Post by Reynaldo Fernandéz on Dec 6, 2009 19:03:12 GMT -5
Howard Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the W*I*G Blazing Path Championship…
*TNT’s music plays.* www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCX8gDW4YS0
Finkel: Introducing first, the challenger, coming down the aisle, at 6 feet 5 inches, weighing at 252 pounds, from Superior, Arizona, being accompanied by Nicole Michaels—Toby Nicholas Tucker, TNT.
*TNT and Nicole come out to the boos of the crowd. TNT is wearing that black noseguard for his injured nose, black wrestling tights with “TNT” in white down the legs and a flame design on the legs, white wrist tape, and black cowboy boots with a fire design on them. He also has that horseshoe tied to a rope around his neck. Nicole has on a black shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes and is holding a towel. Pyro goes off as they walk to the ring, walk up the steps, and walk onto the apron. TNT enters the ring and walks over to a far corner. Nicole follows him on the apron. He takes off the horseshoe and hands it to her.*
Tom Bailey: Here’s a bonus match for all you fans out there. James “Magnum” Constance will defend his Blazing Path Championship against Toby Nicholas Tucker.
Jeannie Lawless: It’s like someone heard me make a wish and made it came true!
Tom: Knowing you, it didn’t exactly come true as TNT and Magnum are wrestling instead of doing something sexual with you.
Jeannie: Damn! Am I getting predictable?
*James “Magnum” Constance’s music plays.* www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR9WJToFsTs
Finkel: And, his opponent, coming down the aisle, at 6 feet 2 inches, weighting in at 245 pounds, from Honolulu Hawaii, by way of Detroit, Michigan—the W*I*G BLAZING PATH CHAMPION, JAMES “MAGNUM” CONSTANCE.
*James “Magnum” Constance comes out to a big pop. He is wearing sunglasses, a Detroit Tigers cap, a Hawaiian shirt, blue tropical floral design trunks, black knee pads, black boots, and the Blazing Path Title belt around his waist. He walks to the ring as some pyro goes off and enters it. Then, he takes off his cap, shirt, and sunglasses and hands them to the referee, who hands them to the timekeeper. Then, Magnum takes off the title belt and hands it to the ref. He holds it up for everyone to see.*
Tom: Well, this should be an interesting match as these two have a history together.
Jeannie: Yeah, a history that they share with L. Rey and Damien Blood, both of whom I suspect will play a part in this match.
Tom: You’ve got that right. Not only are L. Rey and Blood angry with TNT, but they also can’t be happy that TNT got a shot at the Blazing Path Title over them.
Jeannie: Expect this match to get out of hand.
*The ref hands the title to Howard Finkel, who then exits the ring with it. Then, the bell rings. Nicole gets down off the apron. TNT and Magnum circle each and appear to be about to tie up. However, Magnum looks directly at Nicole, blows her a kiss, winks at her, and says “Hey baby!” to her. Nicole looks shocked and blushes a little bit as the shock turns into flattery. TNT, on the other hand, isn’t flattered at all. He charges at Magnum with a clothesline. However, Magnum ducks it, whirls around TNT, grabs him from behind, and hits him with a German suplex, bridging it into a pin. The ref quickly drops down to count it.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT rolls out of the pin and onto his knees.*
*TNT looks a little surprise. But, he quickly gets up and charges at Magnum as he gets up. However, Magnum surprises him with a dropkick. TNT goes flying back into the ropes and bounces off of them. Magnum gets up and catches TNT with a hip toss. Then, Magnum runs to the ropes and bounces off of them. TNT gets up, turns around, and is met with a high knee strike that sends TNT flying to the opposite ropes and falls onto the apron. Magnum then runs back to the ropes he came from, bounces off of them, charges at TNT, and knocks him off the apron with a shoulder block. The crowd cheers loudly as Magnum gloats. Nicole quickly runs over to check on TNT.*
Tom: Whoa! James “Magnum” Constance looking impressive at the beginning of this match.
Jeannie: He also showed some intelligence. He knew that kiss and wink to Nicole would piss TNT, and he used it to his advantage.
Tom: Good point. It’s Magnum’s wrestling skills and intelligence that have made him the Blazing Path Champion.
*The referee begins a 10 count.*
Ref: 1…*Nicole helps up TNT.*
2…*Nicole wipes down TNT’s brow with the towel.*
3…*Unfortunately, TNT and Nicole don’t see Magnum climbing up the turnbuckles.*
4…*Magnum jumps off. Nicole screams and runs away. TNT turns around. And, Magnum hits TNT with a double axe handle to the head. TNT falls to the floor. The crowd cheers as Magnum picks up TNT and throws him into the ring.*
*Magnum reenters the ring as TNT gets up. He charges at TNT and hits him with a lariat takedown. Magnum gets up and waits for TNT to get up. He does, and Magnum dropkicks him, sending TNT flying back into a corner. He gets up, runs around the ring to get some momentum, charges at TNT, and hits him with a running splash. Then, he quickly grabs TNT’s head and runs out of the corner, going for a bulldog. However, TNT stops Magnum and picks him up for a back suplex. However, Magnum slips out of it, grabs TNT, and hits him with another bridging German suplex for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT kicks out.*
Tom: Magnum’s roll continues. If he keeps it up, then he’ll flatten TNT in no time.
Jeannie: Flatten TNT?
Tom: Yeah. Because he’s on a roll.
Jeannie: Oh! I’m an idiot.
Tom: Not gonna disagree with you there.
Jeannie: Hey!
*Both men get up. TNT tries to punch Magnum. However, Magnum ducks. TNT swings around. Magnum grabs him from behind, picks him up, and hits TNT with an atomic drop. TNT goes flying over the rope, but he manages to grab it and land on the apron. Magnum immediately runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at TNT. However, TNT surprises Magnum by dropping down and pulling down the rope. Magnum goes flying to the outside, landing on the floor with a hard thud. The crowd boos TNT for this. The ref walks over for a count, but TNT gets up and distracts him, arguing about something. The ref is confused by what TNT is saying, but it is distracting him from seeing Nicole sneak up on Magnum as he gets up. Suddenly, she charges at him and tries to kick in the abdomen. However, Magnum catches her in his peripherals and quickly jumps up. He just stares at Nicole and shakes his head in finger. Nicole backs away, and Magnum starts to follow. Unknown to Magnum, TNT has abandoned his argument and turns around, hoping to attack Magnum from behind. TNT jumps off the apron. However, Magnum soon realizes what’s going on. He turns around, catches TNT, and then rams him back first into the apron. The crowd cheers at Magnum’s intelligence.*
Tom: Sweet Uri Geller! Magnum showing some possible ESP as he catches TNT before he could attack him from behind.
Jeannie: Hmmm…I wonder if Magnum can read minds. Let’s see.
Tom: What are you doing?
Jeannie: I’m sending Magnum my telephone number telepathically.
Tom: You mean to tell me that you haven’t given Magnum your phone number by now?
Jeannie: No! Oh wait…I think I have. Oh well.
*Magnum quickly throws TNT back into the ring. He then enters it himself and hits TNT in the back with an elbow drop. Magnum gets up and hits him with another elbow drop. Magnum gets up again and hits TNT with another elbow drop. Then, he gets on top of TNT’s back and locks him into a camel clutch. TNT yells out in pain. The ref drops down to see if TNT wants to give up. He yells out “No!” This goes on for several seconds. Suddenly, the crowd perks up, noticing someone on the ramp. They start booing when they soon realize who it is. The cameras turn to show whom they are looking at: Damien Blood. He’s in his street clothes: white shirt with a dragon on it, blue jeans, and black sneakers. As he walks down the ramp, Nicole notices him coming, runs over to the timekeeper’s area, grabs a chair, and immediately runs over to intercept him. She gets between Damien and the ring, slams the chair down onto the ramp, and holds it up, threatening to hit him with it. Damien holds his arms up. The referee and Magnum quickly turn their attention to Nicole and Damien. The referee moves onto the apron, and Magnum lets go of the camel clutch.*
Tom: Oh great! Here comes Damien Blood.
