks & managing to not be stripped of the titles despite NEVER defending them. The sooner they're sent packing the better.

WIG Undisputed Women's Championship

Rosie (C) vs Ykaterina Milasonova vs Lana De La Croix vs Lexi Dyionisi vs Danny Taylor vs Chick Aura vs Fannie Package vs Talia Bell vs BR Juri Sadamoto vs ?

Da Winnah: Tough call again with so many in the mix. I'd like to see Juri or Danny Taylor win. Maybe even Chick Aura.

All Interference barred. Violators will be fired, along with the person they interfere for.

James "Magnum" Constance vs Damien Blood

Da Winnah: Is this feud STILL going on? Another extension of the TNT/Magnum/L. Rey feud. Magnum needs to leave this crap behind. Hoping a victory here leads to bigger things for him.

Ladder Match: Maeve O'Hare's Trophy on the Line

Maeve O'Hare vs Molly Ringworm

Da Winnah: I was surprised that Molly beat Maeve last month. I won't be surprised when Molly beats her this month. It'll be interesting to see Maeve in a Ladder Match anyway. She'll be out of her depth, I imagine.

Gigantor Maximus vs Archibald Barnes

Da Winnah: Piss-take piss-break. THE MIGHTY GIGANTOR picks up his first ever win over a legend.

Aidan Donnelly vs Chaz Stone

Da Winnah: I'm backing Chaz Stone on this one. That man deserves to go on a major roll & get back to main events.

Guitar on a Pole Match

Vile and Joshua vs Lily Rose and Tanya Flaire

Da Winnah: Lily & Tanya. I'd nearly forgot about this match. Why aren't they hyping this more? Vile seems to have slipped into being a total jobber in W*I*G. Maybe someone's trying to tell her something.

Aqil Ghassan vs Malakai Larkin*

* Only if Aqil accepts Malakai's challenge.

Da Winnah: I've a feeling Aqil will not back down & I've a feeling that Earnest deserves to get another PPV win. He's too good to be used in comedy matches against Gigantor Maximus.

[Obscure Man]

Eh, well that's wierd. It was all going so well up until the Aidan vs Chaz E Stone match. Then all of a sudden, my internet fee... I mean, my PPV feed cuts out. What gives? I'd expect this kind of thing from lesser companies, but this is W*I*G! Honestly, this pisses me off. We didn't even get to the Tag Team Title Gauntlet match or the I Quit Dog Collar bout!

Boy, I hope somebody gets fired for this blunder.

[Serious Fan]

Apr 29, 2009 1:39:03 GMT -5 Obscure Man said:

Eh, well that's wierd. It was all going so well up until the Aidan vs Chaz E Stone match. Then all of a sudden, my internet fee... I mean, my PPV feed cuts out. What gives? I'd expect this kind of thing from lesser companies, but this is W*I*G! Honestly, this pisses me off. We didn't even get to the Tag Team Title Gauntlet match or the I Quit Dog Collar bout!

Boy, I hope somebody gets fired for this blunder.

Well, they did air the second half of the PPV. So, problem solve.

As for the PPV, I cannot believe that Synthy beat Coltrane. I glad she won the match, but I did not think that they would take the W*I*G World Title off of him so quickly. Now, we will have to see how Synthy does as W*I*G World Heavyweight Champion.