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Post by James E. Colvin on May 24, 2008 18:22:35 GMT -5
Wrestlingnewz4free.com
Rumor has it that a new wrestling program by upstart company Pro Wrestling W*I*G will begin airing in the middle of next month. More details as they are found.
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Post by Hardcore Hensley on May 26, 2008 21:24:02 GMT -5
50 Cent's "I'll Whip Ya Head Boy" starts up to a dark screen."I'll whip your head boy, you know I will I'll whip your head boy, with the back of the steal I'll whip your head boy, your cap could get pealed I'll whip your head boy, your ass could get killed I'll whip your head boy, you know I will I'll whip your head boy, with the back of the steal I'll whip your head boy, your cap could get pealed I'll whip your head boy, your ass could get killed" Suddenly, Hardcore Hensley's face pops up. He feeds the camera a cold stare as it fades out. The song proceeds with shots of him in action. He's shown opening up on one individual with a handful of his signature lethal stiff kicks. The man is knocked down almost instantly. The screen splits into two next, and on the left he's shown planting another competitor with a Samoan driver. On the right, simultaneously, he's shown dropping another one with a Death Valley driver. A shot of him sticking yet another man with a DDT lapses over. A slide show of sorts follows with him slapping a full Nelson on then a Boston crab upon separate bloodied men. The screen is dealt into fours afterwards with him suspended in midair in each of them. He's performing a senton bomb in the top left, moonsault beside that, a shooting star press on the bottom left then a frog splash beside that. All that transitions to him springboarding off of the ropes, completing several different maneuvers. They vary from a hurricanrana to an enzugiri even. As the song reaches it's end, he's shown spiking one last poor fellow with the Pizza Cutta. The moment the man's head ricochets off of the ring, the shot breaks like glass. Everything falls silent until his face flashes across again. His name fills the screen in glowing text then he finally speaks."It's about to be a BAD MOTHERFUCKER!"
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The Innocent
Opener
Rosie: First Ever WIG Women's Champion
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Post by The Innocent on May 30, 2008 16:51:02 GMT -5
A rather static filled image fills the screen, as we see what appears to be a young man with a set of medium length blond hair, a rather handsome looking face, a slightly muscular build, and dressed in a golden yellow sweat-suit and white sneakers. The jumpsuit has a small white I monogrammed across the chest, as he looks on the screen with a smile, seeming to be just an innocent looking young man.
Young man: Hello there... my name is Joshua and I'm so happy to meet you all. You see, I've been instructed today to be the first to greet you all. You see, the Keeper instructed me to talk a bit about myself. They said that I should make sure that everyone here knows exactly who I am, before we arrive in Wrestling's Innovative Genesis. That way, they can all know a little something about me before I arrive!
Joshua gives a very content smile, an eerily calm look on his face, one completely devoid of any emotion, outside of what appears to be pure joy.
Joshua: Well, I am currently twenty three years old, I have received five years of wrestling training, winning quite a few tournaments I was entered in. Also, during my youth, I was taught advanced levels of Karate, Tae Kwan Do, and Judo... among other things. My teacher there said I was a natural fighter, but really... I didn't enjoy fighting too much. Still, I stuck with it, because it made my parents happy. I was so glad to please them, because they meant everything to me.
He continues smiling, eyes seeming beaming with joy, as he keeps staring into the screen, a bit more static appearing in brief interludes as he continues to speak.
Joshua: Well, then one day... they were both killed in a rather tragic car crash. It was a little unfortunate, but luckily, I was able to forget about it and move on. I was taken into the orphanage afterward. That was a nice place. I mean sure, there were a bunch of kids who liked to poke fun of me and stuff... well, that's alright, because their words really don't mean anything to me. I mean... that's all they are... simple words. Though if they tried to rough me up any, I was more than happy to knock their lights out... ah well, that's what they get for being nosy.
He flashes a very creepy smile, as he starts to twiddle his thumbs a bit, still staring back.
Joshua: Eventually, the Keeper showed up one day, of course back then, I didn't call them that. They took pity in me it seems and decided to adopt me out of the kindness of their heart. I'm very grateful that they did, because now I can help them convert the nonbelievers! Yep, that's quite fun, making them see the light. Of course, sometimes I can be a little too rough... but that's okay. The Keeper told me that the wounds I give them are a small price to pay in return for helping to save their wretched souls!
The young man's eyes light up even brighter, as he looks on, still just as content as he was before, swinging his legs back forth a little as he sits.