Jeannie: Oooh! He looks sexy.
Tom: But, he’s not suppose to be out here.
Jeannie: Why don’t you go tell him that?
Tom: I would, but Nicole Michaels is already doing that.
*The referee yells at Damien to leave. But, he keeps trying to get past Nicole and at TNT. Magnum yells at Damien to come on into the ring, obviously wanting to get a piece of Damien himself. Suddenly, the crowd starts cheering as L. Rey runs down and attacks Damien from behind. Soon, both men are punching each other. The ref runs over to break them up, and soon other referees and security officials are running down to help him. They all try to break L. Rey and Damien apart, but they are too angry at each other to be held back.*
Tom: It’s L. Rey! What the hell!?
Jeannie: Oh my God! Magnum, TNT, Damien, and L. Rey!!!! This is a good match!
Tom: L. Rey must be out here to help out his friend Magnum.
Jeannie: Or, he could have been coming for TNT and wants to take Damien out before hand.
Tom: Either way, this needs to stop.
Jeannie: Judging by the bang up performance of the W*I*G Security team on previous occasions, I have a feeling that it won’t anytime soon.
*As this goes on, TNT gets up. He sees that Magnum is distracted, and an evil grin comes over his face. He walks over to a far corner where his horseshoe necklace is and grabs it. Then, he sneaks up behind Magnum as backs away from the ropes and hits him in the back with the horseshoe. The crowd boos loudly as Magnum falls to his knees in pain. Then, TNT wraps the necklace around Magnum’s throat and chokes him with it. Magnum struggles around but can’t break free.*
Jeannie: Uh-oh!
Tom: What the hell!?
Jeannie: Magnum’s in trouble.
Tom: I don’t believe this! L. Rey and Damien Blood’s fight has created a huge distraction, allowing TNT to attack Magnum with his horseshoe!
Jeannie: He’s just showing some intelligence by taking advantage of the situation.
Tom: I know, but I don’t like it.
*The refs and security guards have finally pull L. Rey and Damien apart and take them backstage. Meanwhile, TNT keeps choking Magnum with his necklace. As the L. Rey/Damien fight is broken up, the ref and Nicole turn attention back to the match. Nicole turns around first and sees TNT choking Magnum. She quickly yells at TNT to stop. He looks up to see that his distraction is over, unwraps the necklace from Magnum’s throat, and throws it to Nicole, who puts in her back pocket. The referee finally turns around and makes his way back to the ring. TNT then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, charges at Magnum, and hits him with a running big boot to the side of his head. Then, he quickly pins Magnum.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out.*
Tom: Magnum kicks out, but a lot of damage has been done.
Jeannie: If he keeps it up, we may have a new Blazing Path Champion.
*TNT gets up and quickly elbow drops Magnum’s back. He gets up and hits Magnum with another elbow drop. TNT gets up again and drops another elbow onto Magnum’s back. Then, he gets up, picks up Magnum, and whips him into a corner. Magnum bounces out of it, holding his back. TNT quickly grabs him and hits Magnum with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Magnum lands hard on the mat and jumps up in pain. TNT quickly gets up, turns around, and kicks Magnum in the back. Then, he picks Magnum up, places him into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. As Magnum hits the opposite ropes and bounces off of them, TNT catches him and hits Magnum with a backbreaker. TNT quickly picks Magnum up and hits him with a lifting side slam into a backbreaker. Magnum slips off onto the mat, writhing around in pain.*
Tom: Sweet Juicy Fruit! TNT with a vicious Combustible Element!
Jeannie: Thanks a lot! Now I have a craving for that gum.
Tom: Really? Just saying “Juicy Fruit” once gave you a huge craving for it?
Jeannie: I’m easy to suggestions.
Tom: That’s not the only thing you’re easy to.
Jeannie: Dammit! I walked right into that one!
*TNT stomps on Magnum’s back a few times. Then, he bends over, grabs Magnum, picks him up with a dead lift, and suddenly hits him with a bridging German suplex. TNT holds for the pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum rolls out of it and falls back into the ropes.*
*TNT quickly gets up. Magnum charges at him with a clothesline, but TNT ducks. Both men run to the ropes and bounces off of them. They charge at each other, but TNT ends up the winner as he hits Magnum with a bicycle kick. Magnum falls back into the ropes, and TNT charges at him, sending Magnum to the outside with a clothesline. Magnum lands on the floor. TNT walks over to a corner to take a breather. Nicole gets up onto the apron to wipe his brow with the towel. And, the ref starts a 10 count.*
Ref: 1…*Magnum remains on the arena floor.*
2…*Magnum still lays on the floor.*
3…*Magnum starts stirring around.*
4…*Magnum slowly gets up.*
5…*Magnum crawls over to the ring.*
6…*Magnum grabs the bottom and pulls himself up.*
7…*Suddenly, TNT moves onto the apron and kicks Magnum in the head, knocking him down to his knees.*
*The referee doesn’t take too kindly to this and gets into his face about. TNT reenters the ring and starts arguing with the ref. As this goes on, Nicole moves off the apron and sneaks up behind Magnum. She pulls out the horseshoe from her back pocket as Magnum pulls himself back up. Suddenly, Nicole pounces, hitting Magnum in the back several times with that horseshoe. However, the ref doesn’t see it as he’s arguing with TNT. After a few more punches, Nicole grabs Magnum and rams him back first into the steel guardrail. The crowd boos her mercilessly.*
Tom: Dammit! Why does this always happen?
Jeannie: What!?
Tom: Nicole Michaels is attacking Magnum’s back with that horseshoe while TNT has the referee distracted.
Jeannie: What are you talking about? I didn’t see anything.
Tom: What!? Are you blind!?
Jeannie: No! I’m just focusing on TNT. He looks so sexy when he’s arguing.
*TNT stops arguing with the ref and exits the ring. He walks over to Magnum, pulls him away from the guardrail, and rams him into it again. He just grins as the audience boos him. TNT then grabs Magnum and throws him into the ring. TNT reenter the ring, locks Magnum into a full nelson, and picks him up. Then, he hits Magnum with a dragon suplex, holding for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out.*
*TNT quickly gets up and kicks Magnum in the back. He picks up Magnum again and hits him with a tiger suplex, holding for another pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out.*
*TNT quickly gets up and knees Magnum in the face. Magnum falls to the mat, but TNT quickly picks back up. This time, he lifts Magnum up in a delayed vertical suplex. He hold Magnum up for almost 30 seconds and then drops him to the mat. He quickly covers Magnum.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out.*
*The crowd cheers on Magnum for his resiliency. TNT, however, is not amused by it. He slaps the mat in frustration. Then, he gets up, picks up Magnum, and whips him into a corner. Magnum hits the corners chest first and bounces out of it. TNT quickly charges at him and hits him in the back with an elbow strike. Magnum falls back into the corner. TNT then grabs Magnum from behind, lifts him up, and puts him onto the top turnbuckle. TNT climbs up to the second turnbuckle and tries to pick Magnum up. However, Magnum holds onto the ropes. So, TNT lets him go and starts pounding on Magnum’s back with several forearm shots. He tries to lift Magnum up again; this time he’s successful. Then, TNT climbs up to the top turnbuckle, lifts Magnum up, and drops him to the mat with a belly to back suplex. The crowd lets out a sympathetic groan and then boos TNT. He could care less about the crowd as he covers Magnum.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out. The crowd cheers. TNT screams in frustration.*
Tom: Amazing! Just amazing! Even though TNT unleashed a flurry of suplexes onto Magnum, he still managed to kick out of each pin attempt.
Jeannie: I hate to downplay what Magnum has been able to do, but does four suplexes really count as a “flurry”?
Tom: Well, what word would you have used to describe the numerous suplexes TNT did to Magnum?
Jeannie: Um…um…well…um…uh…well…you know what? “Flurry” works.
