Official W*I*G JUNEhem Thread

[Greedo]

Pro Wrestling W*I*G Presents
W*I*G JUNEhem
Jume 14th 2009
Live on Pay-Per View

Colvin Cup Finals
Joshua & Vile vs. Jason Hereford & Danny Taylor

W*I*G* Tag Team Title Match
Highland Diamonds vs Team Raft Shack

Undisputed W*I*G Women's Title Match
Fannie Package vs Lana De La Croix

Street Fight
Malakai Larkin vs Aqil Ghassan

First Blood Match
Jimmy "Magnum" Constance vs Damien Blood

Eight-Person Tag-Team Match
Team Ireland vs. Trauma + Fright, Chaz Stone & Molly Ringworm

Gigantor Maximus vs Timmy Barnes

James Bon Jovi and The Maxx vs The Latin Lovers

TNT vs L Rey

And I'm not exactly blown away YET!
I expect more matches will be added, but THIS is what we have so far? Nothing that makes me want to get this show right away. Why woul W*I*G waste valuable PPV time with a comedy act like Gigantor Maximus when some people probably won't get a match on the show at all?

EDIT: Okay, this is a little better... actually ALOT better.

EDIT Again: Updated the card a little, as well as the name. Looking much better, but still no W*I*G World Title match? What gives?

[Obscure Man]

Yeah, I agree with you there. While finally seeing Malakai Larkin and Aqil Ghassan face off in the ring is kind of intriguing, it's not quite enough to get me to fork over money to pay for it. As for Gigantor Maximus vs Timmy Barnes... yeah, I ain't paying for that either.

Hopefully they'll announce more stuff soon. Or at the very least, the title matches.

[Greedo]

Card updated.

Fannie vs. Lana should be an interesting match. I hope it doesn't lead to a tired old heel turn by one or the other especially as both are such good faces.

And I REALLY hope this is Magnum's last bout with Damien Blood, both are good, but this is really an extension of the Magnum/TNT feud & that's really run it's course. Magnum should be getting matches outside of the same circle of guys &, sorry to say, he probably needs to cut his ties with L. Rey who is nowhere near as entertaining, in or out of the ring. Magnum looked to be going so good last year, now it's like he's stuck in 2nd gear or something...

[Pope With No God... Yet]

I'm more eager to see what Synthy will do and who she will face at MAYhem.

As for the Neverending Story that is Magnum/TNT... I think WIG is trying to match TNA's Young vs Roode feud in length and apathy.

[Serious Fan]

I kind of like the Magnum/Damien fued, but this should be the last match.

Also, judging by the latest Stone Quarry, there might be a match between TNT and L. Rey.

[Greedo]

May 15, 2009 19:33:02 GMT -5 Pope With No God... Yet said:

I'm more eager to see what Synthy will do and who she will face at MAYhem.

As for the Neverending Story that is Magnum/TNT... I think WIG is trying to match TNA's Young vs Roode feud in length and apathy.

I just wish they'd let it die. At this point, I have no interest any more in this feud or it's resultant spin-offs (TNT vs. L. Rey? WHOOP-DE-DAMN-DOO! ). Bad enough it just came out of nowhere... but it has been dragged on to the point where I simply don't care. Magnum was looking to be on fire late last year, now he's been sapped of all momentum & it'll probably be a while before he gets it back. Are W*I*G just unsure that he can cope outside of this circle of 4 guys that he's been constantly embroiled with?
I dub this match & L. Rey/TNT the unofficial (probably very long) piss-breaks of this PPV. Long may the flushing continue.

Looks like we might see The White Boys in a match too. What a treat! How come they never actually did anything when they were champions? W*I*G should've fired their asses months ago. I hope it's a long, long time before they even get a sniff of any W*I*G titles.

[Totally Eddie]

So like, who is Synthy going to face? She just had an AWESOME feud with Coltrane and now she's the champ...I hope they don't just give her a throwaway match. That'd be a major buzzkill seeing as how she's on a roll.

And I can't say I'm excited for Barnes vs Gigantor...but hey, maybe Timmy has some talent that a few matches...even against Gigantor...might be able to bring to bare.

[Greedo]

Thay pushed this show so far back it's now called JUNEhem?
I hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

[Serious Fan]

Jun 6, 2009 19:15:24 GMT -5 Greedo said:

Thay pushed this show so far back it's now called JUNEhem?
I hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

Seriously! How could they not pick a date May? Not only that, but MAYhem was a good name that fits.