Joshua: The Keeper says there are plenty of souls that need to be converted here in WIG. So many wretched, putrid, and disgusting souls... so I'm more than happy to oblige! They say I'm doing them a big favor too, so really... I don't see any harm. Sure, the Keeper can be a little cruel at times, but that's simply just their way of showing love. You see... they love their entire family and as long as we make them happy, then we get to stay happy too!
The sound of a door opening is heard, as a tall, but slim looking figure walks into the room, dressed from head to toe in a black suit, including a black mask on over their face, the being wielding what appears to be a leather whip. They crack it, simply nodding over toward Joshua, who turns around and nods back, before turning back toward the screen.
Joshua: Well... it looks like that's all the time I have right now. The Keeper wants me for my daily purifying! You can't keep them waiting you know... well, it was nice meeting you all and I hope to see you all soon! Who knows... maybe you too will one day become one of The Innocent!
He waves happily toward the screen, before shutting the camera off, as we instantly fade to black, as the sharp sound of a whip is heard before it completely cuts off, as the screen changes completely to static once more, before turning back off.
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The Innocent
Opener
Rosie: First Ever WIG Women's Champion
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Post by The Innocent on Jun 8, 2008 1:08:19 GMT -5
We fade in once again, to the same setting as last time, as we yet another figure sitting before the static filled screen, as we a rather... unpleasant looking woman sitting down, dressed in a similar bright yellow jumpsuit, except for the fact that the sleeves on it have been ripped off, not to mention her chest is nearly... flat, as she gives a angry scowl into the ring, with a face that not even a mother could love, on the very tip between ugly and sickening. She has dark tan skin, spiked black hair, similar to that of Bull Nakano, and a scar above her left eye. She has a rather short, but muscular looking build, similar to that of Finlay.
Woman: ... I'm not gonna sweet talk ya like that other guy. Still, the Keeper... he said I needed to introduce myself. Personally, I don't think anyone of you deserve that, but eh... I got nothing better to do. My name is Rosie, just Rosie. Just like that Joshua, I'm also supposed to tell a bit about myself.
She gives an annoyed look, a rather angry sneer on her face, as she cracks her neck a bit.
Rosie: I didn't grow up in no storybook family like most of you lucky bastards and bitches... no, you see I had to scrap my way through my childhood, dealing with all kinds of crap. I had a bunch of pricks who thought that just cause I was girl, they could slap me around... well, all of them were missing teeth soon after they said that.
She gives a sick little grin, obviously not regretting having done this.
Rosie: My mother... she was a total bitch. She always tried to get me to follow her way of life, enrolled me in some fancy schmancy academy for young women... that place was hell. I didn't even last a week, because I eventually just punched out one of the teachers for trying to mess with me. Yeah, teach her to try and fill my head with all that stupid girly shit.
She gives another annoyed look.
Rosie: So yeah, of course, my mother was kind of upset, so she had me sent to... military school. That was the best time of my life... because they didn't treat you like a stupid little slut, no... they treated you like dirt, and that was absolutely fine with me. You see, I don't like being coddled like some retarded little punk, which is why I don't talk to my mother anymore... big freaking loss. She did nothing but try to shape me into her, which is something that I will NEVER be.
She gives another angry look, gritting her teeth a bit, still looking quite annoyed into the camera.
Rosie: Well, eventually, I graduated from that academy, top of my class. To be honest, they actually thought that I was one of the best they'd seen in years. They asked me to enlist, but I declined... because personally, I don't wanna get mixed up in any stupid wars or crap like that. It's not my problem... it's theirs! They can deal with it themselves for all I care!
She cracks her neck once again, before reaching up and brushing over that ridiculous hair a bit.
Rosie: So, I left... and obviously I didn't go back home. Nah, I went out and fought on the streets to make a living. Yeah, I was in sideshows, circuses, and all sorts of stuff. But... I felt like my talent was kinda being wasted, so I decided to train in wrestling. I found the toughest school that I could, enrolled, and well... started soaking up all the knowledge I could. Yeah, I was a born natural... then one day, they showed up.
Her expression begins to grow a bit less angry.
Rosie: They said that my talent was quite... extraordinary... or something like that. They said that they wanted me to help them convert people or something like that. Now usually, I don't ever do anything for anyone but myself... but they were different. they felt like the only person who truly understood me... other than myself anyway. So I decided to join up... and now I'm apart of the best damn thing in the world. The Keeper changed my life and gave me a purpose... and now, I get to thrash as many people as I want. Well... except that Joshua guy, no matter how many times I try, I just can't beat him. Anyone else though, man or woman... I can take down all the same.