*TNT gets up and stomps furiously on Magnum’s back. Then, he drops a few knees onto Magnum’s back, followed by a few elbow drops. Then, TNT grabs Magnum’s arms and picks him up into a lifted double chicken wing. The referee walks over and asks Magnum if he wants to give up. Of course, Magnum says, “No.” Then, he struggles to get out of it, but TNT manages to hold on to him. However, Magnum keeps struggling to get out of the hold. He tries to trip TNT on a few occasions and nearly succeeds as TNT stumbles around trying to keep Magnum up and not fall down. After a few more of Magnum’s tries, TNT finally puts a stop to it: he headbutts Magnum in the back with his noseguard. Magnum screams out in pain, but that doesn’t stop TNT. He headbutts Magnum several more times. Eventually, the referee notices that something is up, walks around, and sees what TNT is doing. The ref slaps TNT on the shoulder, surprising him so much that he drops Magnum, who falls to the mat.*
Tom: What a shocker! More cheating from TNT as he headbutts Magnum in the back, with that noseguard making them harder than they would be.
Jeannie: That’s not cheating!
Tom: How is that not cheating!?
Jeannie: It’s a part of his ring gear.
Tom: What!? Just because he wears it, why I have no idea because that nose of his has to be healed by now, doesn’t mean TNT can use it in that way! And the ref agrees with me as he’s put a stop to it.
Jeannie: Oh, you and the ref are stupid.
*The ref then gets in TNT’s face for using his noseguard in an unsavory manner. However, TNT argues that he isn’t doing anything wrong because it’s his ring gear and he needs it. Suddenly, Magnum grabs TNT from behind and rolls him up into a school boy pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT pushes out of it.*
*Both men get on their feet. Magnum charges at TNT, but he can’t go full speed because of his back. TNT takes advantage of this with a swift knee to his stomach. Then, he grabs Magnum, picks him up in a horizontal belly to back suplex hold, and then spins him around into a sitout facebuster. He then rolls Magnum over for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum gets a shoulder up.*
Tom: Chemical Explosion stops Magnum from regaining control of the match but doesn’t get the win for TNT.
Jeannie: I saw that Magnum couldn’t run at full speed. Targeting Magnum’s back is paying off for TNT.
Tom: I hate to admit, but you’re right. If TNT can stay on Magnum’s back, then we’ll have a new Blazing Path Champion.
*TNT gets up and picks up Magnum, locking him in a cravate. Then, he hits Magnum with a cravate suplex. He quickly covers him.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum gets a shoulder up.*
Tom: Natural Explosion from TNT, but it doesn’t keep Magnum down.
Jeannie: Damn! TNT has dealt out a lot of punishment to Magnum, but he still won’t stay down.
Tom: That just shows you how badly he wants to stay Blazing Path Champion.
Jeannie: Oh! Yeah. Um…that’s what I was getting at.
Tom: No, you weren’t. You were gonna say something to do with sex, weren’t you?
Jeannie: Yeah.
*TNT looks a little frustrated as he gets up. He kicks Magnum in the back as he rolls over onto the mat and then stomps on him a few times. Then, TNT picks up Magnum and quickly takes him back to the mat with a bridging leg hook belly to back suplex, holding for the pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum gets a shoulder up and rolls out of the hold.*
Tom: Again, Magnum gets his shoulder up. This time stopping TNT’s Astronomical Explosion from gaining him the win.
Jeannie: He just won’t stay. I love it when a man won’t stay down.
Tom: Hey! You finally made that sexual comment you were going to earlier.
Jeannie: Quiet you!
*TNT gets up onto his knees and slaps the mat in frustration. Then, he gets up onto his feet and waits for Magnum to get up. This takes a while as Magnum crawls over to the ropes. He then grabs the bottom and second ropes and pulls himself up. Then, he grabs the top rope and gets up onto his feet. Magnum turns around and is immediately met with a kick to the stomach from TNT. With Magnum bent over, TNT grabs him, picks him up with a straight jacket hold, and drops him into a sitout powerbomb, holding for the pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Suddenly, Magnum slams both legs against TNT’s head, squashing it and causing TNT to let go of the hold.*
Tom: Explosion Bomb and Magnum has to be done for. No! Wait! He isn’t!
Jeannie: Damn! James Constance should change his nickname to “Houdini” with all these escapes.
*TNT rolls around on the mat holding his head. Then, he gets up and shakes his head. Magnum gets up as well and tries to surprise his opponent. However, Nicole yells a warning to TNT, and he quickly kicks Magnum in the stomach. Then, TNT grabs Magnum and picks him up for a suplex. Unfortunately for TNT, Magnum slips out of it and lands on his feet behind him. Suddenly, Magnum grabs TNT from behind and hits him with a jumping neckbreaker slam. The crowd cheers loudly, sensing a Magnum comeback is imminent.*
Tom: Holy Higgins! Tigers Fan out of nowhere!
Jeannie: Nice counter from Magnum! This could be the beginning of a comeback.
*TNT sits up, holding his head. Magnum slowly crawls over to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up. TNT also gets up and quickly charges at Magnum, hitting him with a forearm shot. He turns Magnum around and hits him with a few European uppercuts. Then, he whips Magnum across the ring. As Magnum bounces off the opposite ropes and runs toward TNT, TNT walks over, trying to set him up for Nitro Uppercut (Flapjack lift dropped into a modified European uppercut). But, TNT fails as Magnum surprises him with a lariat takedown. The crowd cheers. Magnum just gets up, holding his back. TNT jumps up, surprised as hell. He quickly recovers, runs to Magnum, and hits him with a few stomps. However, Magnum fights back with some punches. TNT keeps stomping on Magnum, but they seemingly have no affect as Magnum just gets up and keeps punching on TNT. Amazingly, Magnum punches TNT back into the ropes. Then, he whips TNT across the ring. As TNT bounces off the ropes, Magnum charges at him with a clothesline. However, TNT ducks, runs to the ropes he came off of, bounces off of them, and charges at him as Magnum turns around. Unfortunately for TNT, Magnum catches him and hits him with a vicious Double-A spinebuster. The crowd cheers loudly. TNT remains laid out on the mat. And, Magnum also rolls over onto the mat, taking a breather.*
Tom: Great Shatner’s Ghost! What a Double-A spinebuster?
Jeannie: Shatner’s Ghost? Captain Kirk ain’t dead.
Tom: It’s just an expression.
Jeannie: Well, it’s a horrible one.
Tom: Well, excuse me! I’m way into this match to care about the quality of the exclamations I shout out.
*With both men down on the mat, the ref begins a 10 count.*
Ref: 1…*Both men are still down.*
2…*TNT starts stirring around.*
3…*TNT sits up a little. Magnum starts stirring around.*
4…*TNT rolls around onto his hands and knees. Magnum starts crawling over to the ropes.*
5…*TNT gets up onto his hands and knees. Magnum keeps crawling to the ropes.*
6…*TNT gets up onto his feet. Magnum starts to pull himself up with the ropes.*
*TNT walks over to Magnum and pulls him up. He turns Magnum around, hits him with a few European uppercuts. Then, TNT whips Magnum across the ring. As he bounces off the opposite ropes and runs back, TNT charges at Magnum. However, Magnum surprises TNT again, this time with a spear. The crowd cheers loudly. TNT rolls around on the mat holding his stomach, but he gets up after a few seconds. Magnum rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up. TNT charges at Magnum again, but Magnum surprises him again, this time with a jumping superkick. The crowd cheers as TNT falls back into the ropes. He bounces off of them, and Magnum catches him, lifts him up with a flapjack, and hits him with a cutter as TNT comes down. The crowd keeps cheering as Magnum rolls away from TNT to get a breather.*
Tom: Sweet Sassy Molassy! Wave Goodbye followed by the Paradise Blues! Magnum is getting back into the game!
Jeannie: He can get back into me, if you know what I mean.
Tom: I know what you mean. You don’t have to say that.
Jeannie: Then, how will people know that I’m making a double entendre?
