Post by Kermit The Hulk on Jun 21, 2008 15:17:51 GMT -5
I know I have been absent for the past week, and I should explain my whereabouts:
I had a little arguement with my parents and took off in my car. I drove for several hours. Soon, I realized that I was in Shreveport, Louisiana. For some reason, I decided to go gambling (for those of you who don't know, Shreveport allows riverboat gambling along the Red River). I went into the casino, bought some chips and tokens, and sat down at a slot machine. I put my token in, and I WON!!!! $10,000!!!! People were cheering for me, and someone yelled, "PLAY AGAIN!" So, I did, and I won again!!!! Another $10,000! I decided to play again, and I won another $10,000! I shouted, "A casino where I always win!? I must be in heaven!?" I played again and again, and I kept winning. After awhile, it boring! I said out loud, "A casino where I always win!? That's boring! There's no thrill in victory." Then, it hit me. "Oh no, I must be in hell!" Then, some guy next to me said, "You're not in hell! You're on an airplane." He pulled away a curtain, but sure enough, I was on an airplane. And, I saw something...something on the wing! "There's something on the wing!" And, that guy returned and said, "Why should I believe you? You're HITLER!" He pulled out a mirror, and sure enough, I looked like Adolf Hitler. I turned to the seat next to me and saw Eva Braun. "Eva Braun, help me!" She grabbed her head, pulled it off, and revealed that she was a giant fly. I scream and ran to the cockpit. I burst through the door and saw that there were no pilots. Then, the plane went down. I tried to pull up, but we crashed.
Then, I woke up and had to share this weird ass dream with you people. But, my Internet wouldn't come up. My modem had broken, and I had to wait a week to get a new one.
Tune in next time for Hulk And No One Else's Bogus Journey, in which I create the most dangerous animal of all time!
I had a little arguement with my parents and took off in my car. I drove for several hours. Soon, I realized that I was in Shreveport, Louisiana. For some reason, I decided to go gambling (for those of you who don't know, Shreveport allows riverboat gambling along the Red River). I went into the casino, bought some chips and tokens, and sat down at a slot machine. I put my token in, and I WON!!!! $10,000!!!! People were cheering for me, and someone yelled, "PLAY AGAIN!" So, I did, and I won again!!!! Another $10,000! I decided to play again, and I won another $10,000! I shouted, "A casino where I always win!? I must be in heaven!?" I played again and again, and I kept winning. After awhile, it boring! I said out loud, "A casino where I always win!? That's boring! There's no thrill in victory." Then, it hit me. "Oh no, I must be in hell!" Then, some guy next to me said, "You're not in hell! You're on an airplane." He pulled away a curtain, but sure enough, I was on an airplane. And, I saw something...something on the wing! "There's something on the wing!" And, that guy returned and said, "Why should I believe you? You're HITLER!" He pulled out a mirror, and sure enough, I looked like Adolf Hitler. I turned to the seat next to me and saw Eva Braun. "Eva Braun, help me!" She grabbed her head, pulled it off, and revealed that she was a giant fly. I scream and ran to the cockpit. I burst through the door and saw that there were no pilots. Then, the plane went down. I tried to pull up, but we crashed.
Then, I woke up and had to share this weird ass dream with you people. But, my Internet wouldn't come up. My modem had broken, and I had to wait a week to get a new one.
Tune in next time for Hulk And No One Else's Bogus Journey, in which I create the most dangerous animal of all time!
It's man.