She gives a huge sneer again.
Rosie: That's enough... the point is, soon I'll be in WIG... fighting for the greater good and all that. And when I arrive, there ain't nobody that will stop me. You see, eventually... and soon, you all will become... one of the Innocent.
She jumps up off the seat, then gives the camera a shove, sending it crashing to the ground, before she delivers a might stomp, turning the screen to static, as we once again fade out.
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BR Juri Sadamoto
Opener
Just your average, scarred Japanese-Irish American girl next door.
Broken Rose
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Post by BR Juri Sadamoto on Jun 8, 2008 21:35:40 GMT -5
"I've tweaked my knees several times..."
*Flash of a black & white view of a black pants leg.*
"...broken a knuckle..."
*Flash of a black & white view of a small hand.*
"...an eyebrow split open..."
*Flash of a black & white view of a deep scar.*
"...dislocated my right shoulder..."
*Flash of a black & white view a x-ray.*
"...shattered my right collarbone..."
*Flash of a black & white view of a x-ray featuring a mess of bone fragments.*
"...had my left arm ripped out by barbwire..."
*Flash of a black & white view of a scarred arm.*
"...been stitched back together almost 200 times..."
*Medical thread equvialent to the amount mentioned is shown.*
"...sweat buckets and bleed even more..."
*Various shots of black & white featuring blood dripping from several open wounds .*
"...I am a warrior..."
*A familiar figure stands in a empty ring with a lone spotlight in the center.*
"...I am a Joshi..."
*Color breathes slowly into the black and white scene, the camera rising from the figure's dark red shoes.*
"...I am a Broken Rose..."
*The rising stops at the back of the figure's striking red hair.*
"...And I'm bound for Wrestling's Innovative Genesis."
*The figure lifts two fingers to form a peace sign without turning round.*
"...Until next time..."
*Words pop up:
BR Juri Sadamoto.
Fade.*
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Post by Andy Duke on Jun 10, 2008 12:59:30 GMT -5
Source: AlexaKing.netOfficial King's Court Press ReleaseWHO: The Kings Court;Andy Duke WHAT: Pro Wrestling W*I*G WHEN:JUNE 17th! WHERE:The W*I*G Sphere WHY:To witness the new revolution in wrestling! Hi, this is Alexa King, inviting you to be a part of something special, and that is the debut of Pro Wrestling W*I*G. Along side my client Andy Duke, we would love for you to be there either in person, or watching us from the comfort of your own home. And if you're a wrestler, either already contracted by W*I*G, or you'd love to be a part, shoot me a message, and I'll try and arrange a try-out for you to become a member of the court. Peace, Alexa.
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Post by James E. Colvin on Jun 10, 2008 13:32:44 GMT -5
Source: Wrestlinginsidernewsforkeepz.com
W*I*G News & Notes
-Pro Wrestling W*I*G, ran by James E. Colvin, is scheduled to debut its TV show, W*I*G Vindication this Tuesday, June 17th on the American Newtork.
-W*I*G, for all you who don't know, is a new upstart promotion started by billionare James E. Colvin, they look to compete with all the big companies.
-Their launch roster is mainly comprised of men and women who became famous elsewhere, but they do have a core group of original talent.
-Expect to see those talent who work in multiple companies to make an exclusive decision within a few months.
-So far, no titles have been announced, and rumors are saying that there will be no titles awarded for at least a few months.
-The first W*I*G PPV is scheduled for July. It is planned to be a large annual PPV, ala Wrestlemania.
More news when it comes.
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Post by Jonathan Doe on Jun 10, 2008 13:41:51 GMT -5
Source: NewRevalationisHere.comOur Flock shall grow. I already have converted one sinner. We all know of him, but really, do not know him. I will let it be known exactly who I am speaking of LIVE on the 17th, when he will be in action!
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The Innocent
Opener
Rosie: First Ever WIG Women's Champion
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Post by The Innocent on Jun 13, 2008 1:16:39 GMT -5
The screen flickers once again, as we are taken back once more to the same setting as before, but this time... yet another person sits before us, a rather tall African American man, who looks back with a rather depressed look. He has brown eyes, long black hair, and like the rest, is clad in a yellow jumpsuit and white tennis shoes. He rests his head between his hands.
Man: So... it's finally my turn. You've already met Rosie and Joshua... but there remains one more person who resides here. I am Earnest. That's all I can tell you about my name, the Keeper forbids me speaking any further about that.
He sits up, looking at the screen, twiddling his thumbs a bit, as he gazes back. This one seems to be the largest of the group, well over six feet tall and looking quite muscular underneath his attire.