Tom: We won’t, and that’s a good thing.
*Magnum rolls over to the corner and stays there, waiting for TNT to get up. However, he doesn’t see Nicole sneaking up behind him. She moves near his right foot and suddenly grabs it, trying to pull the laces out. Magnum suddenly notices Nicole fiddling with his boot. So, he reaches over the top rope, grabs Nicole hair, and pulls her up onto the apron, with the crowd cheering him on. Nicole struggles the whole way, but Magnum’s too strong for her. Then, Nicole swings her arm, trying to slap Magnum. But, Magnum catches her arm. Then, Magnum suddenly gives Nicole a long deep kiss.*
Tom: Whoa! It looks like Jeannie isn’t the only one with sex on the brain.
Jeannie: No! I said, “me!” I want Magnum to get back into me! Not Nicole!
Tom: Well, if wishes were horses, then…wait…back!? Does that mean he already…?
Jeannie: Not now! I’m furious!
*Magnum keeps kissing Nicole. As this goes on, TNT finally gets up. He turns around and sees one of his bitter enemies kissing one of his girls. This pisses him off. Then, Magnum finally lets up. Nicole looks woozy; she obviously enjoyed it. This pisses TNT off even more. He suddenly charges at Magnum. However, Magnum moves out the way, and TNT eats turnbuckle, banging heads with Nicole. Nicole falls off the apron. He bounces out of the corner, and Magnum grabs TNT from behind with a straight jacket hold. Then, TNT drops down with a rear mat slam. He grabs TNT’s leg for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT kicks out.*
Tom: Magnum almost gets a three with Dream A Little Dream.
Jeannie: I have a dream. A dream where Nicole Michaels falls down a stairway and me and Magnum make out on a Hawaiian beach like “From Here To Eternity.”
Tom: You keep dreaming, because that ain’t coming true.
*Magnum gets up and picks up TNT. He hits TNT a few chops and pushes him back into the ropes. Then, he whips TNT across the ring. As he bounces off the ropes, Magnum charges at him with a clothesline, but TNT ducks. Both men run to the ropes, hit them, bounce of off them and charge at each other. TNT tries to back body drop Magnum, but he telegraphs it. Magnum counters by grabbing TNT and hitting him with a facebuster knee smash. TNT bounces up, and Magnum kicks him in the stomach. Then, he grabs TNT, picks him up, and hits him with a double underhook piledriver. He rolls TNT over onto the mat and covers him.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT gets a shoulder up.*
Tom: TNT kicks out again, this time from The Big Blow.
Jeannie: I mean, where does Nicole get off kissing Magnum?
Tom: First off, he kissed her. Second, get over it! It happened, and you can’t go back in time to stop it!
Jeannie: Don’t tell me what to do! I’m gonna build a time machine just to prove you wrong!
Tom: Really? Well, good luck with that.
*Magnum gets up, runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, runs back to TNT, and lands on him with a splash. He quickly gets up onto his knees, grabs TNT by his hair, pulls him up a little, and punches him in the head a few times. Then, Magnum gets up and picks up TNT, placing him on his shoulders for the Ode To Tom Selleck (Reverse thrown Inverted Death Valley Driver). However, TNT manages to slip off of Magnum’s shoulders. He grabs Magnum from behind, pushes him to the ropes, and tries to rope him over onto the mat into a pin. However, Magnum grabs the ropes, and TNT just rolls over onto the mat. Magnum turns around and charges at TNT with another clothesline. However, TNT ducks, runs to the ropes, and charges at Magnum as he runs to the opposite ropes. Suddenly, Damien Blood runs down to the ring, jumps onto the apron, jumps onto the top rope, jumps off, and hits TNT from behind with a springboard forearm strike. The ref immediately calls for the bell as Damien pounces on TNT, punching him in the back of the head. Magnum hits the ropes and bounces off of them, but he stops when he sees Damien attacking TNT.*
Tom: Damien Blood!
Jeannie: What the hell!?
Tom: He just hit TNT with Rambo: First Blood II!
Jeannie: What is going on!?
Finkel: Here is your winner, by disqualification—TNT!!!!
Tom: Well, Magnum just lost.
Jeannie: But, it’s a DQ. He’ll keep the Blazing Path Title.
*The crowd boos that TNT has won the match, but he can’t enjoy it since Damien is still attacking him. Magnum just looks on. The ref tries to pull Damien off of TNT, but Damien hits him with a chop to the throat, knocking him down. Magnum immediately checks on the ref as Damien goes back to attacking TNT. Nicole gets up from her collision with TNT and sees Damien attacking TNT. She runs over to the timekeeper’s area to get a chair. However, TNT manages to fight back with some elbow strikes. This allows him to turn around, and he starts punching Damien; but Damien grabs him by the throat with his left hand and punches him with his right. Suddenly, Nicole runs into the ring with the chair. Unfortunately for her, Damien sees her. He jumps up, spears Nicole, and starts choking her. The crowd’s boos get louder, but they suddenly turn to cheers as Magnum gets up, grabs the chair, and smashes it onto Damien’s back. Damien rolls off of Nicole and crawls to a corner. Magnum drops the chair and pounces on him, punching and kicking the crap out of him. The timekeeper rings the bell throughout this whole melee, but like always, it doesn’t stop what goes on in the ring.*
Tom: Damn! We have a pretty big brawl going on!
Jeannie: Where are the referees and security? They were able to keep Damien Blood from interfering earlier.
*Magnum keeps punching and kicking Damien. However, Damien gets in one good kick in the crotch. Magnum backs away and falls to the mat, holding his crotch. Damien gets up and grabs the chair Magnum dropped. Magnum gets back up, and Damien moves behind him and smashes the chair into Magnum’s back. Magnum falls to his knees in pain as the crowd boos him. Damien goes to hit Magnum with the chair again, but suddenly, L. Rey runs down to the ring. The crowd cheers loudly as he slides into the ring. Damien quickly charges at L. Rey and swings the chair at him. However, L. Rey ducks, slips under Damien, runs to the ropes, and jumps onto them. Damien turns around, and L. Rey jumps off, hitting the chair into Damien with a springboard enziguiri.*
Tom: Santa Vaca! L. Rey saves the day with El Angel Wave!
Jeannie: Where the hell are the refs and security!?
*L. Rey gets up and checks on Magnum. Meanwhile, Nicole crawls over to TNT, and they help each other up. Then, TNT suddenly charges at L. Rey and hits him with a bicycle kick, knocking him to the mat. TNT then jumps onto L. Rey, punching him mercilessly. As this goes on, Damien slips out of the ring. Nicole notices this and tells TNT. He turns to see Damien slipping away, gets off of L. Rey, exits the ring, and charges at Damien. Damien turns around in time to be taken down by TNT. Both men punch each other on the ramp. Suddenly, referees and security guards rush down to pull the two men apart. A few refs enter the ring to check on Magnum and the fallen ref.*
Jeannie: FINALLY! There are the refs and security.
Tom: They did take their time getting here. Well, at least they’re here now.
*The refs and security have a hard time pulling them apart. After a minute or two, they finally pull them apart. However, just as TNT and Damien are pulled apart, Nicole rushes over and attacks Damien. Suddenly, TNT breaks free and joins in Nicole on beating up Damien. The refs and security people try to pull them apart. In the ring, L. Rey gets up. He sees the brawl on the outside, and then a devilish grin washes on his face. He rushes to the ropes, bounces off of them, runs across the ring, jumps onto the top rope, jumps off, and lands on TNT, Nicole, Damien, the security guards, and the referees with a shooting star plancha. The crowd breaks out a “Holy Shit!” chant.
Jeannie: HOLY SHIT!
Tom: La Empujón del Angel Que Disparando from L. Rey!
Jeannie: He took out everyone! God, I love L. Rey.