And, who came up with "JUNEhem"? They could not find another name! I could have picked a better name out of a hat!

[Greedo]

The card appears to be finalized.
Looks as if Synthy's going to have a White Boys-type title reign.

[Obscure Man]

Strange that Synthy isn't featured on the card, but I suppose there's a reason behind the exclusion. Now then, guess I'll kick off the predictions.

Colvin Cup Finals
Joshua & Vile vs. Jason Hereford & Danny Taylor

I somehow think Hereford and Taylor are going to pull this one out. Not to take away from Joshua or Vile, who are both pretty talented in their own right, but I'm expecting the two with the brains to win and become the first Colvin Cup winners.

W*I*G* Tag Team Title Match
Highland Diamonds vs Team Raft Shack

Highland Diamonds just won the belts last month. Team Raft Shack may be a fanstastic pairing and they did come close last time to beating them, but I see the Diamonds winning the second time as well. Way too soon to take the belts off of them.

Undisputed W*I*G Women's Title Match
Fannie Package vs Lana De La Croix

Again, way too soon to hotshot the belts off the champs. I see Fannie winning here, though with Lana being made to look like a very legitimate contender and possibly setting up a rematch.

Street Fight
Malakai Larkin vs Aqil Ghassan

I have a feeling this one isn't gonna be pretty, considering the issues between these two. Perhaps a clash of styles, but who knows how the actual match will turn out? As for who wins, I think Malakai is finally going to get a win over someone without interference.

First Blood Match
Jimmy "Magnum" Constance vs Damien Blood

And so this battle continues. Perhaps this will finally be the match where we see a conclusion? No clue. But I do predict that James Constance will pick up the victory here, since I believe Damien Blood got the duke last time.

Eight-Person Tag-Team Match
Team Ireland vs. Trauma + Fright, Chaz Stone & Molly Ringworm

I'll definitely say this. The latter team is one of the strangest combinations I've ever seen. That said, I'll give it to those four, perhaps to build up to a series of further encounters between the groups?

Gigantor Maximus vs Timmy Barnes

Timmy Barnes wins. Sorry Gigantor. I love ya, but not even I think you can actually beat someone. Not even this... Barnes guy.

James Bon Jovi and The Maxx vs The Latin Lovers

So, we finally get a one on one encounter between these two duos. Should definitely be an intriguing match up. Winner wise, I'll go for the Latin Lovers this time around. Though somehow, I don't think their victory will do anything to dampen this heated rivalry.

TNT vs L Rey

I don't think these two have ever fought one on one in a match, so this is possibly a first. The victor here I suspect will be TNT, through interference aplenty by those three hags of his. And of course, this will probably set up a future bout, perhaps with a stipulation attached.

[Serious Fan]

Here are my predictions

Colvin Cup Finals
Joshua & Vile vs. Jason Hereford & Danny Taylor

Winner: Hereford and Taylor. They are the sneakier team, and I suspect their brains will beat out Joshua and Vile's brawns.

W*I*G* Tag Team Title Match
Highland Diamonds vs Team Raft Shack

Winner: The Highland Diamonds. They just won the titles, and hotshotting the titles, especially after a long reign by a team that hardly defended them, would be a bad idea.

Undisputed W*I*G Women's Title Match
Fannie Package vs Lana De La Croix

Winner: Fannie. She just won the title, and she's the stronger of the two. Though, I would not be surprised if Lana put up a good fight.

Street Fight
Malakai Larkin vs Aqil Ghassan

Winner: Malakai. I think this match will get him back into the Innocent's good graces.

First Blood Match
Jimmy "Magnum" Constance vs Damien Blood

Winner: Damien Blood. This is his specialty, and Magnum won the last match. Hopefully though, this will end their feud.

Eight-Person Tag-Team Match
Team Ireland vs. Trauma + Fright, Chaz Stone & Molly Ringworm

Winner: Team Ireland. Sure they have not had much luck lately, but they have been a team longer than Stone, Molly, and Trauma + Fight.

Gigantor Maximus vs Timmy Barnes

Winner: Gigantor. I cannot believe I just typed that, but Timmy looks green as hell.

James Bon Jovi and The Maxx vs The Latin Lovers

Winner: Bon Jovi and The Maxx. They lost to them at the World Tag Team Title Gauntlet, so I suspect that they are going to get their revenge against the Lovers.

TNT vs L Rey

Winner: L. Rey. He has pinned TNT twice. So, I suspect they are going for a feud where TNT cannot beat L. Rey; and it just drives him crazy.