Earnest: My life has been quite different from my... two friends. Joshua may have lost his parents, Rosie may have had one who she didn't like... but at least they had someone like that. I... I wasn't so lucky. You see, I was born on the streets. How I got there... I don't remember to this day. I don't even remember the face of either my parents. All I know is... I'll never have a chance to meet them.
He seems ready to break down, but suddenly stops, smacking himself across the face quite painfully, as he stops, taking a deep breath.
Earnest: I was nothing more than an outcast, a cockroach, a vermin, whatever you wanted to call me. I can remember living in alleys, fending for my life. I fought off disease, pestilence, and illness, all without medicine. I had to survive on the scraps of food I could find in garbage cans... discarded by people who didn't need them. I had to wear the same clothing everyday, not even having to worry about the latest fashion trends... it was miserable.
He looks up to the ceiling, away from the camera, which is either new or has somehow been repaired from last time.
Earnest: For years... YEARS... I had to endure the hardships of that. I didn't fit in with regular society... and even if I asked, very few even bothered to help. Even the few that did, they barely helped at all, the most they would dp was put a bunch of loose change in my hand, like it was the most precious thing in the world... it was NOTHING! If they really wanted to help me, they could've taken me in... perhaps done something that took actual effort. But no... they just left me there, like a diseased animal.
He looks on with disgust, before looking down towards the floor, clasping his hands tightly.
Earnest: I shouldn't speak ill of them though... because not all people are like them. Because... about a few years ago, I forget how many, they showed up. They saw me on the street, told me that they felt sorry for me and that they could make it all better. They could remedy my situation and give me a true life... a life with meaning. I gratefully accepted... and then they took me in. I spent the next few years learning to fight, learning to wrestle, learning to hurt. And I hated to say it... but the only time I can truly be happy is when I'm in the ring, hurting someone. At first... I thought it was wrong to find joy in that, but the Keeper... well they put it in perspective for me. They told me that sometimes... people need to be hurt. They need to be able to feel pain, everyone does. Pain is the only way for someone to realize they've done something wrong... whether it's physical or mental.
Earnest looks on with a very serious expression on his face, not even blinking as he speaks now.
Earnest: But that's beside the point. The point is, people deserve to be hurt... and unfortunately for them, I am happy to oblige with helping the Keeper do so to them. Rest assured, members of WIG... the time will come for you to repent for your actions, like all of us did. We all endured our own personal hell, just to get to where we are today. In the name of the Keeper... we will show you the truth. Then... in the end, you too will become one of the Innocent.
The man sits up from his position, clasping his hands tightly, then bowing down, seeming to be in prayer, though it's hard to make out exactly what he says, then soon, he reaches over, flipping a switch and turning off this camera, as we once again fade out.
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BR Juri Sadamoto
Opener
Just your average, scarred Japanese-Irish American girl next door.
Broken Rose
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Post by BR Juri Sadamoto on Jul 23, 2008 21:44:42 GMT -5
W*I*G.com
Following the brutal and surprise attack on debuting W*I*G star BR Juri Sadamoto at the hands of Chick Aura, Sadamoto has been checked into the local hospital. She has sustained multiple injuries. The most severe of which is a minor concussion. While it may be too early for the doctors to give a date for Juri to come back, they are saying a reasonable estimate would be around three months for her to return.
We expect Chick Aura to speak on her actions soon, in hopes that we can understand why she sought fit to injure Miss Sadamoto. We will report back with more news about Juri's condition when we get it.
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Post by James E. Colvin on Jul 24, 2008 13:05:54 GMT -5
More details about the "Wild Card Match"
Source: Prowrestlingwig.com
From the desk of James E. Colvin; W*I*G Owner
Many have been wondering just what the Wild Card match this Sunday will be. It will be a 6-man single elimination match, and anyone who isn't already in a match may enter. The way the rules work are simple. People will enter in a "royal rumble" fashion. But the finish can happen at any time, so there are benefits to being early, unlike most battle royals/gauntlets. The winner will be automatically put in the title match, whatever that may be, at the September PPV.
Thank You
James.
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Post by Hardcore Hensley on Aug 24, 2008 23:49:30 GMT -5
Credit: WIGinsider.com
- Hardcore Hensley was a guest on 'rasslin Talk Radio over the weekend. Below is a partial transcript of the interview.