Tom: Jesus Christ! We gotta get some control
*L. Rey gets up and starts punching Damien and then TNT. The refs and security quickly get up and try to pull everyone apart. Then, we cut to a promo for the next PPV.*
*TNT’s music plays.* www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCX8gDW4YS0
Finkel: Introducing first, the challenger, coming down the aisle, at 6 feet 5 inches, weighing at 252 pounds, from Superior, Arizona, being accompanied by Nicole Michaels—Toby Nicholas Tucker, TNT.
*TNT and Nicole come out to the boos of the crowd. TNT is wearing that black noseguard for his injured nose, black wrestling tights with “TNT” in white down the legs and a flame design on the legs, white wrist tape, and black cowboy boots with a fire design on them. He also has that horseshoe tied to a rope around his neck. Nicole has on a black shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes and is holding a towel. Pyro goes off as they walk to the ring, walk up the steps, and walk onto the apron. TNT enters the ring and walks over to a far corner. Nicole follows him on the apron. He takes off the horseshoe and hands it to her.*
Tom Bailey: Here’s a bonus match for all you fans out there. James “Magnum” Constance will defend his Blazing Path Championship against Toby Nicholas Tucker.
Jeannie Lawless: It’s like someone heard me make a wish and made it came true!
Tom: Knowing you, it didn’t exactly come true as TNT and Magnum are wrestling instead of doing something sexual with you.
Jeannie: Damn! Am I getting predictable?
*James “Magnum” Constance’s music plays.* www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR9WJToFsTs
Finkel: And, his opponent, coming down the aisle, at 6 feet 2 inches, weighting in at 245 pounds, from Honolulu Hawaii, by way of Detroit, Michigan—the W*I*G BLAZING PATH CHAMPION, JAMES “MAGNUM” CONSTANCE.
*James “Magnum” Constance comes out to a big pop. He is wearing sunglasses, a Detroit Tigers cap, a Hawaiian shirt, blue tropical floral design trunks, black knee pads, black boots, and the Blazing Path Title belt around his waist. He walks to the ring as some pyro goes off and enters it. Then, he takes off his cap, shirt, and sunglasses and hands them to the referee, who hands them to the timekeeper. Then, Magnum takes off the title belt and hands it to the ref. He holds it up for everyone to see.*
Tom: Well, this should be an interesting match as these two have a history together.
Jeannie: Yeah, a history that they share with L. Rey and Damien Blood, both of whom I suspect will play a part in this match.
Tom: You’ve got that right. Not only are L. Rey and Blood angry with TNT, but they also can’t be happy that TNT got a shot at the Blazing Path Title over them.
Jeannie: Expect this match to get out of hand.
*The ref hands the title to Howard Finkel, who then exits the ring with it. Then, the bell rings. Nicole gets down off the apron. TNT and Magnum circle each and appear to be about to tie up. However, Magnum looks directly at Nicole, blows her a kiss, winks at her, and says “Hey baby!” to her. Nicole looks shocked and blushes a little bit as the shock turns into flattery. TNT, on the other hand, isn’t flattered at all. He charges at Magnum with a clothesline. However, Magnum ducks it, whirls around TNT, grabs him from behind, and hits him with a German suplex, bridging it into a pin. The ref quickly drops down to count it.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT rolls out of the pin and onto his knees.*
*TNT looks a little surprise. But, he quickly gets up and charges at Magnum as he gets up. However, Magnum surprises him with a dropkick. TNT goes flying back into the ropes and bounces off of them. Magnum gets up and catches TNT with a hip toss. Then, Magnum runs to the ropes and bounces off of them. TNT gets up, turns around, and is met with a high knee strike that sends TNT flying to the opposite ropes and falls onto the apron. Magnum then runs back to the ropes he came from, bounces off of them, charges at TNT, and knocks him off the apron with a shoulder block. The crowd cheers loudly as Magnum gloats. Nicole quickly runs over to check on TNT.*
Tom: Whoa! James “Magnum” Constance looking impressive at the beginning of this match.
Jeannie: He also showed some intelligence. He knew that kiss and wink to Nicole would piss TNT, and he used it to his advantage.
Tom: Good point. It’s Magnum’s wrestling skills and intelligence that have made him the Blazing Path Champion.
*The referee begins a 10 count.*
Ref: 1…*Nicole helps up TNT.*
2…*Nicole wipes down TNT’s brow with the towel.*
3…*Unfortunately, TNT and Nicole don’t see Magnum climbing up the turnbuckles.*
4…*Magnum jumps off. Nicole screams and runs away. TNT turns around. And, Magnum hits TNT with a double axe handle to the head. TNT falls to the floor. The crowd cheers as Magnum picks up TNT and throws him into the ring.*
*Magnum reenters the ring as TNT gets up. He charges at TNT and hits him with a lariat takedown. Magnum gets up and waits for TNT to get up. He does, and Magnum dropkicks him, sending TNT flying back into a corner. He gets up, runs around the ring to get some momentum, charges at TNT, and hits him with a running splash. Then, he quickly grabs TNT’s head and runs out of the corner, going for a bulldog. However, TNT stops Magnum and picks him up for a back suplex. However, Magnum slips out of it, grabs TNT, and hits him with another bridging German suplex for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT kicks out.*
Tom: Magnum’s roll continues. If he keeps it up, then he’ll flatten TNT in no time.
Jeannie: Flatten TNT?
Tom: Yeah. Because he’s on a roll.
Jeannie: Oh! I’m an idiot.
Tom: Not gonna disagree with you there.
Jeannie: Hey!
*Both men get up. TNT tries to punch Magnum. However, Magnum ducks. TNT swings around. Magnum grabs him from behind, picks him up, and hits TNT with an atomic drop. TNT goes flying over the rope, but he manages to grab it and land on the apron. Magnum immediately runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at TNT. However, TNT surprises Magnum by dropping down and pulling down the rope. Magnum goes flying to the outside, landing on the floor with a hard thud. The crowd boos TNT for this. The ref walks over for a count, but TNT gets up and distracts him, arguing about something. The ref is confused by what TNT is saying, but it is distracting him from seeing Nicole sneak up on Magnum as he gets up. Suddenly, she charges at him and tries to kick in the abdomen. However, Magnum catches her in his peripherals and quickly jumps up. He just stares at Nicole and shakes his head in finger. Nicole backs away, and Magnum starts to follow. Unknown to Magnum, TNT has abandoned his argument and turns around, hoping to attack Magnum from behind. TNT jumps off the apron. However, Magnum soon realizes what’s going on. He turns around, catches TNT, and then rams him back first into the apron. The crowd cheers at Magnum’s intelligence.*
Tom: Sweet Uri Geller! Magnum showing some possible ESP as he catches TNT before he could attack him from behind.
Jeannie: Hmmm…I wonder if Magnum can read minds. Let’s see.
Tom: What are you doing?
Jeannie: I’m sending Magnum my telephone number telepathically.
Tom: You mean to tell me that you haven’t given Magnum your phone number by now?
Jeannie: No! Oh wait…I think I have. Oh well.
*Magnum quickly throws TNT back into the ring. He then enters it himself and hits TNT in the back with an elbow drop. Magnum gets up and hits him with another elbow drop. Magnum gets up again and hits TNT with another elbow drop. Then, he gets on top of TNT’s back and locks him into a camel clutch. TNT yells out in pain. The ref drops down to see if TNT wants to give up. He yells out “No!” This goes on for several seconds. Suddenly, the crowd perks up, noticing someone on the ramp. They start booing when they soon realize who it is. The cameras turn to show whom they are looking at: Damien Blood. He’s in his street clothes: white shirt with a dragon on it, blue jeans, and black sneakers. As he walks down the ramp, Nicole notices him coming, runs over to the timekeeper’s area, grabs a chair, and immediately runs over to intercept him. She gets between Damien and the ring, slams the chair down onto the ramp, and holds it up, threatening to hit him with it. Damien holds his arms up. The referee and Magnum quickly turn their attention to Nicole and Damien. The referee moves onto the apron, and Magnum lets go of the camel clutch.*
Tom: Oh great! Here comes Damien Blood.
Jeannie: Oooh! He looks sexy.
Tom: But, he’s not suppose to be out here.
Jeannie: Why don’t you go tell him that?
Tom: I would, but Nicole Michaels is already doing that.
*The referee yells at Damien to leave. But, he keeps trying to get past Nicole and at TNT. Magnum yells at Damien to come on into the ring, obviously wanting to get a piece of Damien himself. Suddenly, the crowd starts cheering as L. Rey runs down and attacks Damien from behind. Soon, both men are punching each other. The ref runs over to break them up, and soon other referees and security officials are running down to help him. They all try to break L. Rey and Damien apart, but they are too angry at each other to be held back.*
Tom: It’s L. Rey! What the hell!?
Jeannie: Oh my God! Magnum, TNT, Damien, and L. Rey!!!! This is a good match!
Tom: L. Rey must be out here to help out his friend Magnum.
Jeannie: Or, he could have been coming for TNT and wants to take Damien out before hand.
Tom: Either way, this needs to stop.
Jeannie: Judging by the bang up performance of the W*I*G Security team on previous occasions, I have a feeling that it won’t anytime soon.
*As this goes on, TNT gets up. He sees that Magnum is distracted, and an evil grin comes over his face. He walks over to a far corner where his horseshoe necklace is and grabs it. Then, he sneaks up behind Magnum as backs away from the ropes and hits him in the back with the horseshoe. The crowd boos loudly as Magnum falls to his knees in pain. Then, TNT wraps the necklace around Magnum’s throat and chokes him with it. Magnum struggles around but can’t break free.*
Jeannie: Uh-oh!
Tom: What the hell!?
Jeannie: Magnum’s in trouble.
Tom: I don’t believe this! L. Rey and Damien Blood’s fight has created a huge distraction, allowing TNT to attack Magnum with his horseshoe!
Jeannie: He’s just showing some intelligence by taking advantage of the situation.
Tom: I know, but I don’t like it.
*The refs and security guards have finally pull L. Rey and Damien apart and take them backstage. Meanwhile, TNT keeps choking Magnum with his necklace. As the L. Rey/Damien fight is broken up, the ref and Nicole turn attention back to the match. Nicole turns around first and sees TNT choking Magnum. She quickly yells at TNT to stop. He looks up to see that his distraction is over, unwraps the necklace from Magnum’s throat, and throws it to Nicole, who puts in her back pocket. The referee finally turns around and makes his way back to the ring. TNT then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, charges at Magnum, and hits him with a running big boot to the side of his head. Then, he quickly pins Magnum.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out.*
Tom: Magnum kicks out, but a lot of damage has been done.
Jeannie: If he keeps it up, we may have a new Blazing Path Champion.
*TNT gets up and quickly elbow drops Magnum’s back. He gets up and hits Magnum with another elbow drop. TNT gets up again and drops another elbow onto Magnum’s back. Then, he gets up, picks up Magnum, and whips him into a corner. Magnum bounces out of it, holding his back. TNT quickly grabs him and hits Magnum with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Magnum lands hard on the mat and jumps up in pain. TNT quickly gets up, turns around, and kicks Magnum in the back. Then, he picks Magnum up, places him into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. As Magnum hits the opposite ropes and bounces off of them, TNT catches him and hits Magnum with a backbreaker. TNT quickly picks Magnum up and hits him with a lifting side slam into a backbreaker. Magnum slips off onto the mat, writhing around in pain.*
Tom: Sweet Juicy Fruit! TNT with a vicious Combustible Element!
Jeannie: Thanks a lot! Now I have a craving for that gum.
Tom: Really? Just saying “Juicy Fruit” once gave you a huge craving for it?
Jeannie: I’m easy to suggestions.
Tom: That’s not the only thing you’re easy to.
Jeannie: Dammit! I walked right into that one!
*TNT stomps on Magnum’s back a few times. Then, he bends over, grabs Magnum, picks him up with a dead lift, and suddenly hits him with a bridging German suplex. TNT holds for the pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum rolls out of it and falls back into the ropes.*
*TNT quickly gets up. Magnum charges at him with a clothesline, but TNT ducks. Both men run to the ropes and bounces off of them. They charge at each other, but TNT ends up the winner as he hits Magnum with a bicycle kick. Magnum falls back into the ropes, and TNT charges at him, sending Magnum to the outside with a clothesline. Magnum lands on the floor. TNT walks over to a corner to take a breather. Nicole gets up onto the apron to wipe his brow with the towel. And, the ref starts a 10 count.*
Ref: 1…*Magnum remains on the arena floor.*
2…*Magnum still lays on the floor.*
3…*Magnum starts stirring around.*
4…*Magnum slowly gets up.*
5…*Magnum crawls over to the ring.*
6…*Magnum grabs the bottom and pulls himself up.*
7…*Suddenly, TNT moves onto the apron and kicks Magnum in the head, knocking him down to his knees.*
*The referee doesn’t take too kindly to this and gets into his face about. TNT reenters the ring and starts arguing with the ref. As this goes on, Nicole moves off the apron and sneaks up behind Magnum. She pulls out the horseshoe from her back pocket as Magnum pulls himself back up. Suddenly, Nicole pounces, hitting Magnum in the back several times with that horseshoe. However, the ref doesn’t see it as he’s arguing with TNT. After a few more punches, Nicole grabs Magnum and rams him back first into the steel guardrail. The crowd boos her mercilessly.*
Tom: Dammit! Why does this always happen?
Jeannie: What!?
Tom: Nicole Michaels is attacking Magnum’s back with that horseshoe while TNT has the referee distracted.
Jeannie: What are you talking about? I didn’t see anything.
Tom: What!? Are you blind!?
Jeannie: No! I’m just focusing on TNT. He looks so sexy when he’s arguing.
*TNT stops arguing with the ref and exits the ring. He walks over to Magnum, pulls him away from the guardrail, and rams him into it again. He just grins as the audience boos him. TNT then grabs Magnum and throws him into the ring. TNT reenter the ring, locks Magnum into a full nelson, and picks him up. Then, he hits Magnum with a dragon suplex, holding for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out.*
*TNT quickly gets up and kicks Magnum in the back. He picks up Magnum again and hits him with a tiger suplex, holding for another pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out.*
*TNT quickly gets up and knees Magnum in the face. Magnum falls to the mat, but TNT quickly picks back up. This time, he lifts Magnum up in a delayed vertical suplex. He hold Magnum up for almost 30 seconds and then drops him to the mat. He quickly covers Magnum.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out.*
*The crowd cheers on Magnum for his resiliency. TNT, however, is not amused by it. He slaps the mat in frustration. Then, he gets up, picks up Magnum, and whips him into a corner. Magnum hits the corners chest first and bounces out of it. TNT quickly charges at him and hits him in the back with an elbow strike. Magnum falls back into the corner. TNT then grabs Magnum from behind, lifts him up, and puts him onto the top turnbuckle. TNT climbs up to the second turnbuckle and tries to pick Magnum up. However, Magnum holds onto the ropes. So, TNT lets him go and starts pounding on Magnum’s back with several forearm shots. He tries to lift Magnum up again; this time he’s successful. Then, TNT climbs up to the top turnbuckle, lifts Magnum up, and drops him to the mat with a belly to back suplex. The crowd lets out a sympathetic groan and then boos TNT. He could care less about the crowd as he covers Magnum.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum kicks out. The crowd cheers. TNT screams in frustration.*
Tom: Amazing! Just amazing! Even though TNT unleashed a flurry of suplexes onto Magnum, he still managed to kick out of each pin attempt.
Jeannie: I hate to downplay what Magnum has been able to do, but does four suplexes really count as a “flurry”?
Tom: Well, what word would you have used to describe the numerous suplexes TNT did to Magnum?
Jeannie: Um…um…well…um…uh…well…you know what? “Flurry” works.