"You know, ever since I started doing this, there have been doctors all up my ass! I mean, at first, I'll be the first to tell you I hadn't a lick of wrestling ability in me. I figured if I just went out, and showed off brutality, maybe flipped around a bit then I'd be set! Needless to say, that was far from the truth. In the time late last year where I basically sat out, I returned to my old stomping grounds, so to speak. The guy you've seen is the guy that I was all along during my tenure in The Dog Pound. As soon as I stepped into the EWT, I don't know where it all went. While I was back, I regrouped myself. I found myself over again, I'll put it that way, and I got into a program with Marcus. He was a great guy, and I'd seen most of his work so I knew what I was up against. We had a splendid build then the match delivered, much thanks to the soldier-filled crowd, and I was rejuvenated. I may not have won, but I was solid. Times went on, I continued to progress, and all of a sudden, I struck gold! You can say I was just in the right place at the right time, and you're definitely right, but I don't think that means I didn't deserve it. At least, I don't think it does. Still, I've tried to tone myself more into a wrestler than say a stunt man. Especially in W*I*G, I think I've displayed myself as one helluva athlete. I've heard from countless people that I should simply part ways with the Hardcore in my name. I'll tell you right now that's not happening. I'm always gonna be Hardcore Hensley, always, forever! My decision is that I'm still gonna go out there, and put out my best, no questions. However, the hardcore stuff is gonna be kept on a once in a while-type deal. I'm not gonna be crashing through wood every night, or leaping off thirty foot ladders. I will be wrestling though, and you can bet your ass it'll be topnotch! Also, you can trust me, when it's time for Hardcore Hensley to be hardcore, it'll happen. Take next Sunday, for example. This is it, Hardcore Hensley/Poe Moe Foe, it'll end at No Rest For The Wicked, I promised. You're gonna see shit that'll make you rethink what the human body is truly capable of, trust me."
- Hensley also stated in the interview, among other things: that his favorite food is pizza, his favorite video game (non-sport) is Saint's Row, and that he can't await it's upcoming sequel.
- At the shows close, he was asked whether or not he'd be voting in the election. He declined comment.
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Post by James Bon Jovi on Sept 1, 2008 9:21:28 GMT -5
www.lolwrestling.com/weeklymoron/jovi.html"Tracking the Monkey Man."As opposed to debuting recently, as most people would have assumed, James Bon Jovi is in fact in the midst of returning to his latest foray into the heart of India. "All you LADIES...and gentlemen--can't forget you douchevags out there--I just thought you were lovingly wondering where the ONE, THE ONLY...JAMES BON JOVI...has been off to. Truth be told, for the sixth time since the start of the year, I've been in India. Bein' pulled in a bike rickshaw, seein' the SECK-ZEE LADIES, and most importantly...meanin' to find that Monkey Man," James told us. An avid amateur crypto-hunter, James has made it a point to visit India whenever possible to follow the elusive beast. For those who don't know, the Monkey Man is the one allegedly hailing from the city of New Dehli. In 2001, reports began to flood in of the ferocious beast, some saying that it possessed sharp metal claws and was covered in thick fur, standing in at around four feet in height. "Um," the superstar quickly followed up, "It's uh...a hard job. You've got to have the willpower to calm those wonderful women and look and sound good doin' it, after they've been TERROR-RIZED by the ever-fierce Monkey Man--who they say is still runnin' wild with his sharp claws and [expletive deleted] and freakin' everyone out. It's like an acid trip man, just...YOU'RE NOT ON ACID, DUDE!" he learnedly stated. “Oh yeah, and the concerts are pretty awesome too.” However, his journey has once again proven fruitless, and J.B.J. is expected to be back from India and within the grounds of his so-called “Acropolis of Bewilderment” in no time.
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Danny Taylor
Opener
One Half of the Victorious Colvin Cup Tournament Team
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Post by Danny Taylor on Sept 5, 2008 13:35:50 GMT -5
- W*I*G.com
In a dark match meant to excite the crowd to start off the night, Danny Taylor vs Kelly Kelly, nearly turned into a riot after the bell. W*I*G officials decided at the time to pull the match from future DVD sales. But after hearing the interest of the match, it will be featured in it's entirety on W*I*G: Vindication as soon as it cleared and OKed to be publicly viewed.
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Post by The Maxx on Sept 5, 2008 16:14:08 GMT -5
W*I*Ggersnewsource.netTHE MAXX AWESOME took alot of punishment to his neck in his match with Coltrane at W*I*G's Date With Destiny PPV. He is schedlued to have neck surgery this week. It is unkown if THE MAXX AWESOME will even return to wrestling when his neck is healed or if he will opt to remain behind the scenes at W*I*G & work as a trainer for WHOA.
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