*TNT gets up and stomps furiously on Magnum’s back. Then, he drops a few knees onto Magnum’s back, followed by a few elbow drops. Then, TNT grabs Magnum’s arms and picks him up into a lifted double chicken wing. The referee walks over and asks Magnum if he wants to give up. Of course, Magnum says, “No.” Then, he struggles to get out of it, but TNT manages to hold on to him. However, Magnum keeps struggling to get out of the hold. He tries to trip TNT on a few occasions and nearly succeeds as TNT stumbles around trying to keep Magnum up and not fall down. After a few more of Magnum’s tries, TNT finally puts a stop to it: he headbutts Magnum in the back with his noseguard. Magnum screams out in pain, but that doesn’t stop TNT. He headbutts Magnum several more times. Eventually, the referee notices that something is up, walks around, and sees what TNT is doing. The ref slaps TNT on the shoulder, surprising him so much that he drops Magnum, who falls to the mat.*
Tom: What a shocker! More cheating from TNT as he headbutts Magnum in the back, with that noseguard making them harder than they would be.
Jeannie: That’s not cheating!
Tom: How is that not cheating!?
Jeannie: It’s a part of his ring gear.
Tom: What!? Just because he wears it, why I have no idea because that nose of his has to be healed by now, doesn’t mean TNT can use it in that way! And the ref agrees with me as he’s put a stop to it.
Jeannie: Oh, you and the ref are stupid.
*The ref then gets in TNT’s face for using his noseguard in an unsavory manner. However, TNT argues that he isn’t doing anything wrong because it’s his ring gear and he needs it. Suddenly, Magnum grabs TNT from behind and rolls him up into a school boy pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT pushes out of it.*
*Both men get on their feet. Magnum charges at TNT, but he can’t go full speed because of his back. TNT takes advantage of this with a swift knee to his stomach. Then, he grabs Magnum, picks him up in a horizontal belly to back suplex hold, and then spins him around into a sitout facebuster. He then rolls Magnum over for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum gets a shoulder up.*
Tom: Chemical Explosion stops Magnum from regaining control of the match but doesn’t get the win for TNT.
Jeannie: I saw that Magnum couldn’t run at full speed. Targeting Magnum’s back is paying off for TNT.
Tom: I hate to admit, but you’re right. If TNT can stay on Magnum’s back, then we’ll have a new Blazing Path Champion.
*TNT gets up and picks up Magnum, locking him in a cravate. Then, he hits Magnum with a cravate suplex. He quickly covers him.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum gets a shoulder up.*
Tom: Natural Explosion from TNT, but it doesn’t keep Magnum down.
Jeannie: Damn! TNT has dealt out a lot of punishment to Magnum, but he still won’t stay down.
Tom: That just shows you how badly he wants to stay Blazing Path Champion.
Jeannie: Oh! Yeah. Um…that’s what I was getting at.
Tom: No, you weren’t. You were gonna say something to do with sex, weren’t you?
Jeannie: Yeah.
*TNT looks a little frustrated as he gets up. He kicks Magnum in the back as he rolls over onto the mat and then stomps on him a few times. Then, TNT picks up Magnum and quickly takes him back to the mat with a bridging leg hook belly to back suplex, holding for the pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Magnum gets a shoulder up and rolls out of the hold.*
Tom: Again, Magnum gets his shoulder up. This time stopping TNT’s Astronomical Explosion from gaining him the win.
Jeannie: He just won’t stay. I love it when a man won’t stay down.
Tom: Hey! You finally made that sexual comment you were going to earlier.
Jeannie: Quiet you!
*TNT gets up onto his knees and slaps the mat in frustration. Then, he gets up onto his feet and waits for Magnum to get up. This takes a while as Magnum crawls over to the ropes. He then grabs the bottom and second ropes and pulls himself up. Then, he grabs the top rope and gets up onto his feet. Magnum turns around and is immediately met with a kick to the stomach from TNT. With Magnum bent over, TNT grabs him, picks him up with a straight jacket hold, and drops him into a sitout powerbomb, holding for the pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*Suddenly, Magnum slams both legs against TNT’s head, squashing it and causing TNT to let go of the hold.*
Tom: Explosion Bomb and Magnum has to be done for. No! Wait! He isn’t!
Jeannie: Damn! James Constance should change his nickname to “Houdini” with all these escapes.
*TNT rolls around on the mat holding his head. Then, he gets up and shakes his head. Magnum gets up as well and tries to surprise his opponent. However, Nicole yells a warning to TNT, and he quickly kicks Magnum in the stomach. Then, TNT grabs Magnum and picks him up for a suplex. Unfortunately for TNT, Magnum slips out of it and lands on his feet behind him. Suddenly, Magnum grabs TNT from behind and hits him with a jumping neckbreaker slam. The crowd cheers loudly, sensing a Magnum comeback is imminent.*
Tom: Holy Higgins! Tigers Fan out of nowhere!
Jeannie: Nice counter from Magnum! This could be the beginning of a comeback.
*TNT sits up, holding his head. Magnum slowly crawls over to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up. TNT also gets up and quickly charges at Magnum, hitting him with a forearm shot. He turns Magnum around and hits him with a few European uppercuts. Then, he whips Magnum across the ring. As Magnum bounces off the opposite ropes and runs toward TNT, TNT walks over, trying to set him up for Nitro Uppercut (Flapjack lift dropped into a modified European uppercut). But, TNT fails as Magnum surprises him with a lariat takedown. The crowd cheers. Magnum just gets up, holding his back. TNT jumps up, surprised as hell. He quickly recovers, runs to Magnum, and hits him with a few stomps. However, Magnum fights back with some punches. TNT keeps stomping on Magnum, but they seemingly have no affect as Magnum just gets up and keeps punching on TNT. Amazingly, Magnum punches TNT back into the ropes. Then, he whips TNT across the ring. As TNT bounces off the ropes, Magnum charges at him with a clothesline. However, TNT ducks, runs to the ropes he came off of, bounces off of them, and charges at him as Magnum turns around. Unfortunately for TNT, Magnum catches him and hits him with a vicious Double-A spinebuster. The crowd cheers loudly. TNT remains laid out on the mat. And, Magnum also rolls over onto the mat, taking a breather.*
Tom: Great Shatner’s Ghost! What a Double-A spinebuster?
Jeannie: Shatner’s Ghost? Captain Kirk ain’t dead.
Tom: It’s just an expression.
Jeannie: Well, it’s a horrible one.
Tom: Well, excuse me! I’m way into this match to care about the quality of the exclamations I shout out.
*With both men down on the mat, the ref begins a 10 count.*
Ref: 1…*Both men are still down.*
2…*TNT starts stirring around.*
3…*TNT sits up a little. Magnum starts stirring around.*
4…*TNT rolls around onto his hands and knees. Magnum starts crawling over to the ropes.*
5…*TNT gets up onto his hands and knees. Magnum keeps crawling to the ropes.*
6…*TNT gets up onto his feet. Magnum starts to pull himself up with the ropes.*
*TNT walks over to Magnum and pulls him up. He turns Magnum around, hits him with a few European uppercuts. Then, TNT whips Magnum across the ring. As he bounces off the opposite ropes and runs back, TNT charges at Magnum. However, Magnum surprises TNT again, this time with a spear. The crowd cheers loudly. TNT rolls around on the mat holding his stomach, but he gets up after a few seconds. Magnum rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up. TNT charges at Magnum again, but Magnum surprises him again, this time with a jumping superkick. The crowd cheers as TNT falls back into the ropes. He bounces off of them, and Magnum catches him, lifts him up with a flapjack, and hits him with a cutter as TNT comes down. The crowd keeps cheering as Magnum rolls away from TNT to get a breather.*
Tom: Sweet Sassy Molassy! Wave Goodbye followed by the Paradise Blues! Magnum is getting back into the game!
Jeannie: He can get back into me, if you know what I mean.
Tom: I know what you mean. You don’t have to say that.
Jeannie: Then, how will people know that I’m making a double entendre?
Tom: We won’t, and that’s a good thing.
*Magnum rolls over to the corner and stays there, waiting for TNT to get up. However, he doesn’t see Nicole sneaking up behind him. She moves near his right foot and suddenly grabs it, trying to pull the laces out. Magnum suddenly notices Nicole fiddling with his boot. So, he reaches over the top rope, grabs Nicole hair, and pulls her up onto the apron, with the crowd cheering him on. Nicole struggles the whole way, but Magnum’s too strong for her. Then, Nicole swings her arm, trying to slap Magnum. But, Magnum catches her arm. Then, Magnum suddenly gives Nicole a long deep kiss.*
Tom: Whoa! It looks like Jeannie isn’t the only one with sex on the brain.
Jeannie: No! I said, “me!” I want Magnum to get back into me! Not Nicole!
Tom: Well, if wishes were horses, then…wait…back!? Does that mean he already…?
Jeannie: Not now! I’m furious!
*Magnum keeps kissing Nicole. As this goes on, TNT finally gets up. He turns around and sees one of his bitter enemies kissing one of his girls. This pisses him off. Then, Magnum finally lets up. Nicole looks woozy; she obviously enjoyed it. This pisses TNT off even more. He suddenly charges at Magnum. However, Magnum moves out the way, and TNT eats turnbuckle, banging heads with Nicole. Nicole falls off the apron. He bounces out of the corner, and Magnum grabs TNT from behind with a straight jacket hold. Then, TNT drops down with a rear mat slam. He grabs TNT’s leg for a pin.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT kicks out.*
Tom: Magnum almost gets a three with Dream A Little Dream.
Jeannie: I have a dream. A dream where Nicole Michaels falls down a stairway and me and Magnum make out on a Hawaiian beach like “From Here To Eternity.”
Tom: You keep dreaming, because that ain’t coming true.
*Magnum gets up and picks up TNT. He hits TNT a few chops and pushes him back into the ropes. Then, he whips TNT across the ring. As he bounces off the ropes, Magnum charges at him with a clothesline, but TNT ducks. Both men run to the ropes, hit them, bounce of off them and charge at each other. TNT tries to back body drop Magnum, but he telegraphs it. Magnum counters by grabbing TNT and hitting him with a facebuster knee smash. TNT bounces up, and Magnum kicks him in the stomach. Then, he grabs TNT, picks him up, and hits him with a double underhook piledriver. He rolls TNT over onto the mat and covers him.*
Ref: 1…2…*TNT gets a shoulder up.*
Tom: TNT kicks out again, this time from The Big Blow.
Jeannie: I mean, where does Nicole get off kissing Magnum?
Tom: First off, he kissed her. Second, get over it! It happened, and you can’t go back in time to stop it!
Jeannie: Don’t tell me what to do! I’m gonna build a time machine just to prove you wrong!
Tom: Really? Well, good luck with that.
*Magnum gets up, runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, runs back to TNT, and lands on him with a splash. He quickly gets up onto his knees, grabs TNT by his hair, pulls him up a little, and punches him in the head a few times. Then, Magnum gets up and picks up TNT, placing him on his shoulders for the Ode To Tom Selleck (Reverse thrown Inverted Death Valley Driver). However, TNT manages to slip off of Magnum’s shoulders. He grabs Magnum from behind, pushes him to the ropes, and tries to rope him over onto the mat into a pin. However, Magnum grabs the ropes, and TNT just rolls over onto the mat. Magnum turns around and charges at TNT with another clothesline. However, TNT ducks, runs to the ropes, and charges at Magnum as he runs to the opposite ropes. Suddenly, Damien Blood runs down to the ring, jumps onto the apron, jumps onto the top rope, jumps off, and hits TNT from behind with a springboard forearm strike. The ref immediately calls for the bell as Damien pounces on TNT, punching him in the back of the head. Magnum hits the ropes and bounces off of them, but he stops when he sees Damien attacking TNT.*
Tom: Damien Blood!
Jeannie: What the hell!?
Tom: He just hit TNT with Rambo: First Blood II!
Jeannie: What is going on!?
Finkel: Here is your winner, by disqualification—TNT!!!!
Tom: Well, Magnum just lost.
Jeannie: But, it’s a DQ. He’ll keep the Blazing Path Title.
*The crowd boos that TNT has won the match, but he can’t enjoy it since Damien is still attacking him. Magnum just looks on. The ref tries to pull Damien off of TNT, but Damien hits him with a chop to the throat, knocking him down. Magnum immediately checks on the ref as Damien goes back to attacking TNT. Nicole gets up from her collision with TNT and sees Damien attacking TNT. She runs over to the timekeeper’s area to get a chair. However, TNT manages to fight back with some elbow strikes. This allows him to turn around, and he starts punching Damien; but Damien grabs him by the throat with his left hand and punches him with his right. Suddenly, Nicole runs into the ring with the chair. Unfortunately for her, Damien sees her. He jumps up, spears Nicole, and starts choking her. The crowd’s boos get louder, but they suddenly turn to cheers as Magnum gets up, grabs the chair, and smashes it onto Damien’s back. Damien rolls off of Nicole and crawls to a corner. Magnum drops the chair and pounces on him, punching and kicking the crap out of him. The timekeeper rings the bell throughout this whole melee, but like always, it doesn’t stop what goes on in the ring.*
Tom: Damn! We have a pretty big brawl going on!
Jeannie: Where are the referees and security? They were able to keep Damien Blood from interfering earlier.
*Magnum keeps punching and kicking Damien. However, Damien gets in one good kick in the crotch. Magnum backs away and falls to the mat, holding his crotch. Damien gets up and grabs the chair Magnum dropped. Magnum gets back up, and Damien moves behind him and smashes the chair into Magnum’s back. Magnum falls to his knees in pain as the crowd boos him. Damien goes to hit Magnum with the chair again, but suddenly, L. Rey runs down to the ring. The crowd cheers loudly as he slides into the ring. Damien quickly charges at L. Rey and swings the chair at him. However, L. Rey ducks, slips under Damien, runs to the ropes, and jumps onto them. Damien turns around, and L. Rey jumps off, hitting the chair into Damien with a springboard enziguiri.*
Tom: Santa Vaca! L. Rey saves the day with El Angel Wave!
Jeannie: Where the hell are the refs and security!?
*L. Rey gets up and checks on Magnum. Meanwhile, Nicole crawls over to TNT, and they help each other up. Then, TNT suddenly charges at L. Rey and hits him with a bicycle kick, knocking him to the mat. TNT then jumps onto L. Rey, punching him mercilessly. As this goes on, Damien slips out of the ring. Nicole notices this and tells TNT. He turns to see Damien slipping away, gets off of L. Rey, exits the ring, and charges at Damien. Damien turns around in time to be taken down by TNT. Both men punch each other on the ramp. Suddenly, referees and security guards rush down to pull the two men apart. A few refs enter the ring to check on Magnum and the fallen ref.*
Jeannie: FINALLY! There are the refs and security.
Tom: They did take their time getting here. Well, at least they’re here now.
*The refs and security have a hard time pulling them apart. After a minute or two, they finally pull them apart. However, just as TNT and Damien are pulled apart, Nicole rushes over and attacks Damien. Suddenly, TNT breaks free and joins in Nicole on beating up Damien. The refs and security people try to pull them apart. In the ring, L. Rey gets up. He sees the brawl on the outside, and then a devilish grin washes on his face. He rushes to the ropes, bounces off of them, runs across the ring, jumps onto the top rope, jumps off, and lands on TNT, Nicole, Damien, the security guards, and the referees with a shooting star plancha. The crowd breaks out a “Holy Shit!” chant.
Jeannie: HOLY SHIT!
Tom: La Empujón del Angel Que Disparando from L. Rey!
Jeannie: He took out everyone! God, I love L. Rey.
Tom: Jesus Christ! We gotta get some control
*L. Rey gets up and starts punching Damien and then TNT. The refs and security quickly get up and try to pull everyone apart. Then, we cut to a promo for the next PPV.*